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Eu não vou puxar o saco
Catzo Music All Stars Lyrics

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@flandomaltrizian4603

5y↑5.2K

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:30 Jumping the shark
7:15 Intro cinematic
8:50 Episode Starts
11:40 Recap Ends
21:20 Explaining the dodecahedron
22:45 Jester does math
26:30 Sky-sybil is hard to understand
39:55 Travis is also good at math
45:40 It’s not polite to ask Beau
50:25 A debrief
52:25 Towards the piss
54:45 Caleb is hopeful
58:20 Keeping Nott transformed
1:00:10 Total rebrand
1:00:40 It takes 1200 years to catch up on Doctor Who
1:01:45 The pen is cool
1:02:05 Fjord slaps
1:02:55 Message
1:05:25 Ease him in
1:21:10 Nott prepared
1:23:25 Veth Brenatto
1:24:00 Jester’s big entrance
1:25:45 Yeza is doing poorly
1:27:05 Yeza and Veth
1:29:30 Get a friend who supports you like Jester
1:34:00 I am crying while laughing
1:40:05 Networking is hell, Yeza, I get it
1:45:40 Wait…that shark was Sam????
1:46:30 Limp wrist Fjord
1:48:20 So many kobolds
1:49:35 Travis and Sam do some arc measuring
1:51:20 Break Starts
2:04:35 Art Montage
2:17:45 Break Ends
2:18:15 Over 9 Mil currently
2:22:15 Stretch goal flask
2:23:25 Drow playing ultimate frisbee on the quad
2:27:20 It’s called Gobcore
2:32:55 Drow Waters
2:36:40 Kobold glide
2:39:05 Perks of being a hero
2:47:25 Matt’s fruit preferences (he speaks truth)
2:50:45 Jester’s best trick
2:55:55 Hotel inspection
2:59:20 Nott’s career advice
3:02:20 Commemorative tattoos
3:06:05 Long-term planning
3:13:00 The chair secrets revealed
3:17:00 Caduceus’s quest
3:18:25 A little bit of Caduceus humor
3:22:35 Object work
3:25:15 Yeza and Veth’s first night
3:26:35 Beau and Fjord
3:28:45 Caleb and Fjord
3:30:05 Jester and Beau
3:31:05 Jester understands relationships
3:32:05 Yasha and Caduceus
3:35:50 Level up
3:39:25 Caleb and Beau
3:43:30 Holla
3:45:00 Episode Ends
Twitch live viewership of this episode peaked around 66,000 people. The in-game start date for the episode was the 19th of Horisal 836. Sam’s flask says “Please Stop Breaking My Storyline” on a picture of Matt
Hey, anyone who didn’t see the Honest Trailer for Into the Spiderverse, Matt’s in it, along with a bunch of CR references written by the Critter Verified Joe Starr. I thought it was cool. Definitely worth a watch.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

@jakobdiehn6596

1y↑5

although i wanna step back and recap:
they do a deed in a town. they get a favor granted by the town leader.
the town leader brings them to the queen to ask for their favor.
they ask for yeza to be freed.
BUT some dude remembers them fighting as allies with empire people.
the queen immediatly hates them and wants to imprison them.
BUT shes generous enough to give them one last chance.
so they give her one of the most important things in her religion and dynasty.
like: oh you hate us? well how about we give you this thingy we have?
that was not the plan.
they didnt go to the queen to return that beacon, they wanted to keep it and only gave it up as a last way to save their butts.
as the queen, thats a large bit sus, isnt it? could she simply trust some random fuckers that were holding back this VERY important thing?
is that weird or am i just weird?

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@flandomaltrizian4603

5y↑5.2K

@mal1c510

5y↑49

FLANDO!!

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708

5y↑35

Flando Maltrizian The Goat had arrived

@geoffdewitt6845

5y↑23

Thanks, Flando!

@doobdoob367

5y↑129

I feel like even the staff at CR wait for him so that they can pin

@imogengotte1756

5y↑12

Flando Maltrizian how do you get these out so fast?!!????

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@eldorzi1932

5y↑5.4K

Critical Role: We are going to ask you for $750,000 for an animated series.
Critters: That's comparably, respectfully, a paltry sum.

@robertbogan225

5y↑244

They where asking for enough to make one episode just one.

@MavHawk

5y↑372

I read that in pumats voice and I'm proud of it

@Gordyan_Knot

5y↑118

Absolute best response I've seen to the success of the kickstarter.

@cryogenicwaif4688

5y↑175

A classic case of "shutup, and take my money!"

@arrakeenmerchant

5y↑29

This is the best comment

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@armleg

3y↑3.1K

"I don't have a word limit now, buddy!" -- The most threatening thing Jester has ever said.

@jacobgilbert3483

2y↑29

So true

@izzla8934

2y↑157

Of all the possible torture yeza had gone through jester walking through the door announcing that may have been the most terrifying 😂

@katiehughes6432

1y↑7

Agreed

@Lunamana

1y↑33

It's like she took the conversation from twitter to discord or something, was really scary

@danielarosindo

1y↑12

I'm going to be honest, Jester terrifies me

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@OnitaFreeze

3y↑1.2K

Can we appreciate liam trying not to cry when veth reunites with yeza?! ALSO I LOVE YEZA SO MUCH MAN NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

@kellyriddell5014

2y↑38

Liam crying made me cry.

@jalenc1997

2y↑6

Oh my God I LOVE Yezza. I LOVE HIM!

