That's Crazy
Black Rob Lyrics

I had this bad bitch uptown, she was WHOA (THAT'S CRAZY)
I used to have an incredibly attractive woman in the upper part of town, she was astonishing.

Almost had me pushing up daisies (THAT'S CRAZY)
She nearly caused me to die.

Ask a made nigga the keys to the crip (THAT'S CRAZY)
Inquire with a well-respected individual for the access to wealth.

Just came home from doing a bid (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Recently returned from serving a prison sentence.

Now how you ain't gon' change the locks? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Why didn't you alter the locks?

Didn't sit there and call the cops (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Instead of immediately alerting the authorities.

Got in bout the back door LIKE WHOA (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Entered discreetly through the rear entrance.

Hop in an Excursion with sixteen wheels (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Jump into a massive vehicle with sixteen wheels.

Yeah you love it how we huggin' the curb (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You enjoy how skillfully we navigate along the roadside.

Plus it's jumpin' off up in the spot (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Furthermore, the atmosphere inside the venue is electric.

Boobie cat, lapdance for kid (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Exotic dancer providing an intimate performance for me.

Plus the spinal chick put in the bid (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Additionally, the woman with an attractive physique made an offer.

Now the driver smoking chron' (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Currently, the chauffeur is indulging in marijuana.

If he crash, then we all gone (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
If he were to have an accident, we would all die instantly.

Fuck it, pump the sound to ten (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Disregard it, turn the volume up to maximum.

Catch BR on the cover of Spin (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Witness Black Rob featured on the front page of Spin magazine.

You had the nerve to say I had a gun (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You audaciously claimed that I possessed a firearm.

Man for twelve years I had to run (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I had to escape and evade for an extended duration of twelve years.

And ain't a threat on my family, dogg (THAT'S CRAZY)
No danger poses a risk to my loved ones, my friend.

Courthouse got my name in the log (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
The courthouse has documented my name in its records.

And ain't my name Sean John? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Isn't my name Sean John?

Or about the movie star chick on my arm (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
What about the actress accompanying me as my date?

Even had foul shit to say to my moms (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
They even had disrespectful remarks directed towards my mother.

They even called the office to say it's a bomb (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
To the point where they made a phone call insinuating the presence of an explosive device.

But yet, am I suppose to be so calm? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
However, am I expected to remain composed given the circumstances?

Happy, smiley, I killed them with the charm (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I managed to deceive them using my charisma and pleasant demeanor.

Yeah, looked like it wasn't nuttin' wrong (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Yes, I appeared as if nothing was amiss.

That's how it is when you in the game so long (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
That's the typical experience when you have been in the industry for an extended period.

Man, we been had the key to the six (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
We have possessed the authority and control over the luxury vehicle for quite some time now.

From now on, it's no Puff, just Diddy (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
From this point forward, I shall no longer go by the name Puff, only Diddy.

Man, New York never looked so pretty (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
New York has never appeared so aesthetically pleasing.

Can't picture NY without no Diddy (OH THAT'S CRAZY), oh no!
It is impossible to imagine New York without my presence, oh my!

Yo, how Dep ain't on, that's crazy (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Hey, isn't it absurd that Dep is not a part of this?

Man, I wouldn't miss this if they paid me (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I absolutely would not skip this event even if they offered me payment.

Come through, man, parkin' lot (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Arrive, my friend, at the parking area.

Fuck cops, we watch the block (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Disregard the police, we monitor the neighborhood.

Yo, we hustle when them cameras is hittin' (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Hey, we engage in illicit activities when the surveillance cameras are functioning.

I did a bitch, still puttin' my bidness (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I had sexual intercourse with a woman, yet I am still conducting my personal affairs.

Shit, it's hard to get one red cent (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Damn, it is incredibly difficult to acquire any amount of money.

And they charging us high ass rent (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Furthermore, they are imposing exorbitant charges for our dwelling.

And now my back pocket starting to leak (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Currently, the money in my rear pants pocket is starting to escape or dissipate.

Somebody get this nigga something to eat (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Somebody please provide sustenance to this gentleman.

I got a meal when I signed my deal (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I received a substantial amount of money when I signed my contract.

Bunch of dreams, planes, and automobiles (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Many aspirations, airplanes, and motor vehicles.

Now the bank don' sketched on my crib (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Now the bank has officially placed a lien on my residence.

Now the boobies got a G-Dep fetish (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Now the exceptional breasts have developed an infatuation with G-Dep.

Thousand dollar honies givin' me leather (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Attractive women worth a thousand dollars providing me with luxury items.

Over-respect due to 'Let's Get It' (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
An excessive level of admiration owed to the song 'Let's Get It'.

Now the moral of the story is what? (THAT'S CRAZY)
So, what is the lesson we should take away from this story?

Exception, CO, doing the streets (THAT'S CRAZY)
Being a rare and exceptional correctional officer who is also involved in illegal activities.

Some chicken won't even give me the digits (THAT'S CRAZY)
Some females refuse to provide me with their phone numbers.

Sure paper, slide off with them midgets (THAT'S CRAZY)
Certainly making money, escaping with a small group of individuals.

Talk about the feds made you snitch (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Discussing how federal agents coerced you into providing information.

How you gon' hate what made you rich? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
How can you despise the very thing that brought you wealth?

Life Stories, shit, it ain't goin' gold (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
The album 'Life Stories' is not achieving a gold certification.

Man, we scanned two million of those (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
However, we have sold a staggering two million copies of it.

Now you don't got Permanant Scars (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Presently, you no longer have permanent scars.

You know, bank or papi are (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You should be aware that I possess significant wealth and influence.

Lights, camera, action, I'm a star (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
The spotlight is on me, and I am a prominent figure.

Like yesterday, I broke a nigga's car (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Similar to how recently I damaged someone's automobile.

Now sittin', endless cash (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Now, comfortably enjoying an abundance of money.

Bad Boy, got the game in a smash (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Bad Boy has completely dominated the industry.

Fuck around and put a foot in your ass (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Carelessly provoke me, and I will respond aggressively.

See, I'm thirsty, still lookin' for cash (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Understand that I remain eager, constantly searching for more money.