Monster Mash
Bonzo Dog Band Lyrics


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Monster Mash
(Who knows?)

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight
For my monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrodes, they did the mash

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included Wolf man, Dracula and his son

The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds
The coffin baggers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt Kicker Five'
They played the mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"
It's now the mash

Now every thing's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For the living, this mash was meant too




When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash

Overall Meaning

The song "Monster Mash" by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band makes reference to the classic Hollywood monsters such as Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, Wolfman, and Zombies. The lyrics provide an interesting story of a mad scientist who creates a monster that rises from the slab and performs the "Mash." The scene quickly switches from the mad scientist's laboratory in the castle to a monster-filled party where the ghouls gather to dance and have fun. The party guests include Dracula, his son, and Wolfman, among others.


The lyrics are full of clever wordplay, and the graveyard humor adds to the song's charm. The line, "The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun," indicates that even those who have risen from the dead can have a good time. The song also references the popular dance of the 1960s, the "Twist," with Dracula lamenting that it has been replaced by the "Mash."


The song's catchy tune, spooky lyrics, and references to classic monsters, merged with the novelty and humor of the time, earned it recognition as a Halloween classic. The song has been a favorite on Halloween playlists for over five decades, and it continues to be a popular choice for both children and adults alike.


Line by Line Meaning

I was working in the lab, late one night
I, the singer, was doing work in my laboratory on a late evening


When my eyes beheld a eerie sight
I saw something strange that caught my attention


For my monster from the slab began to rise
My creation from the laboratory table started coming to life


And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash
My monster began dancing unexpectedly


From my laboratory in the castle east
Starting from my lab, located in the eastern castle


To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
To the main bedroom where vampires are dining


The ghouls all came from their humble abode
The undead creatures came from their modest homes


To get a jolt from my electrodes, they did the mash
In order to get a burst of energy from my electrical contraptions, they all danced the mash


The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The Zombies were enjoying themselves as the festivities just commenced


The guests included Wolf man, Dracula and his son
The attendees were comprised of werewolves, Dracula, and his offspring


The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds
The atmosphere was lively and everyone was enjoying the music


Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds
Igor was restrained, but supported by his attractive female companions


The coffin baggers were about to arrive
The individuals who transport coffins were expected to soon make their entrance


With their vocal group, 'The Crypt Kicker Five'
These coffin carriers had their own singing troupe, called 'The Crypt Kicker Five'


They played the mash
The Crypt Kicker Five performed the mash song


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Dracula emerged from his resting place and spoke out loud


Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Dracula appeared to be bothered by a single issue


He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
Dracula raised the cover of his coffin and gestured with anger while speaking


"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"
"What became of the Transylvania Twist dance move?"


It's now the mash
The mash has replaced the Transylvania Twist


Now every thing's cool, Drac's a part of the band
Everything is now great, as Dracula has joined the group


And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
My song 'Monster Mash' has become popular throughout the country


For the living, this mash was meant too
This mash is not only for the dead, but also for the living to enjoy


When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
If someone goes to my house, let the resident there know Boris sent you


Then you can mash
Then you'll be able to dance the monster mash




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Songtrust Ave, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Leonard Capizzi, Bob Pickett

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