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Berman Steve / Eminem Lyrics

Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.
It seems like there is an emergency and help is needed.

Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right!
The lyrics of the song are terrible and Andre agrees with it.

Bitches and Gentleman! It's showtime! Hurry, hurry, step right up! Introducin' the star of our show, his name is Marshall!
This is a show announcement introducing the main artist of the event, Marshall.

You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without further ado, I bring to you Marshall!
There is no better place to be than where the show is happening and the main artist, Marshall, is about to perform.

You 'bout to witness hip hop in its Most purest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless Most hardest, most honest, known artist
The audience is about to experience hip-hop at its best, with the most authentic and talented artist, Marshall.

Chip off the old block but old doc is Looks like Batman brought his own Robin Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges (boom sound) Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes Yeah, here I come I'm inches away from you, here, fear none
Marshall's rhymes are powerful, with references to famous figures and weapons, and he is approaching the audience to rock the show.

Hip hop is in a state of 911, so Let's get down to business
Hip-hop is in trouble and it is time to take action to save it.

I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah!
Marshall doesn't have time for nonsense, and he wants to shut down all the fake rappers with the help of the audience.

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles Gee willikers Dre, holy bat syllables Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals So, skip to ya Lou, while I do what I do best
Marshall and Dre need to act fast and perform their best to impress the audience, and they are also pointing out the problems in the rap industry and calling for change.

You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it Flows too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it was 'til everyone knows the shit The most hated on outta all those who say they get hated On eighties songs
Marshall's rhymes are so good that the audience is no longer impressed, but it is expected. He is one of the best known and most hated rappers out there.

Exaggerate it all so much They make it all up There's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you rappin' and you know what for
Marshall is commenting on how rappers exaggerate and make things up, and how it is not easy for a woman to be attractive and talented in the rap industry. He is acknowledging that rap has become more meaningful to people because it is authentic.

The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome y'all To Marshall and Andre's carnival Come on! Now
The show must continue, and everyone is invited to enjoy the carnival-like atmosphere created by Marshall and Andre.

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo Two old friends, why panic? You already who's fully capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center eight zero zero You can even call collect, the most feared duet Since me and Elton, play career Russian Roulette And never even seen me blink get me bustin' a sweat People steppin' over people just to rush to the set Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely Ease ova these beats, and be so breezy Jesus, how can shit be so easy
Marshall and Dre are like old friends who work well together, and they playfully compare themselves to superhero duos. They are the most feared duo since Marshall and Elton, and they are amazed at how easily they flow on beats, which draws huge crowds to their shows.

Turn on these beats MC's don't see me Believe me, B-E-T and M-T-V Are gonna grieve when we leave, dog fo' sheezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me 'Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains Nothin' but clowns down here But we ain't fuckin' around 'round here Yo Dre! What up? Can I get a hell yeah? Hell Yeah!
Marshall is confident in his talent and knows that other rappers cannot compete with him. He is also aware that his retirement will be a huge loss for the industry. Even though he and Dre will eventually retire, right now they are serious about their music and are not to be taken lightly.

So there you have it folks Marshall! Has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre And to remind you that bullshit does not pay Because Marshall! And Andre are here to stay and never go away Until our dying day, until we're old and gray Marshall! So until next time friends Same blond hair, same rap channel Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening Marshall! Oh! Ha!
Marshall and Dre are making a strong comeback and want to remind everyone to stay authentic. They plan to keep making music until the end of their lives, and they express their appreciation for the audience. Marshall is also jokingly referring to himself as the host of the event.