Fast Lane
Bad Meets Evil (Eminem & Royce Da 5’9) Lyrics

I'm on 'til I'm on a island
I will continue working until I am isolated from the rest

My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot
My life is moving forward rapidly, almost effortlessly

Before I touch dirt, I'll kill you all with kindness
I will harm you in a surprisingly pleasant way before facing any difficulties

I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse
I harm you, but my real self is even more brutal

You've been warned if you've been born or if you conform
If you exist or conform to societal norms, consider this a warning

Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Physically harm a police officer and forcefully remove his attire

Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
Leave him with only his socks, shoes, and underwear

And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Suspend him by his testicles from the horn of a mythical creature

Y'all niggas intellect mad slow, y'all fags know
Your intellectual abilities are extremely slow, and you are aware of it

Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'
You boast about engaging in criminal activities, but in reality, you are just showing off

Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole
I am so confident in your ability to produce fire with your anus that I am willing to bet on it

Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cash flow
Eminem and I resolved our past issues, leading to a significant increase in my financial success

I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
My rapping style is as precise as the genitalia of an obese lesbian

Though I ain't wrapped tight, my blood type's the eighties!
Although I may not be mentally stable, the way I rap is reminiscent of the 1980s

My nineties was like the Navy, you was like the Brady's
In the 1990s, I had a wild and adventurous lifestyle, while you were more conservative like the Brady family

You still fly kites daily!
You continue to engage in childish activities like flying kites on a regular basis

Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin' 'Ice, Ice Baby,' screamin' Shady 'til I die
Find me in my luxury car, playing 'Ice, Ice Baby,' with full enthusiasm for Eminem until I pass away

Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
Life is unpredictable, just like the outcome of rolling half of a pair of dice

So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
I live life to the maximum extent until I am no longer alive

And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
Since you only have one life, I am considering spending time with this attractive woman

Wait, no, stop me now before I get on a roll (danish)
Hold on, prevent me from continuing this momentum (Danish reference)

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 'cause she's kinda famous
Allow me to disclose the name of this attractive and somewhat well-known woman

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
I desire for my statement not to be excessively offensive

Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!
I am attracted to Nicki Minaj and wish to engage in a particular sexual act with her

You morons think that I'm a genius
You foolish individuals believe that I am exceptionally intelligent

Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin', try them trailer parks
In reality, I should be working at a mental institution while attempting to improve the conditions in trailer parks

Crazy, I am back, and I am razor sharp, baby
I am mentally unstable, but I have returned with exceptional wit and skill

And that's back with' a capital B with' an exclamation mark, maybe
Furthermore, that refers to my comeback with great emphasis and enthusiasm

You should listen when I flip the linguistics
It is in your best interest to pay attention when I manipulate language with my lyrical skills

'Cause I'm gonna rip this mystical slick shit
I am about to skillfully dismantle and destroy this enigmatic and clever content

You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit
You do not want to be another casualty or data point of this genre

'Cause after I spit the bullets, I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
Once I unleash my words, I will play with the empty bullet cartridges like a soccer player

I'ma kick the ballistics! So get this dick, I'ma live this
I will excel at controlling the trajectory of projectiles, so be prepared to face the consequences

Livin' life in the fast lane
Living life at an extremely high speed

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Progressing at such a rapid pace that I cannot decelerate

Only got a gallon in the gas tank
I only have a small amount of fuel left in my vehicle

But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
However, I am close to reaching my ultimate goal, so I cannot cease my efforts

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
I am uncertain about my destination, but I am embracing the journey

Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I will continue moving forward until I am completely exhausted and endure until my death

My whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
As a poet, my main objective is to achieve a state of calmness while being in orbit

At war with' a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
Engaging in a constant battle with alcohol, as Captain Morgan liquor harms my bodily organs

My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins
My leisurely style of rapping creates feelings of extreme happiness, similar to the release of endorphins

I made a pact with the Devil that says 'I'll let you take me
I formed an agreement with the Devil, allowing him to claim my soul

You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpe of Jack Kevorkian'
In return, the Devil permitted me to use a shovel and exhume the buried body of Jack Kevorkian

Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
Engaging in frequent conflicts that exceed your capacity to handle

I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
I am experiencing the lifestyle of a perpetual adversary

My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers
My dwelling contains too many individuals, causing me to lose my sense of calmness

Spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity
Confusing them by manipulating their surroundings as I enter the vicinity

Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
I used to be referred to as Eminem, but I discarded my innocent persona and consumed other rappers

Chewed him up, and spitted him out
I harshly critiqued and rejected their skills

Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
Girl, get ready and start dancing energetically

He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now
He observes the chaotic and frenzied atmosphere of the club

Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
Come closer, individuals from a low socio-economic background, and witness my return to town

Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck the mall, he shuts
Did I stutter? I disregard shopping malls completely

The whole motherfuckin' Wal-mart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
Every time I visit, the entire Wal-mart store shuts down

And he came to the club tonight with five nine to hold this bitch down
Tonight, I arrived at the club with my fellow rapper Five Nine to maintain our dominance

Like a motherfuckin' chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown
He struggles like a female bird submerged in water, attempting to drown

Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
When you dance, dear, you have my complete attention

Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dicks like lips, I'm agitated, aggravated
The way you skillfully perform oral sex on many individuals frustrates and annoys me

To the point you don't suck my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated
To the extent that if you refuse to perform fellatio on me, severe consequences will follow

Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it
In simpler terms, if you do not willingly engage in sexual activities with me, I will resort to force

And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinating
Furthermore, after engaging in such acts, I will face legal trouble, which will be intriguing

It's gon' say 'The whole rap game passed away' on top of the affidavit
The news will report the demise of the entire rap industry based on the official document

Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
I have transitioned from being skilled at debating to being extremely proficient at self-pleasure

To Michael Jackson' activator
Similar to the role of Michael Jackson's hair product, I am an agent of activation and excitement

Meanin' I'm on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
This implies that I am effortlessly producing exceptional lyrics and you might want to ensure the safety of your valuable files

Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer
Dominating the hip-hop genre with my forceful and impactful lyrical delivery

Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater
My skill is so impressive that even those who dislike me can acknowledge it

Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Doesn't it make sense that these empty bullet cases are as disposable as a bag of paper?

Dropped in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)
Placed into the hands of an individual evading taxes, who is lavish with their expenditures

Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes
Prompt that buttocks to descend rapidly, much like a bag of potatoes

What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator
What? I am the instigator of excitement and energy

Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
I will bring intense liveliness to this party, and you can fulfill the role of sexually stimulating me afterwards

Tell your boyfriend that you just struck pay dirt
Inform your partner that you have achieved a highly profitable situation

You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'
By associating with me, you are aligning yourself with a skilled individual, so your statement will not be an exaggeration

Livin' life in the fast lane
Living life at an extremely high speed

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Progressing at such a rapid pace that I cannot decelerate

Only got a gallon in the gas tank
I only have a small amount of fuel left in my vehicle

But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
However, I am close to reaching my ultimate goal, so I cannot cease my efforts

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
I am uncertain about my destination, but I am embracing the journey

Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I will continue moving forward until I am completely exhausted and endure until my death

I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
I am experiencing life at an extremely high speed, pushing myself to the limits

I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
I am experiencing life at an extremely high speed, pushing myself to the limits