After gaining some recognition in local circles in Jacksonville, Florida and competing at Scribble Jam, Astronautalis self-released his debut album, You and Yer Good Ideas, in 2003. He eventually signed with Fighting Records and the record was re-released in 2005, followed by his second album, The Mighty Ocean and Nine Dark Theaters, in 2006. He released the third album, Pomegranate, on Eyeball Records in 2008. In winter 2009, he toured with the Canadian indie rock band Tegan and Sara through Europe, and supported them again through the spring of 2010 in Australia. His fourth album, This Is Our Science, was released on Fake Four Inc in 2011.
Astronautalis has been described as "if Beck were a decade or so younger and had grown up more heavily immersed in hip-hop," with his rapping style noted for "blending styles of indie rock, electro, and talkin’ blues" with hip-hop. He has described himself as "historical fiction hip-hop."
During live performances, he often performs a freestyle rap based on topics chosen by members of his audience
Mr. Blessington's Imperialist Plot
Astronautalis Lyrics
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Deadened by the Darvocet
Furnished by a charlatan
Posing as a pharmacist
Propped behind a pearly desk
She hoists the phone with burdened breath
And hands she holds for reasons wanton
This is just the receptionist
The skeletons and hallowed halls
Outnumber every worker bee buzzing right through this honey comb
And I am just a lonely drone
With a notepad and a picture phone
Whose nectar is a collection of transgressions and subversive flaws
Darrell's darling carries all of HR on his back
Can only hide Gisette because the fetish waftings of croquettes
Well Mrs. Darla’s down the hall
She keeps a watchful eye
It's on accounts receivable
Leaving it blind to the concubine
Lady Darla’s not the cleanest
Grape inside the crops
She keeps her eyes inside accountants
As she skims right off the top
Her saccharine little skins of cream
She sneaks out in her hosiery
To hopefully she pumps the petty plunder in the slots
Every now and then
The best laid plans of mice and men
Fall apart at hands
Of unassuming champions
Collecting all the dirt
To build a tower to the sky
Slaving in this basement
One day this will all be mine
One day this will all be mine
One day this will all be mine
She was so outwardly nonpareil
I was enraptured by the act
Of cracking her seamless shell
Catching Esteban with hand in his till is muy facil
But this girl's skills are past the run of the mill
We command with abandon the plot
Take what he got
Setting up shop with a cloud 8 view at the top
And everybody’s got bones
Hers are harder to spot
With her appointments pinned down and her hair done up
I devote everything that I’ve got
To stalking this fox
There's got to be a fracture in her porcelain plot
That’s where I slipped up
Lost in her wash
She doubled back upon her tracks and she caught me off guard
She’s impossibly smart
I am defeated at my own game
Caught me collecting dirt
To blackmail them for my own gain
A tower made of dirt
Is just a castle built from glass
And a pocket full of stones until the last one's cast
Every now and then
The best laid plans of mice and men
Fall apart at hands
Of unassuming champions
Collecting so much dirt
That I was buried down alive
Slaving in this basement
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
The song "Mr. Blessington's Imperialist Plot" by Astronautalis is a commentary on the corrupt and cutthroat nature of corporate environments. The lyrics paint a picture of a hierarchical system where those at the top use their power and cunning to stay ahead, while those at the bottom are trapped in a cycle of hard work and servitude, with little hope for advancement.
The first verse introduces us to a character named Pretty Patricia, who is struggling with addiction and is being taken advantage of by a fake pharmacist. The next verse describes the office environment, where the receptionist is burdened by her duties, and there are hidden skeletons in the "hallowed halls." The singer notes that he is just a "lonely drone" with a notepad and camera, his only power being the information he can gather.
The chorus speaks to the idea that even the most carefully laid plans can fall apart in the face of those who are underestimated or undervalued, and that ultimately, those who collect the most dirt will be the ones to rise to the top. The singer realizes too late that his attempts to gain power by gathering evidence against his coworkers have only resulted in his own demise.
In summary, "Mr. Blessington's Imperialist Plot" is a critique of the corporate world, where power is gained through manipulation and deceit, and those at the bottom are trapped in a system that is stacked against them. It is a cautionary tale about the dangers of trying to gain power at any cost.
