Gangster
D.I.Y. Dub Club Lyrics

Gangsters of the Caribbean
We are the tough guys of the Caribbean

We see you and we’ll start beating
We will begin attacking you as soon as we spot you

Yeah we know you're probably fleeting
We are aware that you might try to flee

In your pants your probably peeing
We think you might be scared and wetting yourself

After us you’ll be bleeding
If you chase us, we will injure you

And you’ll be leaving while your screaming
You will run away while crying out in pain

And dreaming we’re not meeting
You will hope that we never cross paths again

Captain hooks done with the books
Captain Hook is finished with studying and is ready to fight

Man fuck the rules he’ll slash you with his hook
He will disregard rules and use his hook to injure you

Then call his buddy sparrow
He will contact his friend Sparrow for backup

Who’s already aiming his arrow
Sparrow is preparing to shoot a weapon at the enemy

Try to shoot back but that’s a scarecrow
When the enemy tries to fight back, they realize they are attacking a decoy

He found your captain and threw him on death row
Captain Hook captured the opponent's leader and put him in a dangerous situation

Cannons flying
The team is firing multiple cannons

So you are dying
The enemy is being killed

We won the battle
Our team emerged victorious

I ain’t hearing you replying
We do not care about the enemy's response

Scurry the seas going fast
We are quickly sailing the seas in search of new targets

Prying for our next victim and darting like flash
We are actively searching for and attacking our next enemy, moving quickly like lightning

Sorry for your ship bitch I intended to crash
We intentionally rammed and caused damage to the target ship

Hop out and start the mash
We exit our ship and quickly begin attacking the enemy

We start the clash of the battle
The fighting between both sides starts

Hit you in the armor and gave you a rattle
We attacked the opponent in their armor, making them shake

Don’t you dare try to tattle
We warn the enemy not to inform anyone about our activities

Or we’ll tie your girl with a towel
We threaten to harm the enemy's female partner

And spank her in her bowel
We threaten to physically assault the female partner in a violent way

Leave you speechless you can’t even pronounce a vowel
We will harm the enemy to the point where they will not even be able to speak

Full moon here goes the howl
The team is howling at the full moon, possibly signaling victory

Left you very doubtful
We have made the enemy highly uncertain

When we brought you to the council
We displayed our power over the enemy when bringing them to some kind of meeting or judgment

Walk the plank but leave your tonsil
We forced the enemy to walk off the plank of their ship, but let them live with their vocal cords intact

They tried to find your body but couldn’t even find a fossil
We defeated the enemy so thoroughly that it seemed as if they had never even existed

I guess it’s pretty awful
The situation is quite unpleasant

But jack and I got the bottle
Despite the unpleasantness, our team has alcohol to make things better

To drain our sorrows
We will use alcohol to alleviate or distract ourselves from our problems

Won’t remember any of this shit till tomorrow
Our use of alcohol will make us forget our problems by the next day

Black beards here to barrow some cargo
Blackbeard and his team have arrived to steal some goods

So step aside or get shot with the crossbow
We warn the enemy to move out of our way or face being shot with a dangerous weapon

Oh shit you are caught
We have captured the enemy

Tie you up in a knot
We restrain the enemy

We on a ship not a yacht
We clarify that we are on a war vessel, not a leisure boat

I can’t believe that you fought
We are surprised that the enemy even tried to fight us

You know I sent my shot
We fired at the enemy

I left you to rot
We abandoned the enemy to a dangerous situation and will not provide help

Now we are on the trot
We are leaving the scene quickly and efficiently

I guess X marks the spot
We are indicating that we have found something valuable

Cause we trying get the treasure
We are attempting to obtain a valuable prize

I guess it just brings me pleasure
Obtaining the treasure makes us happy

You know you can’t bring the pressure
The enemy cannot handle the pressure of our attacks

Cause then I’ll make you my jester
We will humiliate the enemy and make them entertain us

I think you are here to pester
We suspect that the enemy is bothering us on purpose

Cause you trying do that gesture
The enemy is making a particular hand motion that we find annoying

We don’t care we on the adventure
We are focused on our journey and do not care about the enemy's actions

I guess we know who is better
We believe our team is superior to the enemy

I Can’t see got an eye patch
One of our team members has an eyepatch and is having difficulty seeing

My homies open the latch
Our team members open a gate or door

Trying flee but then we scratch
The enemy attempts to escape, but we injure them

Mess with me an unfair match
The enemy picking a fight with us is not a fair competition

Shooting of the cannons
We are firing explosive weapons

Now I’m stealing like a bandit
We are robbing the enemy like thugs

But we don’t need to panic
We are calm and composed in the midst of battle

Ruin your ship like the titanic
We are destroying the enemy's ship like how the Titanic met its end

We cruise off through the Atlantic
We leave the situation and sail away quickly

You know my crew is gigantic
Our team is large and powerful

Your whole crew is now frantic
The enemy's team is now scared and panicking

While you are acting antic
The enemy is acting strange or abnormal

My ship is very large
Our ship is extremely big

So we get to start the march
We are on a journey and get to continue on our path

I think your crew is feeling parch
The enemy's team is thirsty or dehydrated

Cause we beat you at the arch
We have won the battle over the enemy

Why are you trying to barge
The enemy is pushing and forcing their way into our space

I don’t that you can charge
We do not believe that the enemy can successfully attack us

Cause your not hard
We do not believe the enemy is tough or strong

Mess with us and I’ll yell arghh
We will yell loudly and fiercely if the enemy tries to fight us