Art Snob Solutions
of Montreal Lyrics


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What's up directors? Grab your knives!
It's time to take all all of the lives
Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky

Come on authors grab your guns!
It's time to murder everyone who has never heard of Apollinaire
Send them all to hell it's only fair
Cast them all into the flames if they don't know any names
Of the principles of Arte Povera
Or are unfamiliar with le serpent mascara
That's right mascara snake!!!

Come on painters alive or dead
Give all the cretins a boot to the head
If they don't extoll convincingly
Tempered Elan era Kandinsky

Throw them all into a well if they cannot tell
An Arto Parv feast of repitition from a Schoenburg 12 tone composition

Come on artists the day is here
And your mission is very clear




Put an end to the bourgoussie
And death to everyone who's never heard of me

Overall Meaning

The song "Art Snob Solutions" by of Montreal satirically critiques the elitism and exclusivity rampant in the art world. The lyrics are a call to arms for directors, authors, painters, and artists to gruesomely murder anyone who hasn't heard of certain artists or art movements. They believe that the only solution to the problem of people not appreciating certain forms of art is to kill them. The song's hyperbolic lyrics are meant to expose the absurdity of the art world and their elitist attitudes towards those who are not "cultured" enough to appreciate certain artistic styles.


The song's lyrics reference several artists and art movements, including Tarkovsky, Apollinaire, Arte Povera, Schoenburg, and Kandinsky. These references are meant to emphasize the sheer breadth of knowledge that one must have to truly be considered an art-snob. The lyrics suggest that the only way to truly appreciate art is by having an immense knowledge of the history of art, along with a deep understanding of specific artists and their movements. However, the song also critiques this approach, suggesting that the obsession with "cultured" art is both ridiculous and dangerous.


Overall, "Art Snob Solutions" is a biting commentary on the hoity-toity attitudes of the art world. of Montreal uses their satire to take aim at the art-snob mentality that promotes exclusivity and elitism in the art world. By suggesting that the only way to deal with those who don't appreciate certain forms of art is through murder, the song drives home the absurdity of the elitist attitudes that dominate the art world.


Line by Line Meaning

What's up directors? Grab your knives!
Calling all film directors to arms to defend the honor of Tarkovsky's genius.


It's time to take all all of the lives
A hyperbolic call to action, urging filmmakers to inflict symbolic violence on those who fail to recognize Tarkovsky's brilliance.


Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky
Referencing those who lack the ability or attention span to appreciate Tarkovsky's slow, dreamy style of filmmaking.


Come on authors grab your guns!
A call to authors to take up arms to defend the reputation of Apollinaire.


It's time to murder everyone who has never heard of Apollinaire
A tongue-in-cheek exaggeration intending to highlight the importance of familiarizing oneself with key figures in literature.


Send them all to hell it's only fair
An ironic statement pointing out the absurdity of punishing people for literary ignorance with such severity.


Cast them all into the flames if they don't know any names
Suggesting a literal punishment of being burned alive for lack of knowledge in the field of contemporary art.


Of the principles of Arte Povera
Referencing a specific art movement and the lack of familiarity with its core tenets among the general public.


Or are unfamiliar with le serpent mascara
Poking fun at people who claim to be experts in art history yet are not familiar with this lesser-known piece of work.


That's right mascara snake!!!
A playful way to mock the pretentiousness of the art world.


Come on painters alive or dead
Inviting painters from all times to join the cause of elevating the status of art in society.


Give all the cretins a boot to the head
A humorous way to express contempt for those who can't differentiate between true art and kitsch.


If they don't extoll convincingly
Highlighting the importance of being able to articulate the merits of an artwork in order to be considered a true connoisseur.


Tempered Elan era Kandinsky
Referencing a specific period in Kandinsky's artistic career and the relevance of understanding its characteristics.


Throw them all into a well if they cannot tell
Suggesting a punishment of being thrown into a well for lacking the knowledge to discern between different art movements.


An Arto Parv feast of repetition from a Schoenburg 12 tone composition
Referencing two different musical styles and the importance of understanding their key features to appreciate them fully.


Come on artists the day is here
Urging artists of all types to rise up and showcase their talents.


And your mission is very clear
Giving a sense of purpose to artists to promote and elevate art in society.


Put an end to the bourgoussie
Encouraging artists to overthrow the bourgeois class and claim their rightful place in society.


And death to everyone who's never heard of me
A satirical way of highlighting the narcissism that often comes with artistic identity and notoriety.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: KEVIN BARNES

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