Anthem
C-O-W Lyrics

Cough
The artist clears his throat to start the song

Uh Dr. Dre
The artist references Dr. Dre, a famous rapper and producer

(Sup doc)
The artist greets Dr. Dre in a slang way

Beats by Dre
The artist references the headphones made by Dr. Dre's company

(Beats!)
The artist exclaims in reference to the headphones

Brrr
The artist makes a sound effect

Aye, aye
The artist makes another sound effect

Uh, uh, procrastination
The artist mentions procrastination, putting off something until later

Gonna say something in a bit
The artist plans to say something soon

But I don't know when yet
The artist isn't sure when he'll say it

Uh intro
The artist signals the beginning of the song

Uh, okay feelin' it
The artist is getting into the song and feeling it

Fog so far
The artist describes the setting, with fog in the distance

I can't see shit
The artist can't see anything because of the fog

I can't even see the tip of my dick
The artist makes a crude joke that he can't see his own body part

My doctor says it's some kind of disease
The artist mentions a health issue he has

I say doc... pfft bitch please
The artist dismisses the diagnosis in a disrespectful way

(Bitch)
The artist adds a vulgar insult

I go to Wendy's for a 4 for 4
The artist talks about his fast food choice

They say "man you got money
The artist is mistaken for being wealthy

Nah I'm poor
The artist corrects the assumption

(No more!)
The artist adds a joke, saying he's not poor anymore

So I ate my dog
The artist makes an absurd statement

Just kidding
The artist clarifies that it was a joke

I don't have a dog anymore
The artist confirms that he doesn't own a dog

Got a dog I can borrow
The artist asks if someone can lend him a dog

For an hour or two?
The artist specifies a time frame for the loan

Room with a view
The artist mentions a phrase that refers to a scenic room

Me and my dog, that's what the view is
The artist jokes that the view is just him and the borrowed dog

(You're green with it)
The artist adds an extra phrase that doesn't really make sense

And he says "aawooooo
The artist mimics the sound of a dog

Cuz that's what a dog says
The artist explains why he made the sound

(Dog)
The artist emphasizes that he's talking about a dog

Chicken little what's his deal?
The artist switches to a new topic, mentioning a children's book character

Coming with food like a happy meal
The artist references a popular fast food option for kids

I eat chicken nuggets for breakfast lunch and dinner
The artist confesses to a dietary habit

God hates me like I'm some kinda sinner
The artist makes a self-deprecating joke about his food preferences

Going to hell, that's where I belong
The artist continues the joke, claiming that he'll suffer eternal punishment for liking chicken nuggets

(Six)
The artist adds a number for no apparent reason

I'm not so sure as much as I am long
The artist makes a pun on the word "long"

(Wrong)
The artist adds a word that rhymes with "long"

Five feet long if we're being exact
The artist reveals that he has a large penis

It's bad
The artist acknowledges that this is not necessarily a good thing

(Inconvenient)
The artist adds a word that describes the difficulties of having a large penis

When I go pee I don't even bother
The artist reveals another inconvenience of his anatomy

I just look to the left and I see my father
The artist makes another crude joke

(Weird)
The artist acknowledges that this is a weird thing to say

What is he doing standing next to me
The artist humorously questions why his father is nearby

Man dad can't you move? a son has to pee
The artist asks his dad to give him some privacy

A B C and 1 2 3 ( D E F G)
The artist sings the ABCs and 123s, followed by the next set of letters

I'm not Michael Jackson with an H-I or V
The artist references Michael Jackson and jokes that he isn't as good with spelling as the famous singer

What's that mean? I don't even know words
The artist confesses to not knowing what he just said

Hey Dad what's with the birds and the bees
The artist asks his dad about a common euphemism for sex education

I can't see cuz I got 5 feet in front of me
The artist references his earlier joke about his penis and jokes that it's blocking his view

But I need to cuz it's dragging it's really painful
The artist jokes that his penis hurts because it's too large

Long dick, yuh
The artist repeats a phrase from earlier in the song

Long dick, long dick
The artist repeats the phrase again

Ayo it's that long dick gang
The artist adds another phrase and calls out a "gang"

Aaaay
The artist makes another sound effect

Unzip my fly like I'm some kinda guy
The artist describes an action he takes

That can use a urinal, toilet or potty stall
The artist adds some extra examples

When I go to the mall they say, "please go home
The artist continues the joke, saying that people don't want him around because of his large penis

You've got a bone in your pants like it's home alone
The artist references a famous scene from the movie Home Alone, where a character uses a mannequin for a prank

I don't what that means
The artist admits to not understanding the reference he just made

I'm not talkin' bout Macaulay Culkin's peen
The artist clarifies that he wasn't actually talking about Macaulay Culkin's anatomy

He was ten when that movie was made
The artist adds a fact about Home Alone

Plus I'm not into guys, I swear that I'm not gay
The artist clarifies his sexual orientation

But there's nothing wrong with that like the cat in the hat
The artist adds a statement supporting the LGBTQ+ community

I think he might be into dudes but hey, that's that
The artist jokes about the sexual orientation of a fictional character

(Long dick, yuh)
The artist repeats his earlier phrase again

Dr. Seuss was on some other shit
The artist references Dr. Seuss, an author of children's books

When he drew, "1 plus 2 red fish blue fish
The artist references a Dr. Seuss book title

I don't drive a Honda Civic anymore
The artist mentions his car choice

My dong touched both doors
The artist makes another crude joke about his anatomy

It was really kinda bad
The artist acknowledges that this is not a good thing

(Long Dick, Yuh)
The artist repeats his earlier phrase again, ending the song