Purple Hills
D 12 & Eminem Lyrics

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
I consume stimulants and depressants to alter my state of mind

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
However, the effects of these particular pills are unmatched

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin'
I have experienced hallucinogenic trips, but the frequency is not important

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
Still, these pills are unparalleled in their potency

Cool, calm, just like my mom
I am composed and collected, similar to how my mother is

With a couple of Valium inside her palm
She holds Valium, a sedative medication, in her hand

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
I, Mr. Mischief, always have a plan or surprise ready

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I approach you unexpectedly, similar to how Christopher Reeves, who played Superman, would roll or move

I can't describe the vibe I get
I cannot accurately explain the feeling I experience

When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops)
While driving, I unintentionally hit five out of the six people I pass by

Aw shit, I started a mosh pit
Oh no, I unintentionally instigated a chaotic and rowdy crowd of people dancing violently

Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (AHH!)
I accidentally crushed a woman and injured the children she cares for

These 'shrooms make me hallucinate
The mushrooms I consume cause vivid distortions of reality

Then I sweat till I start losin' weight
I perspire excessively, resulting in weight loss

Til I see dumb shit start happenin'
Until I witness absurd and nonsensical events occurring

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
The events I witness are even more foolish than Vanilla Ice attempting to rap once more

So bounce, bounce, come on bounce
I encourage everyone to jump and move energetically

I said come on, bounce
I repeat my previous plea for people to bounce and move

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!)
I address everyone present who possesses a quantity of drugs, particularly half an ounce

Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down
I clarify that I am referring to cocaine, not marijuana, and insult anyone who misunderstood

We don't bullshit, better ask around
I assert that my group, D-12, does not deceive or engage in dishonest activities, urging others to inquire for confirmation

D-12 throws the bombest bash in town
D-12 organizes the most incredible and lively parties in the area

Bizarre, your mom is passin' out
Bizarre, a member of D-12, your mother is fainting or losing consciousness

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out
Ensure that she sits on the couch before she falls asleep or loses consciousness

Fuck that, someone help Denaun
Disregard that, someone assist Denaun, referring to another member of D-12

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Denaun is unclothed and holding a weapon on the upper level

Heh, hey Von you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?
Hey Von, do you observe me figuratively destroying or exerting power over these leprechauns?

It gotta be acid cause the X is gone
The substance I consumed must be LSD since ecstasy is no longer available

Ya I took them all dawg with some parmesan
Yes, I ingested all of them, my friend, along with some parmesan cheese

And I think my arm is gone
I believe that my arm has disappeared or detached from my body

Naw it's probably numb
No, it is most likely devoid of sensation

Young, dumb, and full of cum
I am youthful, foolish, and filled with sexual energy

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Furthermore, I believe he is on the verge of accidentally swallowing his tongue

Scary ass it was a false alarm
Luckily, it was a mistaken alarm or indication of danger

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on?
Do you truly believe I am about to die just as I recently started?

Yo stop actin' stupid
Hey, cease behaving foolishly

You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (EWW!)
Your intoxication is so intense that you might awaken next to a man engaging in unfamiliar activities, eliciting disgust

Yeah I think I did too much, this substance equals cups
Yes, I believe I consumed an excessive amount of this substance, resulting in a large quantity

Red pills, blue pills, and green, big pills (that's ill), mescaline!
I ingested various types of pills, including red, blue, and large green pills, with the addition of mescaline

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
We are the Dirty Dozen, a group of eighty, and Shady brothers, and we are adored by women

That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
That is the reason why the mothers of our children love us, but they harbor animosity towards one another

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
They likely desire to harm or eliminate each other, yet also have romantic interest

Some, somethin', some'un, some'un, some'un
These are just nonsensical syllables repeated for rhythm and rhyme

Pop pills, pills I pop
I consume pills, specifically those that induce a state of euphoria

Pop two pills on stilts I walk
After taking two pills, I feel unsteady or elevated when walking

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
I inhale two lines of cocaine that were mixed or adulterated with chalk powder

Thought it was Incredible and killed the Hulk
I believed I possessed immense strength like the comic book character the Incredible Hulk, but it was merely a delusion

I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade
I have the desire to escape or flee rapidly like someone on rollerblades

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
To the point where my eyes become hidden as they roll back into my skull for an extended period

And when I'm, old and gray look for dope to smoke
Even in my old age, I will search for narcotics to consume

No okey-doke, I'm packin' my nose with coke
I won't engage in deception or trickery; instead, I'm snorting cocaine

Am I supposed to choke?
Should I feel compelled to suffocate or experience difficulty breathing?

Had an accident when the Trojan broke
I encountered a mishap when the condom I was using tore

Ahh, poor baby, born by whore lady
Oh, what a pity, you were born from a promiscuous woman

Now I gotta strangle a (you're crazy!)
Now I am compelled to harm or kill someone, emphasizing their insanity

I pop fo' E's at one time
I consume four ecstasy pills simultaneously

And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine
I do not require water to aid in swallowing the pills

(Yeah, you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack?
Someone inquires about the availability of hallucinogenic mushrooms, to which another person questions if Bizarre, a member of D-12, uses crack cocaine

We can't get jobs cause our arms show tracks
We are unable to secure employment since our arms exhibit visible marks or scars from intravenous drug use

Why the hell you niggaz think I rap?
Why on earth do you people believe I pursue a career in rap music?

We do it just to get your company hijacked
We engage in rap music to capture or seize your attention and support

And if you like smack (uh-huh) then I might too
If you enjoy using heroin, then I am inclined to do so as well

(Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you! (ewww)
Swift, calm down. I simply desire to experience a state of intoxication similar to yours

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh)
I do not care about the color or nature of the drugs, whether they are white or blue

Speed, 'shrooms, down the valiums (uh-huh)
I consume amphetamines, hallucinogenic mushrooms, and swallow Valium pills

Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I even partake in smoking marijuana using a vacuum cleaner

I just copped some and I'm goin back soon
I recently acquired drugs, and I intend to return to obtain more

I'm at rave lookin' like a slave, high off chronic
I am present at a lively party or gathering, appearing as if I am under the influence of marijuana

Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit
I consume gin and tonic, which has a sinister or devilish effect, and my body emits a nauseating odor

Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope-headed guy
I engage in sexual activity, use hallucinogenic drugs like acid, and am heavily influenced by narcotics

Heroin mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try?
I am experimenting with heroin and mescaline, and I dare others, who are known for being weak or nerdy, to attempt the same

Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin' ill
I possess blue pills and counterfeit gold capsules, causing Bizarre to behave in a disturbing or deranged manner

Drugs kill (yeah right) bitch, I'm for real!!!
I dismiss the notion that drugs are deadly, sarcastically stating that I am genuinely serious about using them

Shut your mouth you dirty slut, you know you want it in your butt
Silence yourself, you promiscuous woman; deep down, you desire anal intercourse

I'll put it in your cunt, let Bizarre nut!
I will engage in sexual intercourse with you, allowing Bizarre to ejaculate

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
We are the Dirty Dozen, a group of eighty individuals, and Shady brothers, receiving admiration from women

That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
That is the reason why the mothers of our children adore us but harbor animosity towards one another

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
They likely desire to harm or eliminate each other and engage in a romantic relationship simultaneously

Some, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un
These are simply meaningless sounds repeated for rhythm and rhyme