Strokin' (Long
Clarence Carter Lyrics

I stroke it to the east
I pleasure myself in one direction

And I stroke it to the west
I pleasure myself in another direction

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I pleasure myself while thinking of my favorite woman

I be strokin'
I am pleasuring myself

Let me ask you somethin'...
Can I ask you a question?

What time of the day do you like to make love
What time of day do you prefer to have sex?

Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you had sex early in the morning?

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Have you had sex while watching TV late at night?

Well, let me ask you this
Can I ask you another question?

Have you ever made love on a couch
Have you had sex on a couch?

Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
Have you had sex in the back seat of a car?

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
I once had sex in the back seat of a car

And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said: 'I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin''
The police interrupted me, but I told them I was pleasuring myself

How long has it been since you made love, huh?
When was the last time you had sex?

Did you make love yesterday
Did you have sex yesterday?

Did you make love last week
Have you had sex in the last week?

Did you make love last year
Have you had sex in the last year?

Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
Maybe you are planning to have sex tonight?

But just remember, when you start making love
Remember that when you have sex,

You make it hard, long, soft, short
Do it at different speeds and intensities

And be strokin'
And enjoy the pleasure

Now when I start making love to my woman
When I have sex with my partner

I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
I continue until she is satisfied

And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
I know when she is satisfied

Cuz when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She calls out my name when she is satisfied

She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'
She calls out my name multiple times in pleasure

The other night I was strokin' my woman
One night I was pleasuring my partner

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
It felt so good to her that she said

Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
She told me to slow down while pleasuring her

If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my... WOO!
If it doesn't feel tight enough, you can put it inside me

I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I am pleasuring myself and laughing

I stroke it to the north
I pleasure myself in one direction

I stroke it to the south
I pleasure myself in another direction

I stroke it everywhere
I pleasure myself all over

I even stroke it with my... WOO!
I even pleasure myself with my genitals

I be strokin'
I am pleasuring myself