Scenesters
Andrew Jackson Jihad Lyrics


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Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere
With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts
Why didn't the Shins come to Phoenix?
And why didn't Mirah come to Phoenix?

Because the modified is too small
And the marquis is too big
And the complex is rightfully dead
And the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause

Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere
With their hair gel and their color green
How do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?

Because their hair gel that they use isn't tested on animals
And their swallow tattoos are fucking lame
And cocaine is essentially vegan
And they don't give a fuck anyway
They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them

Oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere
With their violence and pomposity
So fucking straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness
And praying to a sideways cross
So urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor
They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair

Oh my god there's assholes everywhere
Pretentious fucking assholes everywhere




Oh my god there's assholes everywhere
Pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere

Overall Meaning

The song "Scenesters" by Andrew Jackson Jihad is a critical commentary on the hypocrisy and self-absorption of the youth subcultures in Phoenix. The lyrics take on the form of an annoyed lament about the presence of scenesters, hardcore kids, post-hardcore kids, and assholes in the city. The song opens with an exasperation towards the scenesters, who are described as ubiquitous with their hair gel and vintage t-shirts. The singer then makes a reference to two indie bands who did not make it to Phoenix, suggesting that the city is just not big enough to attract the kind of attention these bands would require. The frustration culminates in the mocking of the hipsters' aversion to applause, showing how their acts of coolness are just phony attempts to set themselves apart from the rest of society.


The song then shifts focus to the hardcore kids, who are admired in the Phoenix scene for their punk rock lifestyle and convictions. However, the singer argues that their ethics are overshadowed by their embrace of consumerist culture as evidenced by their hair gel and fashion consciousness. The irony is further emphasized by the mention of cocaine and veganism that suggests a lack of integrity. The post-hardcore kids are then chastised for their inability to prioritize their violent music and pomposity over genuine social issues. They are also portrayed as struggling with their self-image as they pray to a sideways cross to fit in with their "urban" peers. Finally, the song ends with a condemnation of the assholes, who are characterized as pretentious and judgmental.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere
The presence of scenesters is overwhelming and frustrating


With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts
Scenesters are characterized by their fashion choices


Why didn't the Shins come to Phoenix?
The frustration of missing out on cultural experiences


And why didn't Mirah come to Phoenix?
The frustration of missing out on cultural experiences


Because the modified is too small
Venues in the area are not suitable for certain shows


And the marquis is too big
Venues in the area are not suitable for certain shows


And the complex is rightfully dead
A venue that was once thriving has lost its popularity


And the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause
Scenesters are often insincere and disingenuous


Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere
The presence of hardcore kids is overwhelming and frustrating


With their hair gel and their color green
Hardcore kids are characterized by their fashion choices


How do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?
The singer questions the sincerity of the hardcore kids' convictions


Because their hair gel that they use isn't tested on animals
Hardcore kids may participate in political activism related to their lifestyle choices


And their swallow tattoos are fucking lame
Some aspects of hardcore fashion may be considered unappealing


And cocaine is essentially vegan
Some hardcore kids may participate in drug use despite their lifestyle choices


And they don't give a fuck anyway
Hardcore kids may not care about external opinions of their lifestyle choices


They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them
The artist is criticizing the narcissism of hardcore kids


Oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere
The presence of post-hardcore kids is overwhelming and frustrating


With their violence and pomposity
Post-hardcore kids may behave in aggressive or arrogant ways


So fucking straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness
Some post-hardcore kids may judge others for not adhering to the same lifestyle choices


And praying to a sideways cross
Some post-hardcore kids may have unconventional or controversial religious beliefs


So urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor
The artist is characterizing post-hardcore kids by their urban lifestyles, immaturity, anger, youth, and financial struggles


They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair
Post-hardcore kids may be overly reliant on their lifestyle choices as a source of identity and support


Oh my god there's assholes everywhere
The singer is frustrated by the prevalence of unpleasant people


Pretentious fucking assholes everywhere
The artist specifically dislikes people who are pretentious


Pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere
The singer dislikes pretentious people who are quick to judge others




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Comments from YouTube:

cutesywootsy__pink mermaid

hipster hatred <3

Tristen -

Honestly it feels like there should be an audible wink at the end

Pokey Puni

This takes me back to my first two years in highschool, edgy times those were.

blooshkin

i have never met a hipster in my life but i know exactl ywhat they would smell like if i did