Uno
Axined & Mr. Moohman Lyrics
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They ain't even ready for Our Compositry
Our Mozart-ary
Our Beethoven-ary
Our Shakespearean-ary
Bro, we about smack them in the face with fucking a song or something
Shit, I'm pretty sure this kind of qualifies as music I think
I'm about to hit them with a verse right now actually
You doodie in your diaper, yeah, you need yourself some Pampers
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
He gave me a participation trophy but I want to be the champers
She said she on her period, well, fuck those fricking crampers
I'm a good actor like my name is Adam Sandlers
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I'm from the Simpsions, my name is Ned Flanders
What are boobies? Let me take a gander!
AH, hampster
He ran over my guinea pig, Mr. Hampster
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some frick-
I got a calendar, yeah, I call that a fricking planner
Ring, ring, I ain't eating graham crackers but my name is Alexander
I'm not a nice person, I'll say some slander
You stinkin' poopy head
They call me obese, they call me obese that means fat I think
Bro thinks he's philosophical but he ain't the thinker
They said the Titanic's unsinkable, that's a sinker
I think french fries and ketchup work well with vinegar
I think I have the Spanish flu
Somebody have sex with me! what about you?
NO!
Oh! She said no! Man, got me messing up the flow!
I just stubbed my pinky toe
I ran out of bars, so I passed to my bro
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
You looking scary in a wheat field, looking like a scarecrow
I feel like the three stooges Curly, Hairy, and the third guy
My legs are so thin it looks like I don't got thighs
I like sitting in a hot tub with a bunch of hot guys
I'm a little hungry, get me some Mcdonald's fries
I think Connor has something to say
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
Connor can't see in the dark so he has to turn on his LAMPERZ
ON HIS LAMPERZ
Fast food is overpriced, look at Five Guys
It's like five ninety-five for a pack of small fries
I'm a pathological liar, yeah, I always do white lies
Basketball highlights
I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I'm waiting for a day, yeah, I'm waiting for a day, yeah
I'm waiting for today, yeah, I'm waiting for today, yeah
Marry me without a wedding ring
The lyrics to the song "Uno" by Axined & Mr. Moohman are filled with playful and absurd imagery, showcasing a humorous and light-hearted approach to music-making. The artists introduce themselves with confidence, comparing their talent to renowned composers and writers like Mozart, Beethoven, and Shakespeare. They express their intention to surprise and impress the audience with their unique style, humorously questioning whether their music can be classified as such.
The following verses continue with random and nonsensical lines, delivered in a fast-paced rap style. The lyrics touch on a variety of subjects, ranging from hitting someone with a sock full of hamsters to dealing with personal hygiene issues. There are references to pop culture, such as Adam Sandler's acting career and the TV show The Simpsons. The artists also express their frustrations with being misunderstood or underestimated, as well as their desire for attention and affirmation.
Overall, the lyrics of "Uno" exhibit a carefree and inventive approach to songwriting, focusing more on delivering comedic and absurd lines rather than conveying a specific message or deeper meaning.
Line by Line Meaning
Listen, bro
Pay attention, friend
They ain't even ready for Our Compositry
They are unprepared for our composition
Our Mozart-ary
Our musical genius like Mozart
Our Beethoven-ary
Our musical brilliance like Beethoven
Our Shakespearean-ary
Our poetic excellence like Shakespeare
Bro, we about smack them in the face with fucking a song or something
Friend, we are going to impress them with our powerful song
Shit, I'm pretty sure this kind of qualifies as music I think
I believe this can be considered as music
I'm about to hit them with a verse right now actually
I am going to deliver a verse immediately
Imma smack you with a sock full of hampsters
I will strike you with a sock containing hamsters
You doodie in your diaper, yeah, you need yourself some Pampers
You have soiled your diaper and require Pampers
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We are devouring food like primitive humans, acquire some manners
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I lack visibility in darkness, thus I must activate my lamps
He gave me a participation trophy but I want to be the champers
He granted me a token of participation, yet I desire to be the champion
She said she on her period, well, fuck those fricking crampers
She mentioned being on her menstrual cycle, disregard those bothersome cramps
I'm a good actor like my name is Adam Sandlers
I possess talent in acting similar to Adam Sandler
I'm from the Simpsions, my name is Ned Flanders
I am from The Simpsons, my name is Ned Flanders
What are boobies? Let me take a gander!
What are breasts? Allow me to have a look!
AH, hampster
Ah, hamster
He ran over my guinea pig, Mr. Hampster
He accidentally hit my guinea pig, Mr. Hamster, with his vehicle
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We are consuming food in a primitive manner, acquire some manners
I got a calendar, yeah, I call that a fricking planner
I possess a calendar, which I call a planner
Ring, ring, I ain't eating graham crackers but my name is Alexander
The sound of a phone ringing, although I am not consuming graham crackers, my name is Alexander
I'm not a nice person, I'll say some slander
I lack kindness, and may speak negatively about others
You stinkin' poopy head
You odorous individual with excrement on your head
They call me obese, they call me obese that means fat I think
They refer to me as obese, which I believe indicates being overweight
Bro thinks he's philosophical but he ain't the thinker
My friend believes he is philosophical, but he lacks true intellectual depth
They said the Titanic's unsinkable, that's a sinker
They claimed the Titanic could not sink, but that was deceptive
I think french fries and ketchup work well with vinegar
I believe that combining french fries and ketchup with vinegar is a good combination
I think I have the Spanish flu
I suspect I may be afflicted with the Spanish flu
Somebody have sex with me! what about you?
Would someone engage in sexual activity with me? How about you?
NO!
Absolutely not!
Oh! She said no! Man, got me messing up the flow!
Oh! She declined! I am now disrupting my rhythm!
I just stubbed my pinky toe
I have just forcefully struck my little toe against an object
I ran out of bars, so I passed to my bro
I have exhausted my lines, so I handed the focus to my friend
You looking scary in a wheat field, looking like a scarecrow
You appear frightening amidst a field of wheat, resembling a scarecrow
I feel like the three stooges Curly, Hairy, and the third guy
I have a sensation similar to the Three Stooges characters: Curly, Hairy, and the unidentified third individual
My legs are so thin it looks like I don't got thighs
My legs are extremely slender, giving the impression of lacking thighs
I like sitting in a hot tub with a bunch of hot guys
I enjoy sitting in a hot tub alongside a group of attractive males
I'm a little hungry, get me some Mcdonald's fries
I am slightly hungry, please acquire McDonald's fries for me
I think Connor has something to say
I believe that Connor has something to express
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I have difficulty seeing in darkness, therefore let me activate my lamps
Connor can't see in the dark so he has to turn on his LAMPERZ
Connor lacks visibility in darkness, therefore he needs to switch on his lamps
Fast food is overpriced, look at Five Guys
Quick-service restaurants are excessively expensive, consider the establishment Five Guys
It's like five ninety-five for a pack of small fries
The cost of a small pack of fries is around $5.95
I'm a pathological liar, yeah, I always do white lies
I have a tendency to frequently tell minor lies, I am a pathological liar
Basketball highlights
Highlights of basketball
I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I am eagerly anticipating a moment of rebirth
I'm waiting for a day, yeah, I'm waiting for a day, yeah
I am patiently waiting for a specific day
I'm waiting for today, yeah, I'm waiting for today, yeah
I am eagerly awaiting the present day
Marry me without a wedding ring
Agree to marry me without the exchange of wedding rings
Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Written by: Connor McDonnell, Nick Sneddon
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