@via13venus

1y↑16

Also was playing with his wedding rings at that time 🥲

@kida4313

1y↑4

Phenomenal acting skills

@antiphon000

20w↑1

yeza is a doormat and I hate him

@Bobo-ny3er

3y↑957

I keep thinking about the fact that jester can just, if she wanted to, bug the shit out of the Bright Queen everyday by casting sending to her and that is so funny to me

@kitten-inside

2y↑92

Every day until the queen's assassins remove Jester from the equation.

@tovekauppi1616

2y↑66

We had a party member who kept sending dream diaries to people we’d met until she tried invading the dreams of someone who was way more powerful than she had realised and got sucked into some pretty bad nightmares. The rest of the party would definitely have told her not to give information about us to others but our characters didn’t know it was happening since it was all dreams🙃😅

@antiphon000

20w↑1

the Bright Queen would get a Ring of Mind Shielding. The secondary effect of it might put her off of it though

@Matty13808

2y↑707

This is possibly not true but I like to believe that anytime Marisha is the one to get the whispers, Matt ends them with “also I love you, ok gotta go bye”

@oakenshadow6763

I really hope so. I would do that.

@bjkwolf9578

1y↑56

Most wholesome thing I've read in 2023 so far 🥺🥲

@Voc_spooksauce

1y↑28

He probally does say "love you" at least, they are very cute togheter

@demonchildDLC

1y↑21

I was having a bad day until I read this comment and the wholesomeness of it made my heart lighter, so thank you for that

@gabrielladavidson2938

41w↑10

As a DM in a relationship with one of my players I have absolutely done this. We play at home so I've also stolen a quick cheek smooch but I can almost guarantee he's done that 😂

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@ceridwenaeradwr8105

3y↑1.5K

Beau: "I have professional training in subterfuge and infiltration"

Also Beau: "WE'RE FROM THE EMPIRE!!!"

@nealeellis4455

3y↑115

Legit 😭 no wonder dairon was disapointed

@iRestoreCA

3y↑169

“Im actually pretty good at it” yea okay Beau

@discolullaby5777

3y↑101

This many episodes in and I’m wondering if Beau gets better as a character. I still can’t stand her.

@Inspieos

3y↑61

@Disco Lullaby sadly agree. I want to like her but she doesn’t nothing involving her background. She mentions how she’s good at investigation as part of being Cobalt soul but then lets the others do all the thinking of what to do. It’s a bit frustrating

@worldwarmiii

3y↑36

Yeah...at this point, Beau only takes away from the narrative.

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@CherriPicking

5y↑2.6K

yeza and veth: cute heartwarming shit
fjord and caleb: serious conversation about bravery
jester to beau: "HEY BUT IS RELATIONSHIPS LIKE PORN THOUGH"
yasha and cadeuceus: serios convo about destiny

@danku1122

5y↑142

Beau and Caleb: Friendship/Fellowship

@kylestanley7843

5y↑228

This is why I love the M9. I almost feel bad for Jester practically growing up with this group and being so tainted, I love it. "BUTHEYWEDONTHAVETOTALKABOUTITRIGHTNOWBECAUSEITOTALLYALREADYKNOWEVERYTHINGABOUTRELATIONSHIPSGOODNIGHT" XD

@danku1122

5y↑61

@Kyle Stanley That makes it good for them since they can always look to Jester for comfort since she's like the only one that can cheer them on when they need a friend

@shoylerk9973

5y↑115

Nott and Fjord: bitch slaps and bitch calling

@RealityRogue

5y↑23

Every serious story is only as good as their weakest comic relief.

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@gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223

3y↑1.3K

“Time is one of my specialities” the way Caleb/Liam freezes and squints like alarm bells are going off in his head is just * chef’s kiss *

@bladethorn

2y↑69

Marisa saw him freeze in her periph and chuckled - icing!

@saralovelace7219

2y↑77

Alarm bells and possibly also instant attraction.

@artemiswolf4508

1y↑66

Alarm bells? Wedding bells?
Tomato tomahto

@rebecabarros2784

3y↑1.9K

1:16:57 Essek: Time is one of my specialities
Caleb's mind: I'm gonna romance this wizard so bad

@rebecabarros2784

2y↑262

@No name HAHAHAHA oh dear do I have some news for you

@Vessekx

2y↑69

@rebeca barros, no name seems to be really eager to be wrong about a whole lot of things here.

@cas2762

2y↑198

@No name you’re right! He’s very much bisexual actually. And he romanced this wizard so bad

@cas2762

2y↑110

@No name why, for being right? It’s literally confirmed. It’s canon.

@emmettmcnally8203

2y↑32

I'm only at this bit, is he not at least bi with some girl named Astrid? Interested to see this! 🍿

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@irishawthorne7784

3y↑768

Anybody else appreciate how completely prepared Matt was for Jester to cast Thamaturgy in that tavern? Like there was NO hesitation.🤣

@caseybaker7935

2y↑53

To be fair, she has done that in pretty much every single tavern the party has been to

@Bisonrulz16

2y↑21

Its also just the exact same effect as every other time she's done it, it doesn't really take much thinking

@Kadel___

1y↑12

Literally at the start of every new arc she does it. Lol

@Kubimaruicedragon

20w

I laughed SO HARD when this scene happened. Don’t know why I didn’t expect it after Yeza asked that question. 😂

@clairetellkamp6253

1y↑501

I do love that the cast basically bullied Matt into making Essek levitate. He's pretty clear from the beginning that you can SEE his footsteps. That he is walking. But the cast INSISTED SO HARD that he levitated that Matt just gave up and made it a character trait.

