The Dynamo of Volition
½ÜÉ­ ÂêÒ®×ÈJason Mraz Lyrics

I've got the dynamo of volition
I have the unstoppable force of willpower

With po-pole position
In the lead position, ready to go

Automatic transmission with lo-ow emissions
Effortlessly moving forward while being mindful of the impact on the environment

I'm a brand new addition to the old edition
I am a fresh perspective added to an established group

With the love unconditional
Showing love without any conditions or restrictions

I'm a drama abolitionist
I am opposed to causing or participating in unnecessary drama

Damn no opposition to my proposition
No one is disagreeing with my proposal

Half of a man, half magician
I am both human and capable of performing magic

Half a politician holding the mic
I have some influence but am not a full-time politician

Like ammunition
My words are powerful and impactful

And my vision is as simple as light
My goals are straightforward and easy to understand

Ain't no reason we should be in a fight
There is no reason for conflict or hostility

No demolition
We should not be tearing things down or causing destruction

Get to vote, get to say what you like
Everyone has the right to express their opinions and make choices

Procreation
Having children and continuing the human race

Compositions already written by themselves
Some things are predetermined and out of our control

Saying heck is for the people not believin' in gosh
Swearing is for those who do not believe in God or a higher power

Good Job
Well done, great work

Get 'em up way high
Raise your hands in celebration

Gimme gimme that high five
Give me a celebratory hand slap

Good time
Having a fun and enjoyable experience

Get 'em way down low
Lower your hands to the ground in celebration

Gimme gimme that low dough
Give me a celebratory fist bump

Good God
An exclamation of excitement or surprise

Bring 'em back again
Restart the celebration

Gimme gimme that high ten
Give me a celebratory two-handed high five

You're the best definition of good intentions
You represent the epitome of positive and well-meaning actions

I do not answer the call if
I will not pick up the phone if

I do not know who is calling
The identity of the caller is unknown to me

I guess the whole point of it all is
I suppose the ultimate purpose is

That we never know really
We may never fully understand

I'm tryin' to keep with the Joneses
I am attempting to keep up with the latest trends or societal norms

While waiting for guns and the roses
I am anticipating a significant event or change to occur

To finish what we all suppose is
To complete what we have been assuming will happen

That shit's so silly
That idea or belief is absurd and ridiculous

Oh, fist like pumpin' and wrist lock
A gesture of enthusiasm and excitement

Twisting up a rizla
Rolling a thin, tobacco-filled cigar

Kid Icarus on the transistor
Playing a video game on a transistor radio

Nintendo been givin' me the blister
Playing video games for too long has caused physical discomfort

I bend over take it in the kisser
I am willingly accepting a difficult or unpleasant situation

Best friends are hittin' on my sister
My closest companions are showing romantic interest in my sibling

Try to tell them that they still wish-a
I am attempting to explain that their desires are unattainable

Cause she already got herself a mister
My sister is already in a committed relationship

And besides that's gross to want to dis her
Disrespecting or criticizing my sister would be inappropriate

Didn't I say, didn't I say
I previously gave a warning or advice

You're a representation of good versus evil
You embody the contrast between positive and negative forces

I do not keep up with statistics
I do not follow or study numerical data

I do not sleep without a mistress
I cannot rest without a romantic partner

I do not eat unless it's fixed with
I only consume food that has been prepared a certain way

Some kind of sweet like a licorice
I prefer my food to have a specific flavor or taste

My home is deep inside the mystics
I find comfort and belonging in spiritual or philosophical concepts

I'm known to keep diggin' on existence
I am constantly searching for meaning and purpose in life

I'm holdin' in the heat like a fish-stick
I am keeping my emotions under control and not showing them outwardly

And my phone it beeps because I missed it
I have a missed call or message notification on my phone

Fuck's sake, can I get a witness
Expressing exasperation or frustration and seeking agreement

I'm only a boy in a story
I am just a character in a larger narrative

Just a hallucinatory
Perhaps not even real, just a figment of imagination

Trippin' on nothing there is
Experiencing vivid and intense sensations despite no external stimulus

Living in the wilderness
Living in isolation or separation from society

With a tiger spot on my back
Having a distinctive marking or feature

Living life of a cat
Emulating the behavior or lifestyle of a feline

I just wanna relax here
I desire a state of calm and contentment

And sing another rap tune
Creating and performing a new rap song

Driving off on your blind man's bike
Riding a bicycle without a clear direction or plan

You can say just what you like
Expressing oneself freely without censorship or restriction

Or nothing can stop you
No obstacle or hindrance is insurmountable

You're the best definition of good versus evil
You represent the most clear contrast between positive and negative forces

You're the best around
You are the pinnacle of excellence and achievement

And nothings ever gonna take you down
You are unstoppable and invincible