You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch
A.Hague Lyrics


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You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
cnd as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
cre as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,




Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Mr. Grinch!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of A. Hague's song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" portray a character named Mr. Grinch as vile, stinky, and mean. The song seems to be addressed to him by an unnamed narrator, who begins by stating "You're a mean one" and elaborates with a series of insults. The first stanza calls Mr. Grinch a heel who is neither cuddly nor charming. The second stanza also delves into Mr. Grinch's personality and calls him a monster with an empty heart and spiders in his brain. The third stanza is arguably the most creative, using similes to compare Mr. Grinch's smile to that of a termite-infested wood and his sweetness to that of a seasick crocodile. The fourth stanza is a bit gross, with the singer calling Mr. Grinch a skunk with a heart full of unwashed socks. Finally, the last stanza uses hyperbole to describe Mr. Grinch in extreme, disgusting terms, calling his soul a dump heap full of the most disgraceful rubbish imaginable.


Line by Line Meaning

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You are an unpleasant person, Mr. Grinch,


You really are a heel,
You are truly unkind,


You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You are as approachable as a prickly cactus, as deceitful as an eel, Mr. Grinch,


You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You are a spoiled banana with a dirty appearance!


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
You are a wicked creature, Mr. Grinch,


Your heart's an empty hole,
You have no compassion, Mr. Grinch,


Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
Your mind is full of negative thoughts, Mr. Grinch,


I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
I would not want to be associated with you, Mr. Grinch!


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You are a repugnant individual, Mr. Grinch,


You have termites in your smile,
Your smile is unappealing, Mr. Grinch,


You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
You have absolutely no trace of nicety in you, Mr. Grinch,


Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
I would prefer interaction with the unsympathetic creature over you, Mr. Grinch!


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch,
You are a gross person, Mr. Grinch,


You're a nasty wasty skunk,
You are a detestable being, Mr. Grinch,


Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
You are filled with disdain and foulness, Mr. Grinch,


The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
Three words that portray you perfectly are as mentioned herewith, and I quote,


"Stink, stank, stunk"!
"Foul smelling, disgusting, and ruined" are the three words that best describe you!


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You are a revolting creature, Mr. Grinch,


You're the king of sinful sots,
You are the ruler of immoral and unvirtuous beings,


Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart is unresponsive and contaminated, Mr. Grinch,


Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
Your spirit is an awful garbage dump overloaded with the most shameful trash possible, confusingly mixed up and tangled!


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
You make me feel nauseous, Mr. Grinch,


With a nauseous super "naus"!
Beyond nauseating, excessively sickening!


You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
You are an unscrupulous and dirty rider, and you steer a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch,


You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You are a sandwich filled with sauerkraut and toadstool, spread with arsenic sauce, composed of layers of pure nastiness!




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