@AmyKatherine914

1y↑49

I like to think that Essek decided after the first time-ish to levitate to impress them, to try to get into their good graces like any other den, only to realize they're a bunch of gentle friend-bullies who ham it up

@slvaltva1392

30w↑3

"Get shortened, nerd"

@renaissancenerd3801

23w↑5

And the fact that he later says he mostly does it because it's expected of him... didn't realize how meta that statement was

@kratkartan1486

2y↑269

I love how Yeza is accepting of his wife's current form. It doesn't matter to him that she's a goblin. All that matters is that she's alive, and with him. And I LOVE it!

@seraphinaedan1033

5y↑2.1K

Every time CAD calls one of his friends ‘Mr’ or ‘Miss’ I gain 2 years back on my life

@vospilled

4y↑28

god, i feel that hard

@Christian-vq3lr

4y↑13

Back?

@shepgustafson8131

4y↑21

W-wait. How did you lose them?

@4rtiphi5hal19

4y↑76

Lost them everytime sam makes a beauregard pun

@victorian298

4y↑20

4rtiphi5hal anytime Sam does Tasha’s Hideous Laughter for me...XD

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@samuelparis7218

3y↑270

"i don't have a word limit now buddy" is such a good representation of jester oml I cant believe they are ALIVE and in the HEART of the dynasty.

@ratchet1freak

3y↑641

I love how Caleb's actions last game was big enough that everyone completely forgot about their moorbounders (and Nugget)

@adampricefamily

2y↑30

That was my first thought when they were talking about going to the prison - are they just going to leave their moorbounders in the antechamber??

@DapperDanLovesYou

2y↑98

@Adam Price My guess is: Matt, being a merciful DM when cool story stuff happens, will say "The Queen took care of housing their beasts as a small, easy enough favor."
As far as Nugget? That dog should be dead. Like... not just dead, but also back in the city of beasts...

@tjet34

2y↑24

@DapperDanLovesYou yeah, I assume given that they're war beasts used by the Xhorhasian military, they're appropriately feared and respected by her and her guards. Much like war horses were. They're expensive to breed, raise, train, and feed.

@sonyarae5662

3y↑252

we love to see essek escorting them to the inn, blissfully unaware of the chaotic influence he's invited into his life

@cait812

3y↑390

The top table just crying and fiddling with their wedding rings during the Yezza and Nott exchange was beautiful

@TheNiamhish

2y↑249

Essek is one of the npcs I've heard most about. Glad to finally get to his introduction after 2 weeks of binge watching.

@yiklongtay6029

1y↑21

56 episodes in 2 weeks is an average of 4 episodes a day. You ok?

@TheNiamhish

1y↑14

@Yik Long Tay😂 I watch YouTube on 2x speed so that saves time. I also just had the episodes on in the background while I went about my day.

@danieldejun2137

26w

@@yiklongtay6029that's what I have done and no. I'm not ok lol

@mossripalextechno6450

25w↑4

@TheNiamhish I couldn't do that. Every time I speed things up all I can hear is Ben shapiro.

@XZaiter

23w↑3

@@mossripalextechno6450this is the most hilarious and unexpected sentence i see in a week

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@Nohawkkid008

5y↑1.5K

"When I see my friends on the verge of death, I'm not going to stand by and do nothing."

Twice now Caleb has done two huge, plot changing actions to save his friends. The Wall of Fire on the boat and handing the beacon over. He cares so much for his friendsssss. T_T

@holyheals

5y↑96

KnightDragul while I do agree with you I also think it fits their characters. Like not gonna lie for the most part the mighty nein are kinda dumb lol (not being mean or anything). The one person who is actually really smart is super shady. Basically it’s like the saying to many chiefs not enough Indians. Where as the rest of the mighty nein kinda think they are the chiefs but have no idea wtf they are doing and Caleb is the best candidate for chief but is super shady.

@TaggedByTim

4y↑52

@holyheals I know I'm three months late but you would think beau would at least be able to think ahead a little bit. She was a trained by a monk core and was there long enough to be able to flex their name when she needs to. That and she was specifically chosen to dismantle corrupt governments by a higher up monk. I reeeeeeeeeeealy feel like as standoffish as she is supposed to be, she could put together why Caleb did what he did.

@HasegawaRayven

4y↑69

"T-that's the problem with having friends...you have to care about them..." -Caleb Widogast

@Graycata

4y↑29

@Scared Heretic you'd think so. But her character is so bdash and thickheaded, that i think she might have dozed off during that training or something.
For being a monk oh, I think she has me worst diplomatic skills that have the whole bunch

@versok2999

4y↑39

@Melissa I mean, that's basically her, yes. Lets not forget that she didn't really pay much attention to her training and was hoping to be expelled before Dairon took her under her wing.

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@ashleylaricci2023

2y↑93

Whenever I see Liam putting his hand on Marisha’s shoulder now I just think back to when Liam said during Talks that “Caleb is borrowing Beau’s spine” to get courage.

@michaelvatore6007

1y↑242

Yeza: Do you have any food and water?
Jester: uuuuuhh, I think I have like an old moldy doughnut.
Jester, you know a spell that's literally called create food and water.

@pinguin4898

1y↑16

that's pretty much Jester's character

@MirrorscapeDC

1y↑34

in all fairness, she probably doesn't have it prepared. far too many other shiny spells on the cleric spell list.

@bluephoenix9960

38w↑5

Also Laura loves saving her spell slots for "cool shit", which doesn't include caring for others wellbeing and health lmao. But, I think @MirrorscapeDC is also right.

