My Favorite Boxer
of Montreal Lyrics


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Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
He goes smasho and everyone cheers
He turns big men into whimpering cowards
He's so strong and how I adore him

But I'm so weak
So much so that I'm afraid
To walk alone down my street
I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
His smile is so white like elephant ivory
He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends
Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves

But I don't know many girls
And I certainly don't know any girls like that
Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge
Looking at the water below
When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice
Coming from down the road
It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped
I saw Hector Ormano with some friends
And as they approached my mind went blank




As I struggled to find the words
I was dying to tell him

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "My Favorite Boxer" by of Montreal explore themes of admiration, hero worship, and personal insecurity. The singer sings of their infatuation with Hector Ormano, a professional boxer who is celebrated for his strength, courage, and good looks. Despite being in awe of Ormano's accomplishments, the singer confesses their own feelings of cowardice and inadequacy, particularly in their struggles to interact with people and pursue romantic interests. In a poignant moment, the singer describes seeing Ormano in person and being too overwhelmed to speak to him, highlighting the divide between aspiration and reality.


One notable aspect of the song is its use of vivid imagery and wordplay. The description of Ormano's actions in the ring ("He goes smasho") and physical appearance ("His smile is so white like elephant ivory") reinforces his larger-than-life persona and draws attention to the ways in which public figures can become idols. The contrast between the singer's self-doubt and Ormano's self-assuredness is also striking, as the latter is depicted as effortlessly navigating through life while the former struggles to even leave their own house.


Line by Line Meaning

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
The singer admires Hector Ormano, a boxer who is strong and powerful.


He goes smasho and everyone cheers
Hector Ormano is popular because he is an effective fighter and people enjoy watching him fight.


He turns big men into whimpering cowards
Hector Ormano is so strong that he makes even tough men feel weak and afraid.


He's so strong and how I adore him
The artist deeply admires Hector Ormano's strength and physical prowess.


But I'm so weak
The artist feels physically and emotionally inferior to Hector Ormano.


So much so that I'm afraid
The singer is very fearful and lacks confidence in themselves.


To walk alone down my street
The singer is afraid to go out in public by themselves.


I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano
The artist believes they will never be as courageous or strong as Hector Ormano.


His smile is so white like elephant ivory
Hector Ormano has a bright, gleaming smile that is reminiscent of elephant ivory.


He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends
Hector Ormano is attractive and has had many romantic partners.


Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves
Hector Ormano's romantic partners are conventionally beautiful and have desirable physical features.


But I don't know many girls
The artist has limited experience with dating or romantic relationships.


And I certainly don't know any girls like that
The singer has never met or been romantically involved with someone who matches Hector Ormano's partners' physical descriptions.


Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano
The singer believes they are not as popular, interesting or attractive as Hector Ormano.


One summer day I was sitting on the bridge
The singer is reminiscing about a specific event that occurred during summer.


Looking at the water below
The artist was gazing at the water under the bridge.


When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice
The artist heard someone they recognized laughing nearby.


Coming from down the road
The laughter and voice were approaching from the direction of the road.


It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped
The singer saw something that caused them great surprise, excitement, or fear.


I saw Hector Ormano with some friends
The artist is happy to see Hector Ormano, possibly in person or in a public space.


And as they approached my mind went blank
The artist became nervous and was unable to think clearly as Hector Ormano and their friends came closer.


As I struggled to find the words
The artist was having difficulty speaking or communicating effectively.


I was dying to tell him
The singer had something important or exciting they wanted to say to Hector Ormano.




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