Damn I'm Cold
Bun B Feat. Lil Wayne Lyrics

See when I got Mercedes money I went and got a Mercedes
When I became rich enough to afford a Mercedes, I bought one for myself.

When I got that Bentley money I went and got that Bentley
When I made enough money to buy a Bentley, I bought one for myself.

Now if you ain't help me get it don't tell me how to spend it
If you didn't help me earn my money, then you have no right to tell me how to spend it.

And yes I know the rules, never marry Robin Givens
I know that marrying Robin Givens is a bad idea, and I won't do it.

Mozzarella over bitches
I prefer mozzarella cheese over women.

So we call me them bitches cheese heads
We call women 'cheese heads,' because I like mozzarella cheese more than them.

Lambo leap in that pussy like them green bay
I jump into women's vaginas like Green Bay Packers players do when they score touchdowns.

Lambo sweet look like sugar on the freeway
My Lamborghini looks as sweet as sugar when I'm driving it on the freeway.

And I'm riding dirty cause I'm so UGK
I'm driving with drugs in my car because I'm associated with the rap group UGK.

One, two, three way four an' four makes eight
When you add up one, two, three, four, and four, the sum is eight.

Nine times outta' ten its an eleven or a twelve gauge
Most of the time when I'm dealing with firearms, it's either an eleven or twelve gauge shotgun.

Friday the 13th that's the day that hell raised
Friday the 13th is an unlucky day, and often associated with evil or paranormal activity.

But y'all boys too weak like fourteen days
You guys are too weak, like the length of time in a two-week period.

I'm so clean why wouldn't I be
I am so wealthy and successful, it's only natural that I am clean.

I be with Ben Frank so much he startin' to look like me
I am so frequently in the presence of Ben Franklin (on hundred-dollar bills) that he is starting to resemble me.

I'm a smoke my weed cause I don't wanna smoke yours
I prefer to smoke my own weed rather than sharing someone else's.

And I pour four every time I pour
I pour four ounces of some drink each time I do so.

Like, was you saying something bitch
Did you have something to say, woman?

If you talkin' bout us then you ain't talkin' bout shit!
If you are talking about me, then your words are worthless.

I wake up this mornin' eyes half closed
When I woke up this morning, my eyes were still partly shut.

And looked in the mirror and say damn I'm cold
When I looked in the mirror, I saw my awesomeness and thought 'I'm cold.'

Damn I'm cold and my hoes
I'm feeling really cool and my female companions are too.

Pimp shit nigga keep payin' my hoes
I am a pimp and I expect men to pay for the attention of my female companions.

Damn I'm cold man I'm cold
I'm really cold, like, coolness personified.

Hot damn I'm cold
I'm so cool, it's making me hot.

When I got that slab money I put the Remy on blades
When I earned enough money from drug dealing, I put rims on my car and drank Remy Martin cognac.

When I got that lac money, I candied the Escalade
When I made even more money, I 'candied' (painted brightly) my Cadillac Escalade.

Gotta screw on my deck
I have a screw in the handle of my pistol.

A house or two on my neck
I am wearing necklaces that are so valuable, they could be exchanged for houses.

A couple cars on my wrist
I am wearing bracelets that look like cars.

And bitch I'm ready to wreck
I am feeling violent and ready to fight.

We bout to this for Pimp C
We are dedicating this song to the late rapper Pimp C.

So pass me a bottle
Give me a bottle of alcohol.

I'm bout to pop the top on em
I'm about to open the bottle and start drinking.

Like a slab or a model
I will drink the alcohol quickly, like a car that bounces (slab) or a fashion model.

Turn it upside down
I will pour the bottle out completely.

And pour it out for my lil' bro
I'm pouring out some of my drink in memory of my deceased brother.

And pass me another one so I can pour out a little mo'
Give me another bottle so I can pour more out in honor of my brother.

Fresher than osmium
I am fresher (more fashionable and cool) than the chemical element osmium, which is known for its hardness and bluish-white color.

Cleaner than wax floors
I am as clean as, or cleaner than, freshly-waxed floors.

I'm slick as aluminum
I am as smooth and sleek as aluminum, which is used in many high-performance or stylish products.

Swingin' my lac doors
I'm driving my car with custom metal rims.

The Franklin's you foldin' them
I am so rich that I can fold hundred-dollar bills (featuring Benjamin Franklin's portrait) for fun.

We tryin' to stack those
We are trying hard to accumulate more wealth.

Before you play the role
Before you pretend to be someone you're not (like a gangster or pimp).

You gotta learn how to act, hoes!
You need to learn how to behave, ladies!

Swingers and crank foes
I hang out with people who like to have sex and do drugs.

And tippin' trunks of pain
We are driving around with loud music and powerful subwoofers causing a disturbance.

Hangers give neck and hoes
Girls are performing oral sex, and are referred to as 'hangers' because they hang around their pimps.

And flip with nuts and hang
We are having sex and partying with reckless abandon.

It ain't a thang
It's no big deal.

It never was and never will
It was never a big deal in the past, and it won't ever be.

I put that on my life
I stake my reputation and life on this statement being true.

Bun B forever trill
Bun B is always true, authentic, and genuine.

Fuck you right all right
I don't care what you think, I'm confident I'm doing the right thing.

Going at your neck like a fuckin' dog bites
I'm attacking you aggressively, like a dog biting your neck.

Looked into the mirror like damn I'm cold
I looked into the mirror and thought 'Wow, I'm really cool.'

Damn I'm cold and my hoe
I'm feeling really cool, and my female companion is too.

Damn I'm cold man I'm throwed
I'm feeling really cool and my mind is slightly impaired due to drugs or alcohol.

I said damn I'm cold, hot damn I'm cold
I repeated that I'm feeling really cool, and it's making me hot (in both senses of the word).

Is it the ice in the piece or the ice in the chains?
What's cooler, the diamonds in my necklace or in my jewelry pendant (piece)?

Is it the ice in the watch or the ice in the rings?
What's cooler, the diamonds in my wristwatch or in my rings?

Or the bracelet, face you feel the chill in yo veins
When you see my diamond-studded bracelet, your body will feel a shiver of excitement.

Could it be from Bun B or that boy Lil' Wayne
Could my coolness be due to the influence of either Bun B or Lil' Wayne?

Or could it be the two-seater on them thangs
Maybe it's the two-seater (a car with two seats) that's making me feel cool.

Got on a couple gold chains so dang it dang
I'm wearing a few gold necklaces, and it's making me feel so cool.

I swang a thang, from lane to lane
I'm showing off my car with custom rims and driving recklessly through different lanes of traffic.

Yeah, its getting hot and you starting to feel the flame
I'm becoming so cool that it feels like being near an intense heat source.

F-U-C-K C-O-P's
I don't like the police and I'm cursing them out.

I say I know when they say freeze
I know what to do when the police tell me to stop and put my hands up.

No pussies, no rats, no Tom and Jerry show
I am not speaking to cowards, informants, or anybody who's playing games.