People
D.P. & K-Cut Lyrics

Do you ever think about
Have you ever meditated on

What a lovely place the world would be
How beautiful the world would appear

Without all the people
If none of humanity existed

That make life so unpleasant?
Who ruin every aspect of existence

All the small, petty people
Individuals that are trifling and vexatious

All the ugly, annoying people
The unsightly and bothersome individuals

It's hard not to think about it
It is challenging not to cogitate on these thoughts

I like to think about
Personally, I ponder about

What could be
The feasible outcomes

Done to these people
That could be administered upon these people

Something cruel
Actions that are sadistic

Something mean
That should be ill-natured

Something just
Actions that are fair

But the meaner the better
The more wicked, the more satisfactory

Goodness knows they deserve it
It is certain they merit such treatment

Have you ever dreamed of
Have you ever fancied

Killing all the stupid people?
Eradicating all imbeciles?

Not just the unintelligent people
Not only the witless individuals

But the sort that don't know anything about anything
But those who are completely ignorant

But seem to have opinions about everything
Yet seem confident with opinions on everything

They're only too ready to offer their advice about
They're always eager to give advice on

How to run your life
The course of your life

And yet look at how they run their own lives
Despite their own lives being chaos

For the most part they've accomplished nothing
They mostly haven't achieved anything

They've contributed nothing
They've given nothing to society

Their lives are miserable
Their lives are full of misery

But they talk, talk, talk
Yet, they blabber incessantly

At the very least their tongues should be cut out
At minimum, their tongues ought to be excised

Have you ever wanna
Have you ever desired to

Kill all the people who tell lies?
Murdering those individuals who deceive?

Some certainly deserve it
Surely, a few merit this fate

Not necessarily the big liars
Perhaps not those who are notorious for lying

Or even those who teach lies as truth
Also, those who promote falsehood as verity

I'm talking about people
I refer to individuals

Who say one thing and do another
Whose words differ from their actions

Or who tell you they sent something express mail
Or persons who claim to have sent an item with priority mail

When you know they haven't
When you are aware it is a lie

Did you ever want to
Have you ever wished to

Kill all the slow people in the world?
Euthanize all the lethargic individuals globally?

The people who are in front of you
Those who lag before you

When they should be behind you
When they should be trailing you

A crime that the swift should be held back by the slow
It's a misdemeanor that the rapid are hindered by the sluggish

And it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it
It's felonious that there's no resolution in sight

And what about all the really ugly people?
Additionally, what about individuals that are exceptionally unattractive?

Add them to the list as well
Include them in the aforementioned register

Some people try not to think about life's ugliness
Numerous people evade deliberating upon unpleasant reality

I've thought about it
I've contemplated on it

I've thought about it quite a lot
I've meditated upon it extensively

Something should be done to these people
These individuals should face consequences

Something to make them suffer
Activities that make them undergo anguish

The way they've made us suffer
In the same manner, they've made us undergo pain

I say, bring back the circus maximus
I suggest reestablishing the Colosseum

For starters
Primarily

Unless these weeds are dealt with
When these individuals are not eliminated

They'll poison everything
They'll contaminate everything in their path

They are poisoning everything
They are in the process of tainting everything

We need a gardener
Humanity urgently requires a gardener

A brutal gardener
A gardener that isn't afraid to be savage

A thorough, thoughtful gardener
A gardener that is attentive and careful

An iron gardener
A gardener with an unyielding character

Whatever happened to Vlad the Impaler?
What is the fate of Vlad the Impaler?

Where's Genghis Kahn when you need him?
Where is Genghis Khan in present times?

Or Roi d'Ys?
How about Roi d'Ys?

Ayatollah Khomeini
Ayatollah Khomeini

Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

Benito Mussolini
Benito Mussolini

Nero
Nero

Diocletian
Diocletian

Kitchener
Kitchener

Come back!
Please reappear!