I'm Not A Well Man
Barbra Streisand Lyrics


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He's not a well man
And he's getting worse
If he had any sense
He'd be in bed with a graduate nurse
A couple of big specialists
High priced consultation
And outside waiting in the hall
Assorted logic small poor relations
His aches have got aches
His pains are in pain
And what sizzles and frizzles
Inside there all the smartest professors could not explain
-they wouldn't know what?
Be quick as you can
I might haven't got
You're dealing with not (cough!)
With not a well man
I'm not a well man
Get worse every year
All the medical doctors
Give one look
They're amazed I'm still here
I should own a pharmacy
For just my prescriptions
My bills for only pills alone
Would chill you to the bone
With conniptions
What I have been through
No man could recite
It would make your heart break
And play a story that only
Turn yet it maybe could write
A tragical plot
How can I plan?
I might haven't got
You're dealing with not (cough!)




With not a well man
I'm not a well man

Overall Meaning

The song "I'm Not a Well Man" by Barbra Streisand Jack Kruschen is a humorous but poignant look at the physical ailments and struggles of a man who is not in the best of health. The song paints a picture of a man who is suffering from a variety of physical ailments and is constantly seeking medical help to manage his symptoms. The opening lines of the song immediately set the tone for the rest of the song, as the singer declares that he is "not a well man" and that he is "getting worse."


As the song progresses, the singer describes his experiences with doctors and the medical system. He suggests that if he had any sense, he'd be in bed with a graduate nurse, implying that the only way to manage his symptoms is with constant care and attention. He also describes the various specialists and consultations he's had, as well as the "assorted logic small poor relations" who are waiting outside the door.


The lyrics of the song are filled with humor and irony, as the singer pokes fun at his own condition and the medical system. At the same time, however, there is a sense of pathos and sadness in the song, as the singer describes the toll that his medical struggles have taken on his life.


Overall, "I'm Not a Well Man" is a moving and insightful look at the difficulties faced by those who are dealing with chronic illness and the medical system.


Line by Line Meaning

He's not a well man
His health isn't good


And he's getting worse
His health is deteriorating


If he had any sense
If he was smart


He'd be in bed with a graduate nurse
He would have a professional nurse taking care of him


A couple of big specialists
Highly trained medical professionals


High priced consultation
Costly medical advice


And outside waiting in the hall
Family members or friends waiting outside the hospital room


Assorted logic small poor relations
Various distant relatives with limited resources


His aches have got aches
He has multiple aches and pains


His pains are in pain
His pains are so severe, they cause him pain


And what sizzles and frizzles
His internal medical problems


Inside there all the smartest professors could not explain
Even the best medical professionals cannot diagnose his condition


Be quick as you can
Hurry up


I might haven't got
I may not have much time left


You're dealing with not (cough!)
You're dealing with someone who is very ill (coughing because of the illness)


With not a well man
Someone who is not healthy


Get worse every year
His health is declining every year


All the medical doctors
All the doctors he has seen


Give one look
They know he is very sick just by looking at him


They're amazed I'm still here
His survival is surprising to doctors


I should own a pharmacy
He takes many medications


For just my prescriptions
Just for his medications


My bills for only pills alone
The cost of his medications is very high


Would chill you to the bone
It is very shocking


With conniptions
Causing extreme emotional reactions


What I have been through
His medical journey


No man could recite
It is too much to describe


It would make your heart break
It is very emotional


And play a story that only
It would make for a sad story


Turn yet it maybe could write
It could make a good story, even though it is sad


A tragical plot
A sad story


How can I plan?
He cannot plan for the future due to his illness


I might haven't got
He may not have much time left


You're dealing with not (cough!)
You're dealing with someone who is very ill (coughing because of the illness)


With not a well man
Someone who is not healthy


I'm not a well man
He himself is very ill




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: HAROLD ROME

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Comments from YouTube:

donald630

The first song Barbra Streisand ever sang on Broadway -- at age 19! Historic!

Bluestar918

What a cheery song

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