@Frir10

3y↑289

Caleb: "Oh great queen, what would it take to end the war?"
The Queen: "I'm not going to stop the war. There is history here that you do not understand."
Caleb: "But seriously though, what would it take to stop the war? Innocents are suffering"
Beau: Something about stopping the attacks on the empire, but in an abrasive way.
The Queen: "I'm not going to stop the war."
Caleb: "Can you please stop the war?"
Queen: "I'm just going to talk about something else now!"

@dorianr4770

1y↑73

Laura Bailey recorded vocals, singing, for "Your Turn to Roll," while nursing a baby; what a badass!

@Zalied

3y↑864

"does he hate goblins as much as you did" i was really hoping sam responded with yea they killed his wife

@MrAzrielx13

3y↑71

That is both oof and fire all wrapped up in a single turn of phrase. Well done!

@cringelorddivine9337

5y↑1.4K

I can't even begin to describe how much I like Liam's roleplay and how he built Caleb as a character.

@lemnlyme

4y↑19

Cringelord Divine F A C T S

@roz9738

4y↑43

Makes me wish I played with players that even tried like that

@zlatkotasevski9609

4y↑12

It's just Vax with spells wtf

@t.h.mcelroy6597

4y↑16

I couldn't agree more. I love him and his characters. A true inspiration 💛

@annie-4984

4y↑14

I'm so proud of both Liam and Caleb :')

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@EmilyTotallynotbees

3y↑192

Caleb & Beau be like what if angsty slowburn but with friendship

@estibon3872

1y↑131

I would like to take this time to thank the critters who contributed to the kickstarter/pledge. I found critical role through the Legend of Vox and it has made my life so much better! So, thank you, thank you, thank you! I only wish i could have been part of it...

@beanis6962

2y↑151

3:07:05 I love the detail that Beau's sense of direction in life after everything that's happened up until this point was something Molly told her. Instead of remembering Dairon's advice to be patient, keep quiet, and stay alive, she remembered Molly's perspective on life to leave every town better than she found it.

@SavedByFaith9981

28w

Except that burn victim

@lakerose

3y↑176

Jester: "I like this guy"
Nott: "I don't know about this guy"

And their opinion remains unchanged 75 episodes later

@megs9865

3y↑213

As an urban planner, Matt's city building continually blows me away. Every city is unique in the way they're laid out, and it's a window into the world building and history of each place. There are few pieces of media I can think of that really go THIS deep and it makes my little nerd heart happy

@lezzleee

3y↑17

Yes! There's so much depth not only to his locations, but also the relationships between governments, other power structures, and religion.

@TimStamper89

1y↑4

So you're the reason my town has a temple to the platinum dragon on the main street

@FiliMoose333

51w↑4

Two years later, I have finally found my people in the comments of a dnd show talking about planning

@tangerineasparagus7985

4y↑2.9K

Jester:"1200 lifetimes would be short lives"
Me (in my head): 11 DAYS

@lonniepoole-godfrey8407

4y↑43

Brandon Pinkman yeeeeeees

@ASquared544

4y↑224

By god, Spurt was consecuted. HE HAD A BEACON!

@forrestkey9132

4y↑35

@ASquared is that a blessing or a curse in spurts case?

@viggo8213

4y↑63

@ASquared spurt has lived the most lives, but they were all at most eleven days.

@aliasfakename7569

4y↑19

@ASquared It was hidden inside the skunk cage

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@g.the.wise.1

44w↑57

So glad Beau brought back "Leave every place better than you found it." That phrase was the only thing running through my head while they were all trying to talk the Bright Queen down from the war, and Taliesen's little nod as soon as she said it just made me very happy

@sepho3070

40w↑1

nice sentiment, but in context of these 'weirdos' its hardly ever the priority wherever they go.

@nikkikindinger2718

32w↑1

When I was a kid, I was taught that was a girl scout motto.

@ganjasayjuh

23w↑1

But she’s super hypocritical. Always has a cocky and arrogant air about her in every place she goes. And hurts a burn victim for fun lmao

@ryanstang6556

3y↑292

Beau’s lack of communication skills are the most annoying but consistent character flaw in the this whole campaign. Good job for Marisha being able to drive me insane on a consistent basis!

@Tater_and_tot

3y↑73

Right?!? I love to hate Beau and hate that some chuckle buckets conflate a fictional character with Marisha. She's a dope actor.

@Matty13808

2y↑38

The intensity of frustration and aggravation and partial dislike I feel towards Beau just speaks volumes to how good Marisha (who I truly love) is with her acting and consistent RP

@Sam-fq8dm

2y↑13

well considering that that exact flaw was also the most consistently annoying thing about keyleth, I'm starting to think it's not the characters and it's just marisha not knowing how to improv a simple conversation. Not really that hard to act insufferable if you actually are.

@marspooky

2y↑18

@Sam wow you're so incredibly mature, please tell us more about how Marisha, who's literally a voice actor and definitely knows more about improv and all that stuff than you could possibly ever, and is one of the most very well spoken people I've ever heard, just doesn't know how to improv a conversation. Please, illuminate us.
Gods sometimes this fandom is just insufferable.

@Sam-fq8dm

2y↑13

@Martina What exactly does being a voice actor have to do with her lack of improv ability? In both campaigns so far her character always does the same thing in every conversation; carrying herself as if she has some sort of respected authority or moral highground wherever she goes, rambling in circles just rephrasing the same sentence to get matt to give her the result she wants, and most interactions she has with another pc just feel extremely forced and rarely actually go anywhere.

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@elgurkus6885

3y↑187

M9: pulling out a giant demonic heart
M9 to an chemist: "can you science this?"

@christopherbacon1077

3y↑496

"Chemistry's good baby but killin's better"
When you realize that the woman you love has the heart of a hired killer

3:00:18 And then you realize that you're cool with it.

