Brooklyn Zoo
ol dirty bastard/ol dirty bastard Lyrics

I'm the one-man army, Ason
I am the only fighter, Ason

I never been tooken out, I keep MC's looking out
I have never been defeated and that keeps other rappers on their toes

I drop science like Cosby dropping babies
I offer knowledge effortlessly, similar to how Bill Cosby handles his children

Enough to make a nigga go crazy
My level of intellect is impressive enough to drive someone insane

In the G building, taking all types of medicines
I'm in a complicated mindset, fueled by various drugs, within a G building

Your ass thought you were better than
You believed that you were at a higher standard than me

Ason, I keep planets in orbit
I have the power to control the universe, just like gravity keeps planets in their respective orbits

While I be coming with deeper and more shit
My rhymes are becoming more profound and intricate as I grow as an artist

Enough to make you break and shake your ass
My music is dynamic enough to force one to dance recklessly

As I create rhymes good as a Tastycake makes
My lyrics are utterly impressive, just like how Tastycake produces good snacks

This style, I'm mastered in
I have perfected my music style

Niggas catching headaches, what? What? You need Aspirin?
My rhymes make people dizzy and give them headaches, to the point where they require Aspirin for relief

This type of pain, you couldn't even kill with Midol
The discomfort my music gives is too extreme for Midol to provide a tranquil effect

Fuck around, get sprayed with Lysol
If someone plays around with me, I am not afraid to spray them with Lysol, similar to a household cleaner

In your face like a can of mace, baby
I am extremely confrontational, like mace that is quickly sprayed in one's face

Is it burning? Well, fuck it, now you're learning
If you feel an urge of discomfort from my music, 'deal with it,' because that's my intention

How I don't even like your motherfucking profile
I don't like you, your inputs or your style

Give me my fucking shit blaow
Enter into a clash with me, and you will get beaten up pretty quickly

Not seen and heard, no-one knows
I operate in a culturally neglected society, and nobody knows what happens across my context

You forget niggas be quiet as kept
One often fails to recognize that people can maintain discretion and silence

Now you know nothing
Now, you have learned or experienced next to no new things

Before you knew a whole fucking lot
Before, you had a lot of knowledge and experience

Your ass don't wanna get shot
You don't want to get into a serious situation and get shot as a result

A lot of MC's came to my showdown
Many other music artists entered my battles

And watched me put your fucking ass low down
They watched me kick your ass to the ground

As you can go, below zero
I can take you as low as possible, below even zero, with my music and responses

Without a doubt I never been tooken out
Undeniably, I have never faced defeat from someone else

By a nigga, who couldn't figure
I haven't been outwitted or beaten by a person who lacks the brainpower to do so

Yo by a nigga, who couldn't figure
Furthermore, I haven't been outsmarted by anyone

Yo by a nigga, who couldn't figure (Brooklyn Zoo)
Moreover, I haven't been defeated by any fool from Brooklyn Zoo

How to pull a fucking gun trigger
That person hasn't even learned how to fire a gun

I said "Get the fuck outta here!"
I instructed someone to vacate my space and go away with force

Nigga wanna get too close, to the utmost
Someone is trying to get too close to me, so I warn them not to go to the extreme

But I got stacks that'll attack any wack host
Fortunately, I have an abundance of money, that I can use to damage any weak or unworthy person

Introducing - yo fuck that nigga's name
Introducing myself, but forgetting to mention my legal name since it is irrelevant

My Hip Hop drops on your head like rain
I drop my Hip Hop songs abruptly, like a sudden downpour

And when it rains it pours, cause my rhymes hardcore
It pours when it rains, and so do my powerful lyrics

That's why I give you more of the raw
The reason I offer raw music is that it's what the people want, and it's what I'm proficient in creating

Talent that I got will riz-ock the spot
My skill will undoubtedly start a 'blaze' in the music scene

MC's I'll be burning, burning hot
I will burn other MCs with my music expertise

Whoa-hoa-hoa! Let me like slow up with the flow
Hold up, let me slow down a little with my music (regulate the flow)

If I move too quick, oh, you just won't know
If I'm too fast, you won't be able to comprehend my lyrics and rhythm

I'm homicidal when you enter the target
I have an intense rage whenever an enemy enters into my line of sight

Nigga get up, act like a pig trying to hog shit
An enemy is trying to grab my attention and act like they are better than they are

So I take yo ass out quick
I deal with this person expeditiously

The mics, I've had it my nigga, you can suck my dick
I feel the mic belongs to me; you can suck my genitals

If you wanna step to my motherfucking rep
If you want to challenge my integrity and reputation, go aheadz

Blown to death
It will cost an adversary their lives

You got shot cause you knock knock knock
You got shot since that was the consequence of bothering me (Knocking on my door)

"Who's there?" Another motherfucking hard rock
Interjecting with the first line of a classic joke, and taking it to the next level

Slacking on your macking cause raw's what you lack
Your songs are mediocre because you lack rawness in music

You wanna react? Bring it on back
You ought to react by submitting an intelligent response back (accept the challenge)

Shame on you, when you step through to The Ol' Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
You ought to be careful, as you account for your actions, when you come through to me, the Ol' Dirty Bastard, representing Brooklyn Zoo