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When It's Mine
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Make Sushi 1

6y↑14.4K

Love how the guy looked like he was gonna get Conan a towel but then wiped his own face LMAO!

Rubayat Raiyan

6y↑70

“The guy”

FrancklinDay

5y↑344

@Rubayat Raiyan well if he doesn't know his name he would simply call him "the guy" cause he is a male and not a female. atleast take a few seconds to think before commenting lol

TXP9

5y↑163

Yeah, and then they threw another towel at Conan, totally missing him, and Conan’s body language is like wtf 🤣

Secret AgentKay

5y↑43

And someone threw a towel at Conan's feet thinking "Wipe yourself off"

real man

5y↑10

@TXP9 that's the best part

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Corobo

5y↑12.5K

Imagine randomly tuning in to this and seeing Conan screaming on the floor with blood gushing out of his chest

xankee

5y↑160

😂😂😂

Frogg

5y↑858

While people applaud and laugh

AdonisPill

4y↑240

Joker style

Jerome Productions

4y↑21

Corobo oof

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Mob1709

7y↑22.8K

Imagine it was a real sword and everybody is laughing...

Klein Baltazar

7y↑413

haha

GerArt13

7y↑296

Damn.. hahaha

wonder

7y↑464

SOUPRUN01 someone is angry

Hm946

7y↑27

KommentareKommentierer lol ya XD

Hm946

7y↑21

Killa Punk bruu you rases

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Luis M.

2y↑556

I was in the audience for this show! It was so much fun seeing how these shows are recorded. The band plays a lot more than you'd expect while they're setting up bits and "cutting" to commercial breaks. During one break, the band was playing and Mark Pender the trumpet player walked around the crowd while playing to keep the energy levels up. He offered his trumpet to a random person to see if they wanted to try playing it for a second! (A bit gross, I know, but still fun to see bc of how unexpected it was). It's been a long time but iirc, the show recorded sometime around noon and was broadcast that same night at around 11pm. Like you'd expect, there WERE "applause" signs that lit up but they weren't needed, people laughed and applauded organically for this crazy episode. Oh, and the person DIDN'T try to play Pender's trumpet btw. I would have! 😂

Sir Skwoil

2y↑15

This comment is longer than my lifespan

EmptyHill

2y↑4

I've always wondered how you even get into this type of thing do you just go somewhere to buy a ticket or what and what happens if no one comes to it do they have some kind of prerecorded applaud sound??? Sorry about the long question just curious about it.

EmptyHill

One more question I didn't watch this so I just want to know did he go through the rest of it covered in fake blood or did someone bring him a pair of clothes to change into?

Sir Skwoil

2y↑1

Even the replies are longer than my lifespan

EmptyHill

2y↑7

@Sir Skwoil with each paragraph you read you lose 10 years from your lifespan

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Roger Gurman

9y↑5K

That would have been the most hysterically funny movie death scene ever.

John Wick

9y↑82

Roger Gurman lolll the way the bloods shoots out as hes on the ground like a fucking fountain hyahahah

DJDeezy ThaTruth

9y↑9

Roger Gurman --I've seen it happen. #IchiTheKiller is the name of the movie I think.

BadassRandomness

9y↑41

Roger Gurman People die like that in Tarantino movies all the time

Κerberos

9y↑16

Teru Mikami from Death Note.

MXCIAS

9y↑4

Something Quentin Tarantino would do 😂😂😂 director from Pulp Fiction, Django, he loves to use blood explosions

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Harry V

1y↑293

That was, hands down, the frickin' most best and most brutal death scene ever on screen! Do it again, please! 🤘😄

Astros

1y↑2

this was real lol🤣

NeruTheKitsune

1y↑1

@Astros it wasn’t real

Nick Watkins

@NeruTheKitsune yes it was watch again

NeruTheKitsune

@Nick Watkins bruh no it wasn’t if it was then how did he stand up at the end

Nick Watkins

@NeruTheKitsune you're not very smart, are you?

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JokeStealer

2y↑2.6K

blood shoots out
The audience “WOW THATS SO COOL”
The guy pumping the blood “I haven’t started the blood yet...”
Audience “...”

