Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
of Montreal Lyrics


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If you wanna be a good monster
Don't swallow mine
It's all fine and dandy
This low betrayal oh

You found friends
To agree and understand
If you wanna be a good monster
Don't bother

Mix bag grab bag
Pop the question
Have a ball runnin wild
Between your spagetti legs

Mix bag grab bag
Dirty pots
You best believe my love
could fix the faucet

You are a locked window
I can see in but can't get in
Locked in your room
Until you've learned your lesson

I am a gift
Which you refuse to open
If you wanna be a good monster
Open me

Mix bag grab bag
Pop the question
Have a ball runnin wild
Between your spagetti legs

Mix bag grab bag
Dirty pots
You best believe my love
Could fix the faucet

Mix bag grab bag
Pop the question
Have a ball runnin wild
Between your spagetti legs

Mix bag grab bag
Dirty pots
You best believe my love
Could fix the faucet

Chasin after honey
Bet you found somethin
Why name me what I want if I am a gift
Just waitin to be opened coming out of my shell




If I am a gift
Why don't you open me?

Overall Meaning

The opening lines suggest a warning to someone who wants to become a monster, but they should not try to be like the singer. The lyrics may refer to an insecurity in the singer, and they don't want others to take away or consume what they have. The next lines are sarcastic, insinuating that betrayal is acceptable, but it creates tension between friends.


The lyrics then shift to referencing the locked window and doors, insinuating someone's isolation and entrapment. The singer is offering themselves as a gift, but the other person refuses to open it. The chorus repeats multiple times with different verses, suggesting efficiency, struggle, and victory. The last line is an appeal to the person to take a chance and open up, and not to let fear dictate their actions.


Line by Line Meaning

If you wanna be a good monster Don't swallow mine
If you want to be a good person, don't steal from me or take what is mine.


It's all fine and dandy This low betrayal oh
It may seem alright, but betraying someone you call a friend is not acceptable.


You found friends To agree and understand
You have found companions who share your ideas and empathy.


If you wanna be a good monster Don't bother
If you want to be a good person, don't get involved in things that do not concern you.


Mix bag grab bag Pop the question Have a ball runnin wild Between your spagetti legs
You are experiencing a variety of emotions and thoughts, and are enjoying the freedom that comes with it.


Dirty pots You best believe my love Could fix the faucet
Although things may look unclean or broken, my love has the power to fix them and make them better.


You are a locked window I can see in but can't get in Locked in your room Until you've learned your lesson
You have put up barriers and are closed off to those around you until you learn something important.


I am a gift Which you refuse to open If you wanna be a good monster Open me
I am a precious gift that you are ignoring, but if you want to be a good person, you should embrace me and what I have to offer.


Chasin after honey Bet you found somethin Why name me what I want if I am a gift Just waitin to be opened coming out of my shell If I am a gift Why don't you open me?
You were searching for something sweet in life and found it, but why label me as something you want when I am a valuable gift that is waiting to be opened and appreciated? Please acknowledge my worth and open me up.




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Comments from YouTube:

@sumintegrals

These songs are just so charming, one of my favorite albums!

@rakgtr

this song is beautiful, i havent heard anything like this in a while. God bless of montreal

@UncleFido

amazing song

@schtickkicker

true enough.

@DickValentine87

I thought about becoming a monster.....I later decided not to bother

@schtickkicker

polyvinyl, oh no! digital compression artifacts give great low fidelity recordings a sour sound :( listen to the same track uploaded by youtube user worsebrains for better quality.

@friendlymaleaccountanti63t47

Thanks for the tip!

@ClearlyJamming

fuck quality

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