@afinchinthedark

3y↑41

* Yeza is aroused *

@bonniefazman9065

1y↑4

@Alex Finch
Yes, yes he is. Always has been.

@Morhek

3y↑612

Essik: "I look forward to it."

Essik 40 episodes from now: "I've made a terrible mistake."

@kemalatayev

2y↑11

I would consider this a heavy spoiler

@caseybaker7935

2y↑14

@Kemal given the statement he's responding to, not really. Jester saying that may as well be considered a threat rather than a helpful offer

@oakenshadow6763

1y↑1

Hehehe...

@acolemaniac123

5y↑3K

This feels so reminiscent of when they became pirates...like it was just "I guess we're pirates now" and now it's "I guess we're with the Kryn now".

@tomaszskowronski1406

4y↑88

Mighty Nein in another 69 episodes- I guess we're Al-Kaida now.
Not gonna be suprised if they somehow manage to fumble into terrorism.

@tomaszskowronski1406

4y↑26

@Juicy Limes well...
At least it wasn't 2 Zauberspires

@johnjaeger3746

4y↑9

@Tomasz Skowroński and Zauberspire 7

@andrewvela4920

3y↑4

That’s just life.

@ctbarrel8974

3y↑4

@Tomasz Skowroński with a plot on the pentaspire

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@ianvinet5569

3y↑235

“I don’t have a word limit now Buddy!” Jester made me stop and rewind.

@gregorybredestege2594

3y↑166

Laura's "I will cut you." With Sam's follow up was fantastic.

@tatianarogozinski5044

1y↑67

I think I fell in love with Caleb when he said "Let's stop a war."

@cribalik

3y↑138

I'm so happy Caleb did what he did, took things in a way more interesting direction we wouldn't have seen otherwise!

@jakobdiehn6596

1y↑5

@Bedna101

33w↑2

@@jakobdiehn6596That's what kind of pissed me off. Something along the way of "So you've had this thing with you the whole time .. THE WHOLE time, and yet, you present it just before you are about to get arrested? Ok, give it here and down to dark dungeon you go anyway, ya-bye"; would be more real reaction

@danieldejun2137

26w↑2

@jakobdiehn6596 just a way for the DM to progress the story without a whole prison escape or a near tpk. There will always be plot holes in campaigns even ones done by Matt mercer himself.

@StephenChase-db6rl

22w

@@Bedna101 The thing is there was a list of things that they were there to ask of the queen, it's entirely possible that they were saving the best for last in the queens mind- and so when they were about to be arrested they HAD to present the artifact earlier than they meant to. Royals are all about decorum and drama- I bet she ate it up.

@Agent719

3y↑261

I'd just like a a few minutes of Matt as Yezza reacting to the full list of everything Veth has fought with the M9:
zombies, Fiends, Knolls, Manticores, Giant Spiders, Kryn Assassins', Trolls, giants, goblins, goop monsters, gelatinous cubes, gargoyles, merpeople, slavers, Oni, giant bugs, pirates, snake people, hydras, ropers, demons, and that's still not a full list I'm sure.

@wolfwind7654

2y↑17

Blue dragon

@UrbanArmada

1y↑17

Living carpet

@laughingpanda4395

1y↑11

Fire giants

@quinn2435

1y↑1

I know! I was disappointed when they changed the subject!

@jakobdiehn6596

@WolfWind although that was somewhat voluntary

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@fierysoul17

4y↑2.5K

Essek: Time is one of my specialties
Everyone: *looks at Caleb
I love how everyone reacts to that line

@ruthchugayov6357

4y↑41

I want to like this but you have 69 likes and I'm not gonna be the one to ruin it

@trash5099

4y↑13

Do you have the timestamp?

@drazeelwoulfe6962

4y↑23

I thought only Marisha and Sam knew about Liam's goal, like their characters. Do all of them know now?

@quackthulu9575

4y↑49

@Drazeel Woulfe In game only Nott and Beauregard would know but everyone else knows out of character

@HabarudoD

4y↑66

@Yesn't Nosn't Iirc they shouldn't know about anything about time-shit. When they went to the library, Caleb asked about bending reality etc. I know he has also looked up time-travel etc, but I am positive Beau doesnt know that, so I think the Liam was right when he said in this episode that he never said any of that to Beau.

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@cocomouse332

2y↑271

Binging this for the first time and I've finally met this essek character. Honestly, I think it's hilarious how much the fandom loves him but he seems to be introduced as just Some Guy ™ for now. I cannot wait to know him better

7 months later edit: so uh. I'm obsessed with him. He's so pathetic and I love him. Floaty hot boi you're my favorite war criminal <3 you either die a Some Guy or live long enough to be gay with a main PC <3

@darcybhaiwala7057

1y↑8

I'm with yah! I'm STOKED to see how it grows

@Amethystar

1y↑6

I thought the same way for a while during my first watch. Now I get to be on the "It's Essek!!!" train!

@forresttherunner4092

1y↑7

Oooo! I’m envious of you friend, looking back now I see Essek and go, “it’s my boy!” Goes from bring an aloof NPC to a treasured friend, and that’s because of two things the cast fixated on him for that meant they gave him a little extra TLC, 1) he’s Hot. 2) he Floats! But also secret option 3) is Time is his speciality 😉

@missmoonlight7366

1y↑4

I'm watching the second campaign for the first time, but a lot of awesome fanart spoiled me about Essek, and I hoped the party would meet him for the last five episodes or so... I'm really looking forward to getting to know him better

@thelocaldork

1y↑2

skfjsf same i know from all the fanfics that hes more than Some Guy but for now its so fun to see this develop

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@lozmaster6441

3y↑91

Veth and her husband: having a moment
Jester: "I will cut you"

@Neds_Severed_Head

3y↑96

Caleb: Sometimes you have to get a little bit crazy.
Fjord: What, right now?

