Fast Lane
Bad Meet Evils Lyrics

I'm on 'til I'm on a island
I will continue working hard and chasing my goals until I achieve success, like being on my own island.

My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot
My life is moving fast and smoothly, like driving on the Autobahn with no manual effort required.

Before I touch dirt, I'll kill you all with kindness
Rather than resorting to violence, I will overpower my enemies by treating them with excessive kindness.

I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse
My true nature and personality are far more intense and dangerous than what meets the eye.

You've been warned if you've been born or if you conform
I'm warning those who conform to societal norms that they will face the consequences of their choices.

Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
I will physically assault a police officer and humiliate him by removing his uniform.

Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
After stripping him of his uniform, I will leave the cop in a vulnerable and embarrassing state.

And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
To further degrade and torture the cop, I will suspend him by his genitals from a mythical creature's horn.

Y'all niggas intellect mad slow, y'all fags know
Your intellectual capabilities are extremely deficient, and you are fully aware of your own incompetence.

Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'
You falsely declare that you are involved in violent activities, but in reality, you are just showing off.

Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole
You are so proficient at lighting cigarettes that you could even accomplish it using your own anus.

Me and Shady deaded the past
Eminem and I have resolved our past issues and moved on.

So that basically resurrected my cash flow
By mending my relationship with Eminem, I have revitalized my financial success.

I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
My rapping skills are incredibly precise and powerful, just like the genitalia of a large lesbian woman.

Though I ain't wrapped tight
Despite my proficiency in rap, I am not mentally stable or emotionally composed.

My blood type's the eighties
My essence and style are reminiscent of the vibrant and influential era of the 1980s.

My nineties was like the Navy, you was like the Brady's
While my impact and dominance in the 1990s resembled the power of the Navy, others were comparatively average like the Brady family.

You still fly kites daily
You are still engaging in childlike and irrelevant activities on a daily basis.

Catch me in my Mercedes
You can find me riding in my luxurious Mercedes vehicle.

Bumpin' 'Ice, Ice Baby,' screamin' Shady 'til I die
I am enthusiastically playing the song 'Ice, Ice Baby' and proudly expressing my loyalty to Eminem until my death.

Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
Life is unpredictable and chaotic, similar to rolling half of a pair of dice.

So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
I am fully embracing life and enjoying it to the maximum until my time is up, comparing myself to the late actor Patrick Swayze.

And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
Since life is short and we only experience it once, I am contemplating the idea of engaging with a particular attractive woman.

Wait, no, stop me now before I get on a roll (danish)
Actually, someone needs to intervene and interrupt me before I continue speaking passionately and energetically.

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 'cause she's kinda famous
Allow me to disclose the name of this attractive woman, as she holds a certain level of celebrity status.

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
I desire not to come across as excessively offensive or cruel when I express the following idea.

Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus
The woman I am referring to is Nicki Minaj, and I have a strong sexual desire to engage in anal intercourse.

You morons think that I'm a genius
Despite your lack of understanding, you foolish individuals perceive me as an exceptionally intelligent individual.

Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin', try them trailer parks
In reality, I am better suited for a mental institution, performing menial cleaning tasks, and interacting with dysfunctional residents of trailer parks.

Crazy, I am back, and I am razor sharp, baby
I am back with a vengeance, and my skills and abilities are incredibly sharp and potent.

And that's back with' a capital B with' an exclamation mark, maybe
I emphasize my return and dominance by spelling 'back' with a capital 'B' and an exclamation mark to convey excitement and power.

You should listen when I flip the linguistics
It would be wise for you to pay attention and take note of my expertise in manipulating and mastering language.

'Cause I'm gonna rip this mystical slick shit
Prepare yourself for my ability to flawlessly execute intricate and captivating lyrical content.

You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit
You should avoid falling prey to my relentless and overpowering presence, as it will only lead to your demise or being insignificant in comparison.

'Cause after I spit the bullets, I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
Once I deliver powerful words and rhymes, I will metaphorically kick around the empty bullet casings with ease and disregard.

I'ma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I'ma live this
I will aggressively and effortlessly dominate the rap game, so you better accept my dominance, as this is my way of life.

Livin' life in the fast lane
I am embracing a fast-paced and adventurous lifestyle.

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
I am continuously progressing and moving quickly through life, not allowing anything to hold me back.

Only got a gallon in the gas tank
I may have limited resources, represented by only having a gallon of fuel in my tank.

But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
Despite having limited resources, I am confident that I am close to achieving my goals, so I must keep pushing forward.

