Equal in My Tea
Bhi Bhiman Lyrics

I met a girl today
I encountered a woman that day

she treats me like the finest mexican wine
She treats me in a way that is both enjoyable and admirable

I like mexican wine
I enjoy Mexican wine

then I asked this little flower
Then I inquired the woman

if she would be all mine
if she would be my partner

She said, "Hell no!
She refused me rudely

I need a man to treat me
I need a man to behave with me

like a queen all day and night
like a queen 24 * 7

Need a man with money, style,
Need a man with fortune, elegance

power, prospects,
influence, opportunities

a man looking for a wife"
a man searching for a spouse"

and I said, "Bitch! Just wanted a kiss
And I replied, 'Lady! I only asked for a kiss'

You've got yourself an unrealistic wish
Your desire is impractical

Looking for a man who's all that and a bag of chips.
Searching for a man who has everything a person could wish for

Well I must have struck a chord or something
Well, I must have touched a nerve or something

cause pretty soon our hearts was thumpin
The beat of our hearts became louder

She grabbed me by the hips
She held me by the hips

and we locked lips
we kissed each other passionately

I didn't know it, but I'd found my future wife
Unbeknownst to me, I had discovered my future spouse

She gave my heart it's stint
She gave my heart the tranquility and stability it needed

and gave my eyes their sight
and made me see the world from a new perspective

Hey baby, you're the equal in my tea
My love for you is as essential as tea in my life

Hey honey, you can take as long as you need
My dear, you can take all the time you require

to satisfy me
To make me happy

And this little thing
And this tiny matter

she told me she pregnant with my baby
She informed me that she is carrying my child

and that's for sure
and it's an undeniable fact

And I say, "what you gonna do?"
And I ask, 'What are your plans?'

And she say, "hmmm,
And she responds, 'Hmm,

Well I don't know
I am not certain

I feel so scared and all alone"
I feel so frightened and lonely"

And I say, "Girl, you've got me
And I reply, 'Lady, you have my support

and that's for sure."
and it's an undeniable fact."

She gave my dog it's feed
She fed my dog

and gave my daughter life
and gave birth to my daughter

Hey baby, you're the equal in my tea
My love for you is as essential as tea in my life

Hey honey, you can take your sweet time to satisfy me
My dear, you can take all the time you require to make me happy

The army drafted me
The army conscripted me

the war became my life
The war influenced my life vastly

I feel the worst down here
I feel really bad in this situation

but God is on our side
But God is supporting us

Hey baby, you're the air in my flat tire
My love for you is like the air that fills a flat tire

Hey honey, I've seen men sent home by being struck by friendly fire
My dear, I have witnessed men returning injured due to fire from their own side

I met a man today
I encountered a man that day

he told me the secret to the Mid East peace resolve,
He revealed to me the secret to resolving the Middle East peace issue

"You've got to let that man-made problem self devolve"
"You must let that man-created problem dissolve on its own"

"As for Iraq, they're just lines on a map
"Regarding Iraq, they're merely borders on a map

jotted down by some limey wanker for sure
put down by a British jerk, without a doubt"

I knew right then this man was quite the bitter fruit
At once, I understood that this man was very dissatisfied

He knew my mute view
He understood my unspoken thoughts

that his love would follow suit
that his attitude would match mine

Hey stranger, you've got moxie out the ass
Hello, stranger, you have plenty of courage

Hey buddy, these yankee Franks
Hey pal, these American French people

you know their empire won't last
You know their authority will not endure