Ghetto Neighbor
ABK Lyrics

They call me ghetto neighbor, I don't give a fuck
My community labels me as the bad guy, but I don't care about their opinion

Sounds bumping all night steadily waking you up
The loud music from my place plays all night long, constantly disturbing your peace and rest

Homies banging on the door because I'm slanging the tree
My friends frequently knock on my door as I sell drugs from my home

24 hour weed spot, buy 2 get one free
My property stays open all day, every day, and offers special deals for buying marijuana

Every week another piece of property getting stolen
A new theft takes place in the neighborhood every week

Checking in you little buster watch your eye get swollen
If you're not careful, I'll make sure you get hurt if you start trouble with me

Neighborhood badass, I think the whole block hates me
I consider myself the tough guy of the area, and I believe everyone on the block dislikes me

???? psycho motherfucker acting crazy
This line is unintelligible and cannot be assigned meaning

Ever since the young age of 13
I've had this reputation since I was only 13 years old

Same house, different neighbors, and they all blame me
I've lived in the same house for a while, but every time new neighbors move in, they start blaming me for neighborhood problems

For all them cars that got stolen
I'm held responsible for all the cars that were stolen in the area

The windows that got broken
I'm also accused of breaking windows in the neighborhood

A handful of jewelry that the cops caught me holding
I had some jewelry in my possession when the police caught me

I never been caught for a crime that I committed
Despite what people think about me, I've never been caught for something that I actually did

I never seen a fat ass lick and didn't hit it
Whenever I see an opportunity to have sex with a desirable woman, I always take it

All the murders that they claiming I ain't stressing that shit
I'm not worried about being accused of murder by the neighborhood because I know I didn't do it

Cause if you got the evidence then come convict me bitch
If there is evidence against me, then take me to court instead of just making accusations

(Chorus)
Repeats the chorus of the song

(Monoxide Child)
The start of a verse sung by Monoxide Child

Cars and stray dogs always fucking up my grass
My lawn is constantly being damaged by cars and stray animals

And everytime you see me coming you know I'm about to ask
When you see me, it's likely that I'll be asking for something

Where your 5 at? I'm buying weed in 10 sacks
I'm looking to buy weed and I want to pay for 10 bags at a time

And fucking bitch at Burger King just to get some free snacks
I have sex with a female employee at Burger King in order to get free food

Standing on my porch in a robe
I like to hang out on my porch in a bathrobe

I got some top tens with no shoe strings, I'm out cold
I have some Nike shoes without laces, and I don't care about it

In the cold, hoping ain't nothing
I'm willing to wait outside in the cold weather, hoping for something to happen

My eye catch and running pockets like a campaign rep is getting snatched
I'm quick to grab money or other valuables in people's pockets, just like a campaign representative would be prone to doing

Dice game on the side of the crib
I play dice games outside of my house

I'm shooting dollar in this motherfucker, who else in?
I'm participating in a betting game where people shoot dice for money

And the cops got a problem with me, who knows why?
Law enforcement officers have issues with me, but I don't know why

Probably cause I got a couple tagged cars in my diveway
The police may be suspicious of me because I have a few vehicles known to have been involved in criminal activity in my driveway

I keep it ghetto like the whitest of trash
I take pride in my low-class lifestyle, even if I'm white

Selling food stamps for cash just to get up on the phat pad
I sell food stamps in exchange for money, so that I can afford a nice place to live

So when you see me on your block watch your back
If you see me in your neighborhood, be careful and aware of any potential danger

Cause Monoxide will lay a mothafucka out flat
I will violently attack anyone who crosses or disrespects me

(Paris)
The start of a verse sung by Paris

Who's that nigga slash Nasdaq sponsored ass?
People are wondering who I am, and how I'm financially supported

Soldier devils never love, fucking up your country club
I'm part of a group that is often looked down upon, and we disrupt the upper-class lifestyle

Bailing through the gates, raising hatred in they eyes
I enter into wealthy areas, and my presence and reputation generate anger from the residents

Why try to calculate when niggas make it when I ride by
People shouldn't even try to compete with me or calculate my moves, because I always come out ahead

Though you can't stand seeing any non-European
European Americans are racist towards non-white people, and can't stand seeing them do well in life

Having things, what a shame niggas come, then you fleeing
When black people become successful and accumulate wealth, some white people view it as a problem and try to distance themselves

But we won't? to take advantage, better school
Instead of letting these biases affect us, we should strive for better education

Bigger plots, acre lots, pushing Benz and selling stocks
By working hard and being smart, people from all backgrounds can acquire wealth and enjoy a luxurious lifestyle

Guess who coming to dinner in your area?
People in rich neighborhoods should be prepared to see someone like me show up and disrupt their usual atmosphere

Know you hate to share it, I love it when I'm scaring the
Wealthy people don't like acknowledging the presence of people like me, but I enjoy making them uncomfortable

Bitches in my neighborhood, I'm brutal on your whole committee
I'm able to seduce women in my area, and I intimidate anyone who opposes me

Never seemed to see how niggas coming from the city pretty
People from the city can also be successful and attractive

But we rolling, folding the cash holding
Despite all the obstacles, we're able to earn and save a lot of money

Bitch, I'm showing out, keep my bidness out yo mouth
I'm living luxuriously and proudly showing off my success, so don't try to stop me or gossip about me

Climbing all them racist holes
I'm overcoming racism and the people who perpetuate it

Juggalos know a devil should
People who are fans of Insane Clown Posse understand that someone like me can be successful and shouldn't be underestimated

Roughest on my cul de sac
I'm the toughest person on my block

There go the neighborhood
My presence and reputation change the whole atmosphere of the area