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Although I may not have a clear destination, I am content with simply enjoying the journey and taking life as it comes.

Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I will continue to live my life to the fullest and pursue my passions until I can no longer do so.

My whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
As a poet, my ultimate aspiration is to be at peace and in a state of tranquility, floating in my own world.

At war with' a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
I am constantly battling my alcohol addiction, personified by Captain Morgan, which takes a toll on my physical health.

My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins
My laid-back and smooth rapping style creates a sense of pleasure and happiness, comparable to the release of endorphins.

I made a pact with the Devil that says 'I'll let you take me
I metaphorically made a deal with the Devil, agreeing to let him have control over me and my actions in exchange for something.

You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpe of Jack Kevorkian'
As part of the pact, the Devil grants me the opportunity to exhume the body of Jack Kevorkian, symbolizing my ability to confront and provoke controversial figures.

Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
I engage in numerous conflicts and disputes, such that it becomes overwhelming and impossible to resolve all of them.

I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
My existence revolves around adopting the role of an eternal adversary or opponent to others.

My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers
I have accumulated a significant number of adversaries who disrupt my peace and tranquility.

Spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity
I am maneuvering and confusing my enemies by entering their surroundings and confronting them unexpectedly.

Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Eminem, my previous self, abandoned his innocent and playful persona and became a more aggressive and dominant rapper.

Chewed him up, and spitted him out
I consumed and destroyed my previous image, discarding it and emerging as a new and powerful force.

Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
Come on, girl, let's get things moving and start enjoying ourselves.

He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now
As I observe the crowd in this club, it seems that their excitement and enthusiasm is at an extreme level.

Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
I am addressing a person of lower social status and mocking them, while simultaneously reminding them of my return to their town.

Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck the mall, he shuts
I am challenging someone who doubts my abilities, questioning if they truly believe I have a speech impediment. Furthermore, I am dismissing and overpowering any opposition, represented by a mall.

The whole motherfuckin' Wal-Mart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
When I am present, the entire Wal-Mart establishment becomes chaotic and disarrayed, emphasizing my disruptive influence.

And he came to the club tonight with five nine to hold this bitch down
I arrived at the club accompanied by Eminem, signifying our partnership and the control we have in this environment.

Like a motherfuckin' chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown
Eminem is struggling and fighting against the challenges he faces, comparable to a helpless chick trying to survive underwater.

Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
When you move and dance, you have my full attention and fascination.

Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dicks like lips, I'm agitated, aggravated
The provocative and explicit manner in which you perform oral sex on multiple men frustrates and annoys me to an intense degree.

To the point you don't suck my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated
If you refuse to perform oral sex on me, I will respond with extreme violence, threatening to sever your head from your body.

Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it
In simpler terms, if you don't willingly engage in sexual acts with me, I will resort to force and non-consensual behavior.

And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinating
Following the aforementioned non-consensual act, I will most likely face legal consequences, but the resulting trial and its details will be intriguing and captivating.

It's gon' say 'The whole rap game passed away' on top of the affidavit
The official document recording the incident will state that my actions resulted in the demise of the entire rap industry.

Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
I have evolved from being highly skilled in debating and self-pleasure to a more advanced and significant role.

To Michael Jackson' activator
Now, I hold the power and influence similar to that of Michael Jackson's impact on the music industry.

Meanin' I'm on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
This signifies that I am incredibly skilled and impressive in my spontaneous lyrical abilities, urging others to protect their data as it may be overwhelmed by my proficiency.

Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer
I am metaphorically running over and dominating the entire hip-hop genre, just as a massive truck overwhelms the road.

Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater
This demonstrates the extent to which my skills are exceptional, even surpassing the usual negativity and criticism of haters.

Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Can't you comprehend the analogy? The empty bullet casings are similar to a bag of worthless paper.

Dropped in the lap of a tax evader
These empty bullet casings are discarded and fall into the possession of someone who illegally avoids paying taxes.

Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes
I command you to make your buttocks fall and bounce, as if they were a sack of potatoes being dropped.

What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator
I am the one who possesses the ability to crack or break things, like a detonator or explosive device.

Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
I will bring excitement and stimulation to this party, and one lucky individual will serve as my sexual partner or orgasm provider in the future.

Tell your boyfriend that you just struck pay dirt
Inform your boyfriend that you have found a highly valuable or desirable commodity in the form of me.

You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'
If you choose to associate with me, you will be accompanied by someone of great prowess, and any positive statements about me won't be exaggerated.