An Epistle To A Pathological Creep
of Montreal Lyrics


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He'd explain to you but it would take too long
Why he is right and everybody else is wrong
He'd endeavor friend to make your mind correct
He'd try but he thinks it would take too long too long
It's probably simple math
That keeps him on his elevated path

While talking to him it is very rare
To sense that he's acknowledging you're even there
Or else he'll speak as if you should be taking notes
But fears that you might steal
One of his brilliant quotes
There's no idea that you could add
That he wouldn't claim to have already had

He used to be a really decent guy
Before his insecurities enslaved him
Now his ego seems to be raging uncontrollably
Destroying every friendship that he's ever had
I don't even like to think about him it's so very sad

Only a boy of three would dare act so egregiously

Now the kind of places he's most often found
Are rife with pedants running topics into the ground
And the company that he is known to keep
Are all self important bores
That put you right to sleep




Yes I'd rather be hung
Than hear them discussing Carl Jung

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to of Montreal's song An Epistle To A Pathological Creep speaks about a person who is so consumed by his own ego that he believes he is always right and everyone else is wrong. He believes that he has all the right answers and therefore, everyone should follow his lead without question. The character is so self-absorbed that he pays no attention to anyone else, not even acknowledging the presence of the person to whom he is speaking. He is so full of himself that he is destroying every friendship he has ever had. The character alluded to is portrayed as someone who is not only insecure but is also deeply flawed in character. It highlights how insecurities can consume a person and how this can change their disposition for the worse. It is a sad story that portrays how the character's destructive belief system has led to his downfall.


Line by Line Meaning

He'd explain to you but it would take too long
He thinks he is right but it's a lot of effort to convince you


Why he is right and everybody else is wrong
He believes nobody understands as much as he does


He'd endeavor friend to make your mind correct
He is determined to convince you to see things his way


He'd try but he thinks it would take too long too long
He doubts that he can ever make you understand


It's probably simple math
He believes his ideas are straightforward and easy to understand


That keeps him on his elevated path
He thinks his intellectual superiority sets him apart from others


While talking to him it is very rare
He doesn't listen to what others have to say


To sense that he's acknowledging you're even there
He's too self-centered to notice anyone else's presence


Or else he'll speak as if you should be taking notes
He expects you to remember his every word


But fears that you might steal
He doesn't trust anyone else to share his brilliance


One of his brilliant quotes
He thinks everything he says is brilliant


There's no idea that you could add
He believes he knows everything and doesn't need anyone else's input


That he wouldn't claim to have already had
He thinks he's already had every idea you could possibly come up with


He used to be a really decent guy
He wasn't always so insufferable


Before his insecurities enslaved him
His arrogance is a result of his deep-seated insecurities


Now his ego seems to be raging uncontrollably
His ego has grown out of control


Destroying every friendship that he's ever had
His personality has ruined all of his relationships


I don't even like to think about him it's so very sad
He's so unbearable that he's not worth thinking about


Only a boy of three would dare act so egregiously
Even a child would recognize how obnoxious he is


Now the kind of places he's most often found
He frequents pretentious spaces


Are rife with pedants running topics into the ground
The people he surrounds himself with are boring and pompous


And the company that he is known to keep
The people he befriends are just like him


Are all self important bores
His friends are full of themselves and dull


That put you right to sleep
They're so tedious that you'll fall asleep in their presence


Yes I'd rather be hung
He's so insufferable that the alternative is preferable


Than hear them discussing Carl Jung
Listening to them talk about anything is unbearable




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