Uncle Charlie's Revenge
Bill Hicks Lyrics


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Uncle old-time Charlie threw his fiddle up a tree

My brother told me 'simmons was the thing that got his goat:

He'd sat there on the back porch, drinking Elum tea,

And went he finally went to eat there wasn't any soap.
There wasn't any victuals, nor any silverware,

There wasn't any plates nor cups nor no place to sit down,

There wasn't any table, there wasn't any chair,

And his wife was in the living room without no underwear.

(chorus)

Charlie, Oh Charlie, your name will always be,

You took my grampaw's fiddle and you throw'd it up a tree,

They say you ate the 'simmons that had landed on the ground,

And when you pitched that fiddle up they say you shot it down.

Well old-time Charlie looked and looked, his house was awful strange,

The clock was running back'ards, the upstairs felt like rain,

His couch was lying on the floor his car was in the ditch,

He picked up grampaw's fiddle but it wouldn't get in pitch

Old Charlie wound and tuned and tuned, he twisted all them wires,

He put his E on Mercury he put his G on Mars,

His head was spinning like the Moon is spinning round the Earth,

He rosined up his bow a spell but took an awful thirst.

(chorus)

By the time he got his pistol out the 'simmon punch was gone,

The Sun has passed behind the ridge, evening was coming on,

It took him twenty cartergize -- ey god he got 'er down --

He dragged his leg into the house and left er on the ground!





(chorus)

Overall Meaning

In Bill Hicks's song Uncle Charlie's Revenge, the lyrics depict a bizarre and comical story about Uncle Charlie, who throws his fiddle up a tree. The song's narrative is filled with absurdities, such as the clock running backward, the upstairs feeling like rain, and the couch lying on the floor while the car is in the ditch. Uncle Charlie's frustrations build up throughout the song, and it becomes clear that he is haunted by the lack of soap, victuals, plates, and cups in his house. But, to make things worse, his wife is in the living room without any underwear.


The song's chorus revolves around Uncle Charlie's misdeeds, and his name will always be associated with throwing Grampaw's fiddle up the tree. The lyrics suggest that Charlie shot the fiddle down after eating the 'simmons that had landed on the ground. The narrative culminates with Uncle Charlie picking up Grampaw's fiddle, but it would not get in pitch. As he worked on the fiddle, he put his E on Mercury and his G on Mars, twisted all the wires, and rosined up his bow but became awfully thirsty. By the time he got his pistol out, the 'simmon punch was gone, and evening was coming on, and he had taken twenty cartergize to get it down.


Line by Line Meaning

Uncle old-time Charlie threw his fiddle up a tree
Charlie was so drunk and frustrated that he threw away his fiddle


My brother told me 'simmons was the thing that got his goat:
Simmons was Charlie's favorite food, and it upset him that he couldn't find any in the house


He'd sat there on the back porch, drinking Elum tea,
Charlie was sitting on the porch drinking moonshine


And went he finally went to eat there wasn't any soap.
When Charlie went to eat, there was no food or utensils available.


There wasn't any victuals, nor any silverware,
Charlie had no food or utensils to eat with


There wasn't any plates nor cups nor no place to sit down,
Charlie had no plates, cups, or chairs to use for his meal


There wasn't any table, there wasn't any chair,
Charlie had no table or chairs for his meal


And his wife was in the living room without no underwear.
Charlie's wife was in the living room without any underwear on


(chorus)
Repeats the refrain of the song


Charlie, Oh Charlie, your name will always be,
The singer is addressing Charlie by name and criticizing him for his behavior


You took my grampaw's fiddle and you throw'd it up a tree,
Charlie threw away the singer's grandfather's fiddle


They say you ate the 'simmons that had landed on the ground,
Charlie ate the fruit that had fallen on the ground


And when you pitched that fiddle up they say you shot it down.
Charlie destroyed the fiddle by throwing it up the tree and then shooting it when it fell


Well old-time Charlie looked and looked, his house was awful strange,
Charlie's house was in disarray and seemed strange


The clock was running back'ards, the upstairs felt like rain,
The clock was running backwards and the upstairs was leaking


His couch was lying on the floor his car was in the ditch,
Charlie's furniture was scattered and his car was damaged


He picked up grampaw's fiddle but it wouldn't get in pitch
When Charlie tried to play the fiddle, it was unable to produce the correct notes


Old Charlie wound and tuned and tuned, he twisted all them wires,
Charlie tried to fix the fiddle by adjusting the strings


He put his E on Mercury he put his G on Mars,
Charlie experimented with tuning the strings by placing them on different planets


His head was spinning like the Moon is spinning round the Earth,
Charlie's head was spinning due to the alcohol he consumed


He rosined up his bow a spell but took an awful thirst.
Charlie tried to play the fiddle but became thirsty and stopped


(chorus)
Repeats the refrain of the song


By the time he got his pistol out the 'simmon punch was gone,
Charlie was so slow that by the time he got his gun, the fruit punch was already gone


The Sun has passed behind the ridge, evening was coming on,
It was getting late in the day and the sun was going down


It took him twenty cartergize -- ey god he got 'er down --
Charlie eventually drank twenty shots of moonshine


He dragged his leg into the house and left er on the ground!
Charlie stumbled into his house and left his gun on the ground


(chorus)
Repeats the refrain of the song




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