GameTimeJosh

2y↑44

Damn

cooldud

2y↑48

Not if the drink the blood pump my blood will come back

cooldud

2y↑13

@wuiuo 2 not if I close it with something

Sparkle

2y↑7

Dang I was saying the same thing

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Suka Blyat

3y↑2K

Imagine the dude actually killed him and everyone just laughing

Icarius Maximus

3y↑53

He really did die

Ranjana Tyagi

3y↑30

@Icarius Maximus no

criminal

3y↑4

@Ranjana Tyagi

lol

Blue_cat _in_ahat

3y↑10

@Icarius Maximus he gets up at the end-

Twek _o

3y↑13

@Blue_cat _in_ahat no

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King_Svveat

7y↑554

Man Conan rolling on the ground like that is one of the funniest things to date.

GarbageTruckEnthusiast24

6y↑5

I Should Be Everywhere you would date him on the floor bleeding lol

The Homie Yosh

6y↑6

1:26 thank me now

𝖂hipped 𝕯ream

2y↑1

@GarbageTruckEnthusiast24 He meant the funniest thing ever, "to date" meaning to this current day or DATE. Not that sort of date Imao

Suning Chen

1y↑16

Let's be honest, Conan's acting in this scene is actually very good, especially when the attacker moves away from the sword, and leaving Conan to scream and fall down by himself.

Arugo N

3y↑822

The look on his face when he realized the people don't care even though he was making it seem like he was dying

Omnipresent josuke Plush

3y↑4

April is me games cool

죽임Melody

3y↑3

Linesparkle adventures was las vegas fun?

rn____

2y↑24

Cuz they know he's just acting

Justa Sellsman

2y↑2

OH MY GAWD. HE KILLED KENNY.

Ibra John

2y↑4

We do not care

Stanley Shady

32w↑1

Conan really put 110% into that stab.. One of the many reasons why he's king

Y2Faye

5y↑9K

conan get stabbed

Conan: AHhHhhHh

applauds and cheering

Puti Sudarsono

5y↑84

Conan did get stabbed, by Jay Leno

Potato Potato Productions

5y↑29

Zacky Ducky people these days....

Aidan Bronish

5y↑51

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Ryan Renshaw

5y↑25

In an alternate universe it’s real

Eric the Red

5y↑6

@Puti Sudarsono Yeah, but that was in the back.

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Angeldebeast

3y↑1.3K

imagine how terrified his wife would be once he gets home covered in blood

HamCalamity

3y↑50

Another day another dollar

Octopussyist

3y↑28

Imagine it is real blood and she doesn't take it seriously.

Angeldebeast

3y↑6

@Octopussyist that just makes it better

Weronika Orkisiewicz

3y↑3

@HamCalamity lol

Kela Didi

3y↑4

She will be like "WHERE THE F DID YOU HURT"

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Redia

3y↑245

He acted it so well 😂😂😂

Deité

2y↑8

lmao nah

FlippyM16 or KlampyToad

2y↑7

@Deité bruh

BaconHair Stories

2y↑1

@Deité agreeed

Honk♤♧

2y↑2

@Deité hold on expect a turkey with a Katana ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
Coming to your house

The delivery gamer

POV: he was not acting

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Joshua Weston

47w↑3

Props to Conan! Absolutely sold it! What a beautiful bouquet of blood!

Leeka Bell

8y↑91

when he started rolling on the ground I laughed so hard lmfao

Bear Gurl

31w

Me too rofl 😂😂😂

sirius black7

1y↑6

The way conan got up with a stone serious face like he just put on masterclass acting sequence lmao

Grayson

3y↑3K

Everybody gangsta until they unplug the tube and he's still shooting out blood

funterpiggy

3y↑46

Stay Determined

3y↑39

O h
N o

Puppet master

3y↑21

@Stay Determined oh no no no no no

CB

3y↑10

Sebastian Rodriquez Maldonado fr

Puppet master

3y↑4

Sebastian Rodriquez Maldonado its just a song

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Ivo Byrt

6y↑1.1K

At 1:35 they were obviously cheering because Conan was dying

Gito Alcantara

5y↑12

Yes...yes they were

vhie Valladolid

5y↑8

let's all cheering

vhie Valladolid

5y↑5

of Conan dying...

