Monster Mash
DJ's Choice Lyrics

I was working in the lab late one night
During a late night laboratory work, I witnessed something peculiar

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Unexpectedly, my eyes encountered a spooky scene

For my monster from his slab began to rise
The creature I created began to come to life from the table it was on

And suddenly to my surprise
To my astonishment, the monster performed a dance

He did the mash
The creature danced a monster dance

He did the monster mash
The monster performed a spooky dance routine

The monster mash
The dance named 'The Monster Mash'

It was a graveyard smash
The dance became an instant hit

He did the mash
The monster kept on doing the dance

It caught on in a flash
The dance became popular very quickly

He did the mash
The creature kept on dancing

He did the monster mash
The monster continued performing the spooky dance

From my laboratory in the castle east
My laboratory is located in the eastern part of the castle

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The main bedroom where vampires satisfy their thirst for blood

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
The ghosts arrived from their modest dwellings

To get a jolt from my electrodes
To receive an electric shock from my equipment

They did the mash
The supernatural beings joined in the dance

They did the monster mash
The creatures started performing 'The Monster Mash'

The zombies were having fun
The walking deads were enjoying their time

The party had just begun
The celebration was just getting started

The guests included Wolf Man
Among the attendees was a man who transforms into a werewolf

Dracula and his son
Dracula and his child were present in the gathering

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
The atmosphere was electrifying, and everyone was enjoying the music

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
Igor, restrained by chains, was supported by his barking dogs

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
The people who make noise with coffins were on their way

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They had a musical troupe called 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

They played the mash
The music group played 'The Monster Mash'

They played the monster mash
The band performed the spooky dance song

It was a graveyard smash
The song became an instant hit

They played the mash
The musical group continued playing 'The Monster Mash'

It caught on in a flash
The song's popularity surged very quickly

They played the mash
The band still played 'The Monster Mash'

They played the monster mash
The music troupe stuck to the spooky song

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Dracula came out of his tomb and spoke aloud

Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He was distressed about a particular issue

He opened the lid and shook his fist
He raised the lid of his coffin and expressed his frustration

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
He enquired about his signature dance, the Transylvania Twist

It's now the mash
'The Monster Mash' is now the new dance

It's now the monster mash
'The Monster Mash' has taken over

And it's a graveyard smash
The song has become a massive hit

It's now the mash
'The Monster Mash' is what people are dancing to

It caught on in a flash
The song's popularity skyrocketed instantly

It's now the mash
The song is still trending

It's now the monster mash
'The Monster Mash' is the new sensation

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
Now everything is excellent, and Dracula has joined the music group

And my monster mash is the hit of the land
'The Monster Mash' is the most popular song in the region

For you, the living, this mash was meant too
This music was created for the living as well

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
If you ever visit me, let them know that Boris recommended you

Then you can mash
You can start dancing 'The Monster Mash'

Then you can monster mash
You can perform the spooky dance

The monster mash
'The Monster Mash' spooky dance song

And do my graveyard smash
You can also do the 'Graveyard Smash' dance with it

Then you can mash
You can keep dancing 'The Monster Mash'

You'll catch on in a flash
You'll learn the dance quite quickly

Then you can mash
You can still dance 'The Monster Mash'

Then you can monster mash
You can keep on performing the spooky dance