Shit On You
D 12 & Eminem Lyrics

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I will completely humiliate and degrade you, leaving no room for escape or redemption

I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
I assert my dominance and superiority over you, disregarding your status or identity

I'll shit on you! Girl you know, its true
I have no remorse or hesitation in degrading and disrespecting women, as they are only good for menial tasks and sexual gratification

I'll shit on you! Bitch or man, its true
I have no respect for anyone, regardless of gender or social position

I remain fatter than gluttony
I am indulging excessively in vices and sinful behavior, defying moderation

Tapin' bombs on the back of record companies
I hold deep resentment towards record companies and plan to sabotage them by any means necessary

Blow 'em up if they ain't want me
If record companies do not show me the desired support or recognition, I am willing to destroy their credibility and success

The national guard, they scared to hunt me
Even the powerful forces like the national guard are afraid to confront or challenge me, emphasizing my untouchable status

I love beef, I got you hoes duckin' me
I thrive on conflicts and confrontations, and women are intimidated and avoid any interactions with me

A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana
I engage in criminal activities like stealing drugs, demonstrating my willingness to do whatever it takes to satisfy my desires

These slugs will keep your ass away from my corner
I use violence and weaponry to protect my territory and ensure that no one interferes with my activities

I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas
I brutally eliminate my enemies, subjecting them to extreme torture and suffering

You can act a fool if ya wanna (biatch!)
Feel free to challenge me or act foolishly, but be prepared to face the consequences and be utterly humiliated

It's this lyrical piranha
I am an aggressive and formidable lyricist, known for tearing apart my opponents with my words

Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama
I possess dangerous weapons like grenades and am willing to use them, even in close proximity to innocent individuals like your mother

Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
I engage in violent acts against women, specifically targeting their vulnerable areas, exerting control and dominance over them

Twist nothin' up like a condom
I do not practice safe sex or show any regard for protection, emphasizing my recklessness and disregard for consequences

Slap it if you fuckers got a problem
I am ready to physically assault or hit anyone who dares to challenge or oppose me

When I see 'em, you hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum
If I come across anyone, especially women, who provoke me, I will not hesitate to cause their demise, cementing their place in a cemetery

Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM
I will dispose of bodies by concealing them in the trunk of a luxurious black and gold BMW car

Pull in the garage while you screamin'
I will park the car in a private location, indifferent to anyone's pleas or cries for help

Keep the motor on then I'm leavin' (I'll shit on you!)
I will keep the car engine running as I swiftly escape after committing my heinous acts, leaving the victims behind in despair

I'm a alcoholic, with the fuckin' toilet
I am a heavy drinker, with my excessive alcohol consumption leading to a dysfunctional relationship with the bathroom and constant need for relief

Pass the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
I make offensive and inappropriate comments, disregarding cultural and religious sensitivities, while casually requesting hot dogs

Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
I dismiss and silence women, valuing their opinions or input very little

I'm a keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
I have an insatiable appetite and will continue eating excessively until even a prominent fitness personality like Richard Simmons takes notice

With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!)
I indulge to the point of needing extreme measures, such as using a chainsaw, to remove me from my entangled state

I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her
I have no respect for fidelity or committed relationships, engaging in sexual activities with married women as soon as I meet them

Too busy fuckin' wit (your twelve year old) baby sitter
Not only do I engage in promiscuous activities with married women, but I also exploit and take advantage of underage individuals for my own pleasure

And all women ain't shit, only good for cookin', cleanin'
I hold misogynistic views, considering women to be insignificant and only valuable for domestic tasks like cooking and cleaning

And sucking dick and that's it (I said it)
Furthermore, I reduce women's worth to providing sexual pleasure, expressing no remorse or reservations about my opinions

I was responsible for killin' John Candy
I claim responsibility for the death of the beloved actor, John Candy, implying my ability to cause harm and destruction

Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
I boast about abducting and murdering the young child beauty queen, JonBenet Ramsey, within my ordinary '98 Camry car

I don't give a fuck who you are
I have no regard or respect for anyone, regardless of their identity or status

I'll shit on anybody; truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
I take pleasure in demeaning and humiliating anyone who crosses my path, proudly presenting myself as the foolish and senseless Bizarre

My adolescent years weren't shit 'til what I do now
My early life lacked significance or purpose until I found my calling in my current controversial and provocative actions

I never grew up I was born grown, and grew down
I refuse to mature or develop emotionally, instead remaining stuck in a state of immaturity and irresponsibility

The older I get, the dumber the shit, I get in
With age, my actions and behavior become increasingly foolish and idiotic, as I fail to learn from past experiences

The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in
I find solace and acceptance in engaging in ignorant and outrageous incidents, seen as a part of my identity and persona

Ignorin' the shit how borin' it gets
I deliberately ignore the consequences and dullness that comes with my reckless actions, preferring to live in excitement and chaos

When there's no one to hit
In the absence of anyone to physically confront or assault, I become restless and seek out ways to release my aggression

I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit
I lack self-control or restraint when it comes to throwing tantrums or acting out, continuing to express my frustration and anger indefinitely

I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me
I acknowledge my unreliable and inconsistent behavior, but I attribute it to the actions and influences of others around me

Its they who rapped me and say they can take me
Others have criticized and challenged me in the past, claiming they can surpass or defeat me in rap battles

Its they who legs I brake and make achy
I metaphorically break the legs of those who oppose me, causing them pain and rendering them unable to succeed or compete

Its they who mistake me and make me so angry
Others often misunderstand or underestimate me, which fuels my anger and motivates me to prove them wrong

(I'll shit on you!) I'll spit on you
In addition to defecating on someone, I also express my contempt and disgust by spitting on them, further degrading and dehumanizing them