vhie Valladolid

5y↑3

cheering ... and *clapping*....👏😂

vhie Valladolid

5y↑2

hahahahh

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Im That Guy

7y↑288

acting skills on point #teamcoco

Dinomine22

Im That Guy ye

joenette pelingon

1y↑63

he sold it perfectly 🤣

詹淳惠

1y↑1

+1🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍

PowderClaws

8y↑887

A better love story than Twilight

PowderClaws

8y↑28

Lol no.. I'm just a sad man living in the past of sad jokes

EntolomaEden

8y↑1

Hell yes

Rushikesh Tade

8y↑20

Agree... And way better acting and expressions than its actress

PowderClaws

8y↑13

Read my second comment. I did mention I was sad man living in the past of sad jokes. Take a chill pill, sit down and relax

Rishi Singh

7y↑1

Awkwin Mahn kids who can't take jokes

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Stanley Shady

32w

lol I love how right at the end Steven gets handed a towel and was about to hand it to Conan but uses it for himself instead.. then Conan gets a towel lazily thrown at him and gets nowhere near him

Atharv

3y↑2.7K

I like how this isn't age restricted...

DustDust!Error 404

3y↑98

Cause it isn't real

InsaneforUFC

3y↑12

Ikr lol

Geguri 123

3y↑3

It is

Jamie Nichols

3y↑9

Wendy A. Smithon no, I don’t think I will.

J A Y Y

3y↑2

Fr tho

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Mark Henderson

Can't believe I've been watching Conan for all this time and never saw Steven Ho on the show before. These are some of the best segments ever!

Dark Crystal22

4y↑6

Conan is a wonderful actor I love him!

Oh Ellie Fun

2y↑31

That acting was actually top-notch

MuteStereotype

8y↑122

best acting 10/10 100/100 best act, best act

Scrublord Jabroni

+Mai Jontron fan?

MuteStereotype

8y↑2

+Scrublord Jabroni of course

Mat 墊子

1y↑5

Imagine if that was a real murder scene but everyone didn’t stop laughing….

Goldiemore

4y↑2.6K

School nurse: put some ice on it

Cresenter

4y↑19

Lol this is funny! Underrated comment

Rishit M

4y↑11

I can relate to this...

QBA

4y↑12

is a band aide

Pixel

4y↑1

Andrew The Animator lol

Pitched

4y↑1

How are you Cassidy?

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daprox

9y↑21

Someone gives this man an oscar!

Kyoshi

3y↑366

Imagine the sword is real and everyone's laughing...

Ishani

3y↑9

YEAH FREAK THEM when I saw that 😫😫and my body was dead

Kyoshi

3y↑1

Baclone Real I'm sorry, i didn't know there's already a real one. 😔

Jetstream Samsung

3y↑1

Baclone Real who cares it just a comment

NIDELLANEUM

Baclone Real because he's a LayzeeBoi, that is the joke

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Na is that Ghostface smoking!!!!!!!!!!!

2y↑15

It was so hilarious when he was shaking around

Danila K.

8y↑7

Somebody give this man an oscar.

Kodesuper

2y↑6

Conan just made his show a Grindhouse classic

Matt Roberts

8y↑2.2K

I love the idea of someone just tuning in on the tv at 1:46

StevetheMorro97

8y↑92

Omg made me die xD

JMH

8y↑16

HAHAHAHA!

M C

8y↑69

or at 1:30

雷Raiden電

8y↑25

+MattAndRob HumorShow 0:50

Ham24brand

8y↑93

It funny because someone probably did

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Mr Swanky Blum

3y↑3

Conan is so many tiers above every other late night host

Pabs Alanya

Seriously need a 5 season show with these two

MadMullah

Conan is the most entertaining 🤣

Andrew Styles

conan is hilarious man i really love his shows more than the rest. what a great guy!

𝚃𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢

2y↑13

I love how one of the guys in the back had a roll of paper towels 🤣 like what’s that gonna do?

ItsThatKidAgain

Clean the floor. For one whole roll.