Line by Line Meaning
Pretty Patricia was a nervous wreck
Patricia, the receptionist, was anxious and worried
Deadened by the Darvocet
She was emotionally numb from using Darvocet (a pain medication)
Furnished by a charlatan
The pills were given to her by a fake pharmacist
Posing as a pharmacist
The charlatan pretended to be a licensed pharmacist
Propped behind a pearly desk
She was sitting at a shiny white desk
She hoists the phone with burdened breath
She picks up the phone with a sigh and heaviness
And hands she holds for reasons wanton
She touches hands with people for inappropriate reasons
Is the whirling dervish games
Her actions resemble the frenzied spinning of Sufi dervishes
This is just the receptionist
Patricia is only the front desk clerk
The skeletons and hallowed halls
There's a lot of hidden secrets and ghosts in the building
Outnumber every worker bee buzzing right through this honey comb
There are more secrets than the regular employees know
And I am just a lonely drone
The artist is a lonely worker who's just doing his job
With a notepad and a picture phone
All he has is a pen and a mobile phone with camera
Whose nectar is a collection of transgressions and subversive flaws
He collects information about wrongdoings and hidden weaknesses
Darrell's darling carries all of HR on his back
Darrell's partner is responsible for all HR issues
Can only hide Gisette because the fetish waftings of croquettes
He can only protect Gisette because of his obsession with croquettes
Well Mrs. Darla’s down the hall
There's a woman named Darla working in the same office
She keeps a watchful eye
She's very observant and attentive
It's on accounts receivable
She's mostly focused on the money being collected
Leaving it blind to the concubine
She's not aware of the mistress (concubine)
Lady Darla’s not the cleanest
Darla has some dishonest practices
Grape inside the crops
She's like a grape among the crops - hidden and camouflaged
She keeps her eyes inside accountants
She's mostly monitoring the accountants
As she skims right off the top
She's embezzling money from the company
Her saccharine little skins of cream
She has a sweet and innocent-looking appearance
She sneaks out in her hosiery
She leaves secretly in her stockings
To hopefully she pumps the petty plunder in the slots
She secretly puts collected money back into accounts
Every now and then
Sometimes
The best laid plans of mice and men
Even carefully made plans can fail
Fall apart at hands
Fail due to actions of others
Of unassuming champions
By unlikely opponents
Collecting all the dirt
Gathering information on everyone's wrongdoings
To build a tower to the sky
To have power and control over others
Slaving in this basement
Working hard and tirelessly
One day this will all be mine
I'll eventually have all the information and power
She was so outwardly nonpareil
She seemed perfect and without flaws or equal
I was enraptured by the act
I was totally carried away by her performance
Of cracking her seamless shell
To find a way to break her perfect demeanor
Catching Esteban with hand in his till is muy facil
It's very easy to catch Esteban stealing money
But this girl's skills are past the run of the mill
This woman is much craftier than Esteban
We command with abandon the plot
We confidently control the plan
Take what he got
We take what he has (money and power)
Setting up shop with a cloud 8 view at the top
Establishing a business with the best view at the top floor
And everybody’s got bones
Everyone has secrets and weaknesses
Hers are harder to spot
Her flaws and secrets are more hidden and difficult to find
With her appointments pinned down and her hair done up
She's always well-prepared and looks perfect for her appointments
I devote everything that I’ve got
I commit all my resources and energy
To stalking this fox
To following and observing her movements
There's got to be a fracture in her porcelain plot
There must be a weakness in her plans and schemes
That’s where I slipped up
That's where I made a mistake
Lost in her wash
Confused in her tactics
She doubled back upon her tracks and she caught me off guard
She traced back her steps and surprised me
She’s impossibly smart
She's incredibly intelligent and clever
I am defeated at my own game
I lost in the battle I started
Caught me collecting dirt
She found out I was investigating her and others' secrets
To blackmail them for my own gain
To use the information for my own interests
A tower made of dirt
A structure built on dirty and dishonest practices
Is just a castle built from glass
It's very fragile and susceptible to breaking
And a pocket full of stones until the last one's cast
And you keep accumulating bad deeds until the end
Collecting so much dirt
Gathering too much negative information
That I was buried down alive
I was overwhelmed and trapped by the gathered secrets
Until the day I die
Until the end of my life
Contributed by Daniel S. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Brandy Milson
I used to party with this guy in Denton years ago fantastic guy and amazing lyricist
Veineater7
i want to chisel this performance into my perception and leave it on permanent loop. i think he was fucking possessed for three minutes...
wwaxwingcrashh
I am pretty familiar with Astro's work, I've pretty much listened to the entire discography. BUT THIS, THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. Best live performance of his I've seen.
touchandgod
Every genre has great stuff in it. And he can really work his hysteria for all it's worth. Don't hurt that he's a genius.
Reverend Benzo
I loves me some Astronautalis. Seen him live 5 times.
DSAhmed
went to high school with this guy. Very unique voice. Good to see he's going places. hope he makes it big.
Roshan anime
just amazing live, just the passion... amazed
CombatSigil
He has a tear welled up in his eye towards the end... the guy puts massive emotion into his art, it's an inspiration, truly.
Delta1978Theta
Damn Andy can flow!!! Would LOVE to see him rip people apart in a rap battle!
Mike Voss
@rytrospyk1 honestly one of the best shows I've done. I opened for him here in Philly back in March, too...and this time it was even better. He brings out a real open-minded, fun crowd. had a blast.