Junior
Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains Lyrics


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Yee Haw!
Look at him go
Look at that sonabitch go!

There is a boy named Junior
Playing Uncle Sam
Got a master plan
Like Vietnam
Don't give a good goddamn about Saddam
Gonna drink his oil right out the can
Look at him go

Throwing cash around like it's made of dirt
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
Gets that monkey on the back of his shirt
Once that 10-40 starts to spurt
Look at him go

Quite an interesting situation you all have there
I'm not sure if he's mad
Or slightly off center
It's amusing from my perspective
In sort of a frightening way
Look at him go

Now if you give him half a chance
He'll surely impress you with his dance
Maybe even reach on down in your pants




Give you some greasy ol' romance
Look at him go

Overall Meaning

The song "Junior" by Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains tells the story of a young boy named Junior who is playing at being Uncle Sam, with a master plan like Vietnam, not caring about Saddam, and ready to drink oil straight from the can. The lyrics describe him as throwing cash around like dirt, with a monkey on his back, and when he starts to spurt, he is unstoppable. The singer comments on the situation in an amused yet frightening way, not sure if Junior is mad or just a bit off-center. He warns that if you give him half a chance, Junior will impress you with his dance, and may even reach down into your pants for some greasy romance.


Line by Line Meaning

Yee Haw!
An exclamation of excitement


Look at him go
Observing Junior's actions


There is a boy named Junior
Introducing the character of Junior


Playing Uncle Sam
Emulating the actions of the US government


Got a master plan
Has a detailed plan of action


Like Vietnam
Similar to the military operation in Vietnam


Don't give a good goddamn about Saddam
Not concerned about the well-being of Saddam Hussein


Gonna drink his oil right out the can
Obtaining oil by any means necessary


Throwing cash around like it's made of dirt
Spending money frivolously


God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
Justifying the reckless spending


Gets that monkey on the back of his shirt
Addiction to drugs or alcohol


Once that 10-40 starts to spurt
Euphemism for ejaculation


Quite an interesting situation you all have there
Commenting on the situation


I'm not sure if he's mad
Questioning Junior's mental state


Or slightly off center
Possibly unstable


It's amusing from my perspective
Finding humor in the situation


In sort of a frightening way
Conflicted feelings about the situation


Now if you give him half a chance
Opportunity for Junior's behavior to show


He'll surely impress you with his dance
Performing an impressive act


Maybe even reach on down in your pants
Possibly making sexual advances


Give you some greasy ol' romance
Offering a sleazy kind of love


Look at him go
Observing Junior's actions




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