@StevenJQuinlan

3y↑78

Marisha just has the softest look when Yeza accepts Nott unconditionally

@keeganeich5755

3y↑234

Just a speculation from someone who's watching for the first time, Caleb is probably so easy going about this whole "heroes of the Dynasty" thing because of the way he probably felt when he was told that he'd be hero of the Empire during his original training. This is the feeling that was promised to him, but on the other side.

@jacksonwagner5963

2y↑4

How do you feel about this statement after getting to where you are now in c2?

@nafereuskortex9055

5y↑2.5K

I need fan art of Jester kicking a door down and shouting "I got no word limit now buddy"

@DiehardMechWarrior

5y↑76

I gotchu fam

From @Pandanimaniac—https://twitter.com/pandanimaniac/status/1114662453520900096?s=21

@joewhite6844

5y↑9

I wanna see that to.

@quentinw8474

5y↑6

Yes please!

@0MaxK0

5y↑36

That's... Actually kind of terrifying 😂

@tylerdurham6091

5y↑31

That sentence sends a chill down my spine.

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@caramelcoffees

3y↑44

it's really amusing to me that both times that marisha/beau has been reminded dairon's directives she remembers "stay alive" "listen" but never "be patient"

@SynchronizorVideos

23w↑2

Two out of three ain’t bad.

@mongothedestroyer88

2y↑24

I love how the Mighty Nein are doing everything in their power to not be heroes and save the world and they become saviors of the Kryn because literally every other option failed.

@juliaj1069

3y↑326

Caleb: Oh btw everyone i murdered my parents
Everyone: okay cool *continue to completely ignore it*

@Companion92

3y↑64

Well he din't specify who he murdered. Just that they were very close to him. But I also wish, they would have talked about that more here

@ChelseaRFord

1y↑42

1:05:14 That SMUTTY look on Matt's face while Marisha is talking about "introducing through touch first", and "playing with one sensory overload at a time" 👀👁👄👁

@Coinriocht

3y↑265

Me screeming at the screen: "Don´t forget Janic, Yarnball and Clarabelle!

@slywolfe

3y↑6

*Clarabelle

@Coinriocht

3y↑2

@Sly Wolfe oh you are right, I Always heard Cleverbelle ^^'

@DragonbIaze052

3y↑32

Don't forget a certain puppy passed out in a cave.

@robotmastercutman

5y↑3.3K

Episode 1 Caleb: We have to be as covert and out of sight as possible
Episode 57 Caleb: HEROES OF THE DYNASTY, WOO

@caleblangley1948

4y↑157

TEi HasPants that was such a cool moment when the situation went from them being seen as terrible to being their heroes.

@zachary_burrows

4y↑21

God bless this comment

@9474sammus

4y↑45

Character growth bay bee

@GregPivo87

3y↑80

"HEROES OF THE EMPIRE, WOO!"
(Caleb! We're in the Dynasty!)
"HEROES OF THE DYNASTY, WOO!"

@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi

3y↑21

Food is involved. Hobo wizard be hoboin'

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@ferrari250tr

2y↑79

The absolute irony of Beau calling out the party implying that she would've done a better job negotiating or coming up with a plan.

@padenbang7375

1y↑4

Woooooooooooooord 👍🏻

@kyleodland6249

Then, consecutively and publicly, at great volume, talk about their origins with the empire. Introduces her undercover peer to party members she personally STILL has trust issues with....
I would assume the Cobalt Soul only see her a goon since she's only good at browbeating and hammering.

@mossripalextechno6450

25w

I feel like she is projecting. She knows she should have done better, knows vaguely what that would entail, but isn't sure how to get there yet.

@alypatterson1078

2y↑54

"We'll get another box." Somewhere in the Empire, a halfling blacksmith just shivered

@EdadTace

3y↑76

Taliesin: "I've got mass healing word now!"
Laura: "I do too, but..."

@ericmcchancey87

1y↑136

To think I’m watching this episode the day they release the official trailer for season 2 of the legend of Vox Machina

@melsie6718

1y↑1

Same!

@karencollins1356

1y↑1

Me too 😂😂

@Anonymous_Individual

1y↑2

A bit later but yeah. Hopefully we all catch up soon!

@Eviltwinpixie

1y↑1

and now we get to watch this someday now as well!

@zoelawrence568

3y↑67

Liams face when Jester indicated that Nott sees him as a son (I assume Nott has never said anything like that to him directly / in his presence)

@zoemalone5769

2y↑8

judging by how quickly nott tried to cover it, i'm going with no

@froggdoggs8551

4y↑1.7K

Sam: they got a blood mage, blood cleric, blood hunter
Talesin: stares straight into the camera

@logann_draws4978

4y↑42

very office style,if I do say so myself

@SuperNiels91

4y↑9

Taliesin*

@magmameerkat2777

4y↑7

Time?

@andreadibble7826

4y↑19

1:59

@magmameerkat2777

4y↑8

Andrea Dibble oh that makes sense lol Thank You!!!!

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@Claireffa

1y↑40

Honestly crying at the reunion of Yeza and Veth.. For real. Heartbreaking but heartwarming at the same time.

@mirjamschreurs8813

2y↑26

Seeing Liam tear up made me tear up when Veth and Yeza reunited ❤️ Gosh that was beautiful

@whatinthek7931

2y↑12

I love that Fjord was assessing the guard situation and completely ready to fight to get Notts husband out if necessary.

