I'm At Least Eight Things
Apocalypse Hoboken Lyrics


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I'm your plastic Jesus
I'm your unpaid loan
I'm your bed sores
I'm your home away from home
I'm your tooth decay
I am small yet I am grown
I'm your nagging lover
I'm a piece of shit
Good God twas a badass time
Stop - take the El to another plane
Should God makes a badass rhyme
Stop - didn't want to have to make a change
Brie cheese and a runny nose
Stop - dead kid gonna take the blame
Lock lips on a dead end set
Stop - glued straight I'm a cracked up frame
We roll up our pavement sleeves
Black eyes and broken teeth
Stop - satellite dish in my brain
Drop kick at the wallet ball
Stop - no more gonna be the same
The biggest bully at the bus
Stop - gonna make you feel his pain
Lock lips on a dead end set
Stop - glued straight I'm a cracked machine
We roll up our pavement sleeves
I made my bed and then I left home for the race
Got tangled in her tongue and watched celebrities
We shot up bleach that night and swam into the sea




With holes so tight we pushed with might
And then she said to me

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Apocalypse Hoboken’s song, “I’m At Least Eight Things,” are intriguing and packed with vivid imagery. The song speaks about being someone’s plastic Jesus, unpaid loan, bed sore, and home away from home. The lyrics reflect on being small, yet grown, and being a nagging lover and a piece of shit. The song creates a dystopian world where everything is chaotic, and the only way to escape is to “take the El to another plane.” The song reflects on regrets and missed opportunities, as well as on the need for change.


The song is full of vivid images like “Brie cheese and a runny nose” and “black eyes and broken teeth.” The lyrics are full of metaphors and comparisons, such as describing oneself as a “cracked up frame” and “cracked machine.” The lyrics suggest that the singer is using drugs and alcohol to escape from reality, and that he is stuck in a toxic relationship. The song creates a feeling of unease and discomfort, reflecting the singer's dissatisfaction with his life and his desire for change.


Overall, “I’m At Least Eight Things” is a powerful and thought-provoking song that explores themes of regret, addiction, and the need for change. The poetic lyrics create a vivid picture of a dystopian world, and the song is full of metaphors and comparisons that add to its complexity and depth.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm your plastic Jesus
I am a false idol, a cheap imitation of something or someone you worship


I'm your unpaid loan
I am a debt you owe, a burden weighing you down


I'm your bed sores
I am the painful consequence of neglect and inaction


I'm your home away from home
I am a familiar yet unfamiliar place, a sanctuary in a foreign land


I'm your tooth decay
I am the rotting of something once strong and healthy, a sign of neglect and poor choices


I am small yet I am grown
I may seem insignificant, but I have grown in ways you cannot see


I'm your nagging lover
I am the partner who nags and frustrates you, but whom you cannot leave


I'm a piece of shit
I am worthless and disgusting, a source of shame and self-loathing


Good God twas a badass time
That was an amazing and unforgettable experience


Stop - take the El to another plane
Stop and change your perspective, take a different path


Should God makes a badass rhyme
If God were to create something amazing or impressive


Stop - didn't want to have to make a change
Stop and resist the urge to make a necessary but difficult change


Brie cheese and a runny nose
A strange and uncomfortable combination of things


Stop - dead kid gonna take the blame
Stop and prevent someone from unfairly taking the blame for something


Lock lips on a dead end set
Embracing a hopeless situation, or being stuck in a rut


Stop - glued straight I'm a cracked up frame
Stop and acknowledge that you are broken and need to be repaired


We roll up our pavement sleeves
We are ready to work and get our hands dirty


Black eyes and broken teeth
Bruised and battered, showing signs of a physical fight or struggle


Stop - satellite dish in my brain
Stop and acknowledge that you are being influenced or controlled by external forces


Drop kick at the wallet ball
A violent or aggressive action to gain financial control or stability


Stop - no more gonna be the same
Stop and acknowledge that things have changed and will not be the same as before


The biggest bully at the bus
The most aggressive and intimidating person in a group or situation


Stop - gonna make you feel his pain
Stop and acknowledge that someone else's pain and suffering is real and deserves attention


I made my bed and then I left home for the race
I made my own choices and left home to pursue my own ambitions


Got tangled in her tongue and watched celebrities
Got caught up in someone's words and actions, paying attention to irrelevant and superficial things


We shot up bleach that night and swam into the sea
We engaged in dangerous and reckless behavior, risking our lives in pursuit of something meaningless


With holes so tight we pushed with might
With obstacles in our way, we pushed forward with determination and force


And then she said to me
Continuing the story or conversation with someone else's words




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