Reaper_4-3

3y↑3K

Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
My brother when I poke him with a stick:

VenomousZebr

3y↑13

There isnt much likes than there were in the past with this meme

YO̸NIN

3y↑23

@Phaser X UltraViolet ayo

mad Carl Johnson (CJ)

3y↑7

@Phaser X UltraViolet 😏🤣😂🤣

burbuja9126

3y↑6

@Phaser X UltraViolet a twig

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ExiledEarth

10y

Made me laugh so hard. Thanks Conan.

Blue Fantasy

Conan rolling on the floor with blood gushing out is hilarious to the bone

Hind

2y↑2

Bro he acted it so well for a second i thought it was real

BerzerK

4y↑241

An average adult has 6-7 ltrs of blood running through their body

Meanwhile conan:

Yanfang Lin

4y↑7

10 lters of blood that’s coming out of his body

Kale Cardenas

4y↑3

10 tons worth of blood

NJG

4y↑6

Some Mortal Kombat blood levels there.

Hey Lined Gear

4y↑8

He ate a lot of iron before the show

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Amiga 501

Even better than I expected.

Kakashi Hatake

8y↑1.9K

1:46 when I get a paper cut at school

v s

8y↑4

Lol

Zadista

8y↑14

bruuhhh the profile pics doe

J

8y↑1

+a33assin1433 wahts wrong with Kakashi sensei yo

Zadista

8y↑2

Jimmy Cen no I said that because I love kakashi

Ashwin Pai

8y↑4

+Kakashi Hatake or when naruto gives you a thousand years of pain ( the finger in the .. thing )...

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ツ

I love how after every crazy stunt Conan does, he gets up and walks around slowly and then stops and looks traumatized

Ghaffar_KH

Never have I laughed this hard in a long time😂😂😂

yXx_chris_xXy

2y↑3

The part with the towels was the best.

DaXeno10

52w↑1

From watching this i cant sleep and having nightmares this helped so much ❤😊

Cacti

7y↑895

The janitor be like hello darkness my old friend

Jerome Productions

Kalel Guadalupe 😂

Steve Thea

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/08/21/09/39/fire-crews...

Apparently, it's after market chargers like this that started that fire.

Battery/cell technology is one area I spend a bit extra to ensure I get reasonable quality.

Xeno

@Jerome Productions 😂

Xeno

@Jerome Productions 😂

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Leonardo

This man is too funny! I love Conan!

John Frank

Someone give this man an oscar!

Drance Studio

2y↑3

Imagine If the sword is real and the blood coming out from his chest are real

YoungMi

10y

I love it when Steven's on the show!!

DonutXcvpidX2

As a person who is afraid of blood or just feels weird seeing it, this freaked/weirded me out. Even if it was fake

Mr. Phantom

3y↑390

Conan : literally dying
The Audience : We find this satisfying

Jeremy Smith

And its stuff like this that makes Conan the greatest Late Night talk show host of all time 👍🏽 😂

Chris

i like how he gets on the floor rolling while the blood is gushing out

Philpoland

everyone is laughing until the blood machine turns off and there is still blood gushing out

David Lee Wrath

This should happen more often on live TV, but for real.

the last hope of the mightiest country

imagine if the helper forgot to make the fake blood and the katana is real

Malik Rath

8y↑21

Wow, that's exactly how I would imagine a comedian dying, pretty spot on.

Gravy

2y↑132

Imagine if the sword didnt collapse itself…

Everyone Applauds and Cheers

Mat Urb

So good, it made me applause in front of my screen

Azukita dummy

Bro his acting at the end almost killed me, I got nervous and scared lol

Abhishek Srivastava

Did anyone else notice how Conan wants a towel and nobody cares to hand him one but instead throws one to him? 😂

D9 Ruiz

Conan is simply the best

Vin Ghali

8y↑2.9K

Quentin Tarantino : heavy breathing

THEODSTKING117

8y↑31

God dammit I was gonna post a Quentin comment

Mohamad H_F

8y↑43

lol first thing that popped in my mind was the kill bill fight scenes

Vin Bacolong

8y↑3

lol my name is vin

Vin Ghali

8y↑2

Vin Bacolong
BROTHER!

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SingenStatt Atmen

Man Steven actually looks really damn badass when he walks forward again, sword in hand, covered in blood.