@jordanschleth1760

3y↑62

You can feel the amount of pain Taliesin is going through during that entire first skit by Sam. Sorry I mean Paulie. The way he looked at the camera and just simply mouthed help cracked me up.

@iuricoutinho6496

3y↑40

To me, Molly is the heart and Ducey is the soul of this campaign so far. I love them all, but these two have always been what it's about to me

@junglekiity

5y↑2.2K

"He's the second smartest man in the world." For some reason, that single comment seems to just sum up the entire Nott/Yeza attraction and marriage to me, and also shows exactly how highly she thinks of her husband. We already see how much she dotes on Caleb and values his intelligence, so to place him as second to her hubby is just, so devoted and sweet.

@makaylakraus1897

4y↑172

Nott: I will travel across the continent into enemy lines to rescue my husband from a dangerous prison
Also Nott: Cow man hot

@MangaManiac

4y↑55

@Makayla Kraus I mean, her husband could've been dead by the time they reached him. It was a 50/50 chance by then as she said. *Kappa *

@makaylakraus1897

4y↑18

@MangaManiac Muuuch better. My husband and father of my child was just killed, let me try to seduce this giant ass Minotaur lmao

@sumgai848

4y↑45

@Makayla Kraus She's mentioned before that she fights goblin instincts. I'd like to think her yearnings for what goes in her pants is part of that. Her faith in Caleb, her son and her hubby are what keeps her...nnn..... sense of faith? sustained.

@raymondbiskner6885

She's just a leech with a co-dependancy. Of course she's gona revert back to the mark she's put more work into.

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@twohorsesinamancostume7606

32w↑3

I am so tired of Beau gaslighting the hell out of Caleb. She constantly questions him and his motives, then whenever Caleb questions her on it "Oh well it's just that you don't trust yourself." If anyone is wondering, that's what narcissist abuse looks like.

@Michael-wr1em

3y↑60

I can’t believe no one thought to question Essek after Yeza said “Please she can’t know” (referring to Derogna). Why would Yeza be afraid that Essek would tell Derogna anything?

@dan-tz9dl

3y↑86

1:17:15 essek: "...time is one of my specialities."
all of the M9: looks at caleb

@gabrielbjornursidae

3y↑38

Travis, the roleplay legend. Fucking love when he started crying from Nott's insults

@cornsoup797

3y↑58

2:52:10 was briefly awkwardly tense and I love it so much. Nott's bois accidentally talking over each other as they gush at our goblin mom and all the cast sideyeing Caleb lol

@Hawk21480

5y↑3K

Veth: What about the chair?
Yeza: You don't want to know about the chair...
Everyone breaks

@janelantestaverde2018

5y↑165

And only the chair remains unbroken...

@clairetellkamp6253

3y↑26

I mean, he was literally interrogated ruthlessly in that chair.

@channelnotavailable32

2y↑34

Pulls up his shirt to reveal a chair shaped rune that was branded over his heart inlayed with crushed jewels and precious metals.

"I've been sworn to secrecy my love, if I were to utter a single word of what I know everything from here to the horizons would be swallowed by the void"

@bonniefazman9065

2y↑7

All shall fear the might of the chair!!!!

@jameswebb4545

2y↑2

There is a reason that the highest position in a company is the CHAIRman of the Board…

@uNVme130

2y↑32

2:52:23 I feel like Liams thinking about how he's losing nott and he starts breathing very heavy. What an actor

@whocares98765

3y↑48

The character growth of caleb is so swift, so spontaneous... I love liam's roleplaying so much ❤️ best in that table ❤️

@octo_contra

3y↑69

Sam revealing his flask meme in what was surely an attempt to make Matt pause his monologue at 22:18 was absolutely choice

shitposting knows no bounds

@sniclops15

1y↑14

"Uh oh, someone ordered a Pizza!" Made me wheeze way too freaking hard

@theanyktos

3y↑61

I like how Caleb very elegantly avoids actually answering the Queen's question about how they got their hands on the beacon.
At 19:26 I was 100% sure she was gonna say 'you have not answered my question, how did you come to be in possession of our most holy artifact?' or sth to that effect.

@cptnyarrow9944

1y↑11

I mean the actual truth is pretty great in their favor, they let the krinn operative keep it, and when he lost it, they recovered it from the imperium

@courtneyo.6240

1y↑1

@CptnYarrow I thought they took it and everything else from him and let him go in the sewers? Then he got immediately captured and killed and they went the other way.

@cptnyarrow9944

1y↑9

@Courtney O. no they only took his boots iirc, but they let him have the beacon. They stole the beacon back from the towns guards in a daring heist involving a magical illusion of the beacon and beau scaring some kids.

@Moonsong227

4y↑1.2K

Molly's shaking his head at these idiots getting themselves into weird places, chilling with the wild mother and the traveler while they eat popcorn three planes to the left

@uhkingdom

3y↑169

You mean he’s cackling wildly and making bets on what they do next while the Traveler keeps taking the bets. Wildmother just makes popcorn and tells them to keep it down.

@laumotan8862

3y↑30

@uhkingdom I love this version

@k0pstl939

3y↑5

Kord is there too

@theanyktos

3y↑14

Didn't he worship the Moonweaver?

@k0pstl939

3y↑11

@Sabine Kock yeah molly did

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@ghoulishspears6328

2y↑13

1:52:50 "That mark, a mysterious sigil of emoticons made by the sage, Arsequeef" - Taliesin
Wise words to live by

@ceridwenaeradwr8105

3y↑22

3:31:15 When everyone collectively realises that Jester's view of relationships has been solely defined by smut books and her mother's work

@titusfox5770

1y↑15

2:38:15 Sam is so deep in his character's story, he totally lets "Fjord Fjiesta" go by un-punned.

