Bonus
МЭРС и D.A.P.A. Lyrics

Aye roll up
Hey, prepare a joint for smoking

Can you roll up for me and you roll up
Can you prepare a joint for both of us?

Can you roll up for me and you just roll up
Can you prepare a joint for me while you also prepare one for yourself?

Hey roll up how much weed we smoking
Hey, how much marijuana are we going to smoke?

She wore that lil dress so I can see that thang poking
She wore a short dress to show off her attractive physical features

Fuck them washed up niggas let em soak in
Disregard those unsuccessful individuals, let them be consumed by their own failure

They don't want no smoke they'll choke
They are not willing to engage in conflict, and if they do, they will struggle or fail

All these front row bitches want it in there throat
These attention-seeking women desire to please others orally

I'm hanging with the peasants tell the rich to hang my coat
I prefer to associate with common people, rather than the wealthy, and ask them to take care of my belongings

Dogs on guard just like St. bernards we facing hard
We are ready and vigilant, like St. Bernards, in dealing with difficult challenges

Just leave the lid off the mason jar
Keep the lid off the mason jar, implying a ready and accessible supply of marijuana

I'm talking to my pops how his plans came apart
I'm discussing with my father how his aspirations and goals fell apart

It wasn't suppose to be like it be like this
This situation was not expected or intended to turn out this way

I got a plan to rewrite this and rewrite this
I have a strategy to revise and improve upon this situation

Talking to a baddy and I'm so confident
Engaging in a conversation with an attractive person and feeling self-assured

How you don't want me to fuck but yo panties look rinsed
You claim not to want to engage in sexual activity, but your underwear suggests otherwise

I feel like big tay these hoes ain't making no sense
I feel like Big Tay, these women are not acting logically or coherently

They tried to box me in but my dogs jump fence
They attempted to confine or limit me, but I quickly found a way to escape or overcome

Watch all these niggas act hard
Observe how these individuals portray themselves as tough or brave

And get to shivering when you end up in they backyard
And tremble with fear when you confront or invade their personal space

I know it's a bad day if Terrence ain't smiling
I can tell it's a negative day if Terrence is not displaying a happy expression

I know to get the strap if that nigga Duane wiling
I know to arm myself with a weapon if that person Duane is acting recklessly

It's a regular if Dezmund get to clowning
It is a usual occurrence if Dezmund starts behaving foolishly or playing around

I need take them on a private island private pilot
I desire to take them to an exclusive island with a personal pilot

Mimosa made by my baby mama
A mixed drink, mimosa, prepared by the mother of my child

Big black bitch getting fucked like she from wakanda
Engaging in sexual intercourse with a curvaceous African-American woman as if she is from Wakanda (fictional African nation known for its advanced technology)

Fat nigga but I fuck her like a athlete
Despite being overweight, I have sexual stamina comparable to that of an athlete

Then it's back to making plays on the backstreet
Afterward, I will return to engaging in illegal activities or strategic maneuvers in a covert manner

Didn't get her number but don't let yo bitch @ me
I didn't acquire her contact information, but make sure your girlfriend doesn't contact me

Might have to call an audible and let yo bitch sack me
I may need to change plans unexpectedly and allow your girlfriend to engage in sexual activity with me

If it ain't about the commas then subtract me
If the topic of discussion does not involve money, then exclude me from it

Weed hitting so hard that it crack teeth
The marijuana is so potent that it has the potential to damage teeth

Smoke so much
I smoke an excessive amount of marijuana

Like you smoke so much weed like
You consume a significant quantity of marijuana

You smoke it everyday like that shit don't get boring
You smoke marijuana on a daily basis, seemingly unaffected by any sense of monotony

I smoke because I fucking like it
I smoke marijuana because I genuinely enjoy it

I like weed I like being high as fuck ok
I have a genuine fondness for marijuana and experiencing its intense effects

The shit is fucking fun
Using marijuana is quite enjoyable

Then some people answer the question and try to be poetic and shit
Then there are individuals who respond with poetic and metaphorical explanations to such a simple question

I smoke to escape the harsh realities of this cruel world
I use marijuana as a means to avoid or evade the harsh and unforgiving aspects of this world

Fuck that I'm trying to be high then a motherfucking kite
Disregard that notion, I desire to be extremely intoxicated and euphoric

Thats why I smoke my nigga thats why I smoke
That is why I consume marijuana, my friend, that is why I smoke