EmeraldEyeProductions

9y↑110

I'm surprised Conan didn't make a joke, or no one laughed about what Steven said at 1:04

Hung Nguyen

9y↑6

IKR

HL K

lmfao

Goku Sanchez

8y↑2

+EmeraldEyeProductions Is it a coincidence that this coment has 69 likes?

Ciara Maricar Tan

@Goku Sanchez now it has 96

cD

I can't believe conan let himself get stabbed for the show. True hero

Nish Eluri

10y

Steven Ho's face at 1:39 is freakin hilarious. He looks insanely happy he "killed" Conan

Harry6507 🇬🇧

I like how they both turned into Patrick Bateman 💀

Jig

3y↑810

2:04 greatest psyche ever lol

Bekrox65

3y↑12

"May the force be with you... a bit"

6xdeyfa

3y↑3

Sike* Idk?

ROCK LOVER 2008

3y↑1

Mayhem

Marlz Barlz

April is me games it’s fake, did you think it was real?

flumpy

3y↑1

Sike*

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Dasher Beats

I love how the guy got himself a towel at the end 😂

Green Man

3y↑4

Imagine if it was real but everybody was still laughing

arefin sadot

Respect to the man who got hit by sword just for our entertainment

JD Krasinki

seriously best talk show host EVER. and the best action/stunt guest EVER

PixelParanoid

4y↑473

Imagine he actually got stabbed and was in real pain and people were just cheering because they thought it was fake

Arnav Jain

4y↑23

Then he wouldn't overact. And not dance in blood 😂 :)

God Fontaine

4y↑2

Arnav Jain he’s just saying what if

Arnav Jain

4y↑3

@God Fontaine didn't you see that lol emoji in my reply?

God Fontaine

4y↑2

Arnav Jain Oh, im dumb lol. My bad

Bunda Nia

4y↑1

This is fake bruh

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MarioManProductions

3y↑443

plot twist: the blood tube wasn’t connected and that was real blood

lmao

3y↑5

Lmao

ZackJelly Gaming

3y↑6

wait what-

aakash shrivastava

3y↑1

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Oliwer Mattsson

Oh i believe you

Anton

What do you mean?

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braytrippinfr🎃

3y↑27

Conan: Gets a Samurai Sword to the Gut

the crowd: cheering with joy

subhradeep taral

The person throwing that towel is out of his job 😁😁😁

MynameisBrianZX

10y↑2

I want Conan in the next Tarantino movie as a gag villain.

Farooq Nomani

I like to watch this every 6 months just to see if I’m doing ok

Aldi Hamzaraj

4y↑336

Blood in humans: 5 liters
Blood that conan “spewed out”: 999999999999 litres

SouthSynThic

4y↑20

Blood in anime: 4.8 Billion Liters

Bearrett_

4y↑8

@SouthSynThic blood in horror movies:
1 litre

Ewor sabarre

@Bearrett_ true

Shrun Thompson

Man this is Hilarious 🤣😆. Conan a funny dude. Always liked him

Siddharth Dubey

Conan last words to the swordsmen- how do I look
Swordsmen- you look ready

Paul

This could’ve actually been the perfect assassination, like Conan said, everyone would just think he was acting if he really got stabbed by a real katana.

Jausha Bakkas

he really is good actor, he add that wriggling last breath was good decision.

180TryAngle

8y↑2.7K

How it feels to chew five gum

Revertion

8y↑66

Stimulate your senses

Trey

8y↑9

Clorox bleach thats my boi Bleach

Telemon

8y↑2

ImBasic is this real

Ronin legend

Clorox ff f

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herbshkï

3y↑45

Everyone laughing and cheering while Conan having a seizure and squirting blood

dancepiglover

Conan IS a good actor. But he's also really funny. So maybe the audience assumed he was joking when he said he was a good actor.

Apollo Creed

2y↑1

Its funny how this is technically gore but since it's in a comedic context it gets aired on daytime TV

Senta E Fala AÍ

🇧🇷 Bem a moda Tarantino! Sou fã do Tarantino 🇧🇷

Aniiazz

These people probably won the oscars

deck444

8y↑63

"Not enough blood 2/10" - Tarantino

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