@TheAceUpYourSleeves

3y↑39

I love that Yasha and Caduceus are the parental figures of the group now!

@andreykabakremix

3y↑27

17:18 - Essek's first appearance
46:30 - Essek's introduction

@ajaynascimento

Thanks 💕

@oscarpines7927

4y↑2.2K

Fjord being about as weak as Caleb physically is one of my favourite running gags.

@kongoaurius

3y↑14

I love gags

@nfk2311

3y↑48

@Nicolas Salazar especially ball gags, those are the best

@garyblackburn849

3y↑39

Marisha actually has either the lowest or tied for lowest strength in the group. In my 20 years of playing D&D I think that's the lowest strength I've ever seen with a melee character.

@HeroKiro

3y↑45

@Gary Blackburn It's called being a monk

@garyblackburn849

3y↑57

@HeroKiro I know how monks work, since she uses Dexterity as her modifier it means Beau uses precision instead of force for her damage. But she still has a 10 Strength, so on strength checks, and skill rolls that use strength such as Athletics, she is worse than Caleb. With all the posing she does to show off her biceps, her biceps are actually smaller than Caleb's.

This is not a criticism, this is me simply remarking on it. There is nothing wrong with her stats, but her strength is still the lowest I've ever seen for a melee character.

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@thomasokeeffe5050

3y↑34

Something about the normal sized tankard looking small in Travis' hand compared to the giant sized flask made even bigger by how small Small is compared to Travis is really funny

@srreidi2804

1y↑11

I like how Travis was very openly against giving the beacon back and now he is 100% HERO OF THE DINASTY IN YO FACE

@ninaberry7663

1y↑10

Watching in 2023 and weeping while Yeza takes Veth in his arms. ❤

@zRychh

3y↑23

I could get lost in Matt's descriptions for hours. His descriptions are absolutely fantastic

@jermainegrays

3y↑31

I face palm everytime Beau says "spy" and "empire"

@IaIaCthulhuFtagn

4y↑1.8K

"You look like you feel hopeful Caleb", I died of laughter there. Just the combination of that statement and Liam's downcast morose look at that moment.

@magicson_69

4y↑60

Liam is the best legit actor.

@mythodude

3y↑5

@Dia Soul what a useless time stamp

@dsoul1305

3y↑10

@Disastermoose Thanks for marking me for your useless opinion. Please don't do it again, learn to be polite.

@TheKOzality

3y↑17

@Dia Soul Just a heads up, I think the issue is that the timestamp points to the wrong thing for the quote that's mentioned here. It just seems people don't know how to kindly communicate in the comments.

@CallistoTheWarriorQueen

3y↑6

That was hilarious! 54:45

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@alemar1122

3y↑21

my god...Taliesin doing the twilightzone is perfection.

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

2y↑14

Matt and Sam had me in tears during the Veth and Yeza reunion.

It was so sweet. I was holding it back, but then Matt said "It's you right? That's all that matters" and I was done. Had to pause the video while I collected my composure.

It looks like Sam will be stealing the scene again in Campaign Two. In Vox Machina's story, many of the best moments involved Scanlan or Tary.

@trinity6302

3y↑84

Honestly over everyone blaming Caleb for being the only one with good decision-making on the spot. Like, what was the alternative, given the situation Nott and Jester put them in? Props to the actors, though, they play their characters to a T!

@TH-tf9ke

3y↑16

I do not fathom how Jester, Nott and Beau are the ones who keep getting put in situations where they are forced to speak to important figures.

@armleg

3y↑10

@T H
I think most of it ends up being circumstantial: Beau, Nott and Jester are the most likely to do brash things and speak bluntly. Sometimes it works, and they end up where they need to be. But then, once they're there, those same traits are what make them so bad at talking to important figures.

@zaza_ink

1y↑13

2:48:47 "What food would blow Caduceus' mind?" "An impossible burger." XD

@tiril6681

2y↑14

Nott and Yeza's reunion was everything I hoped for. Their moment in their room was wonderful ❤️ You can tell why insecure Veth felt so comfortable with him in the first place. Yeza is quickly becoming a favorite NPC, gotta love those good-hearted haflings ❤️

@HBStone

4y↑2.1K

Caleb: "When I see my friends on the verge of death, I'm not going to stand by and do nothing."
Deuce: "If I let them die before I heal them, they get max rolls."

@boz8761

4y↑141

HB Stone Deuce is every necromancers cockblock

@Phiro00

4y↑156

consider that theres a lore reason for that ability, and that cadeucus knows about it, as a grave domain cleric he is sorta the bridge between life and death, its not really out of character to use the abilites a character knows they have

@nitindasiah991

4y↑45

Let them get unconscious*

@bdletoast09

4y↑95

Yeah, I don't understand why so many people treat unconsciousness like it's death in this fandom. Okay, they're bleeding out, but they're still alive, just give them first aid and you can stabilize them.

@addaptinginthedark

4y↑24

A real, real tough thing to adjust to when playing a grave cleric, lemme tell you. lol

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@ChiSoxRox2005

2y↑9

The Bright Queen explaining lore, meeting Essyk Thelyss, Beau and Caleb at the end...

And above all the Brenatto reunion. This is one of the peak episodes of Critical Role.

@jaredchaffins2309

3y↑17

“Chemistry is good but killing is better.” Wow, just a savage quote from Sam.

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