Start pissin' and do the opposite on you
I urinate on someone as an act of dominance and mockery, displaying my contempt and disrespect for them

You weren't listenin', I said I'll cop a squat on you
If someone fails to acknowledge or heed my warnings, I will literally squat and defecate on them as a form of punishment

Start spillin' my guts like chicken cordon blew and
I openly and candidly reveal personal and often embarrassing information, likening it to the spilling of guts in a dish like chicken cordon bleu

Straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch
I engage in disrespectful and offensive behavior, mirroring the way Notorious B.I.G. treated women poorly in his song skit

On his skit on his last album
Referencing a specific song skit on Notorious B.I.G.'s final album, where he degrades and insults a woman

Pull my pants downward
I expose my genitals as a crude and vulgar act, symbolizing my disregard for social norms and decency

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I emphasize my lack of empathy or concern for anyone, asserting confidently that I will degrade and humiliate anyone, regardless of their identity or status

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
I express my disregard and contempt for material possessions, devaluing them and dismissing their importance

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family
I show no respect or consideration for the emotional bonds or relationships a person may have, openly disrespecting and disregarding their loved ones

Is Richard Pryor still alive?
I casually question the current status of the deceased comedian, Richard Pryor, with no regard for his memory or the impact of his passing

If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' (what?)
Asserting my own sickness and mental instability, suggesting that even if Richard Pryor were alive, I would still surpass him in terms of illness and depravity

Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
I claim that I was born lacking intelligence or common sense, highlighting my volatile and unpredictable nature

Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it
I relish in the violence and bloodshed I cause, reveling in the sight of bloodstains on my weapon, further emphasizing my disregard for human life

Bitch bring it, these niggas that I hang with
I challenge and provoke any opposition to confront me, feeling confident in the company I keep, suggesting that they are as ruthless and violent as I am

I hang you up naked by your ankles danglin' (ow, ow)
I inflict extreme physical harm and humiliation, picturing myself hanging someone upside down by their ankles, leaving them exposed and defenseless

My need I stay stranglin, I don't need your help
I have an innate desire or compulsion to harm and strangle others, refusing assistance or intervention from anyone

If you gon' give me the pussy, I'll un-loosen my belt (I'll shit on you!)
If a woman offers me sexual favors, I will remove my belt, alluding to the anticipation of engaging in violent and degrading acts towards her

I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda cock
I present myself as an alternative to a person's father figure, implying that I can provide a twisted and distorted sense of masculinity and sexual satisfaction for their mother

Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks
I insinuate that a person's sister engages in drug-related activities, hinting at familial dysfunction and involvement in illegal substances

Buck fifty cross your neck
I threaten violence and harm, describing the act of slashing someone's neck with a blade, potentially causing severe injury

Floss your TEC, I'll beat you wit it across your chest
I tauntingly mock someone for carrying a firearm, suggesting that I would disarm them and physically assault them using their own weapon

Yo it's only right I jack your car keys and run
I see it as a natural and justified action to forcibly steal someone's car keys and make my escape, leaving them stranded and helpless

Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
I disregard financial stability and responsibilities, prioritizing the immediate satisfaction and indulgence of buying marijuana and firearms

For fun, when I'm drunk
I engage in destructive and reckless activities purely for amusement, particularly when under the influence of alcohol

I'll run a truck through the weed house
I will deliberately crash a truck into a location where illegal drugs are being produced or sold, causing chaos and destruction

Jump out and beat ya peeps down worse than Steve Stout
I will aggressively and violently assault the people associated with a person, surpassing the intensity and severity of Steve Stout, a music executive known for confrontations

Put you in choke holds I learned last week
I am actively learning and applying dangerous physical maneuvers, such as chokeholds, indicating my constant pursuit of violence and dominance

From the police man who caught me stealing weed from his Jeep (Hey, hey, hey!)
I mockingly refer to an encounter with a police officer who caught me in the act of stealing drugs, highlighting my brazen and unapologetic criminal behavior

I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl
I observe women attempting to mimic or imitate my aggressive behavior, insinuating that they do not possess the fortitude or capability to engage in a physical altercation

That's like D-Bo fightin' Peablo Bryson (I'll shit on you)
I liken the hypothetical scenario of a woman attempting to fight someone like D-Bo (a character known for his physical strength) to the absurdity of D-Bo fighting Peabo Bryson, a gentle and non-confrontational R&B singer

Fuck what you hollerin' and yellin' about
I disregard and dismiss any protests or objections someone may have, demonstrating my complete disregard for their opinions or concerns

I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out
I threaten extreme violence and brutality, implying that I will physically reach into someone's mouth and forcibly remove their skeleton, a grotesque and impossible act

Niggas get hit wit a two piece; bling bling
I boast about easily and swiftly attacking someone with a combination of punches, referring to it as a 'two piece,' a term often used to describe a quick assault

Wit a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing
I inflict harm and damage with a deadly and venomous force, reveling in my reputation as a dangerous and destructive entity

Once I get on two, hits of X
When under the influence of the drug ecstasy, referred to as 'X,' my behavior becomes amplified and intensified

My disk slips and disconnects
I experience a metaphorical disconnection from reality or societal norms, potentially due to the effects of drug use

'Til I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
I continue to engage in destructive behavior, to the point of physically contorting or twisting my own neck, symbolizing my detachment from rationality

But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects (C'mon, I'll shit on you!)
Regardless of my mental state or behavior, I will not hesitate to degrade and humiliate any woman who challenges or insults me

Over reaction is my only reaction
I consistently respond with excessive and exaggerated aggression, as it is my default and only response to any situation

Which only sets off a chain reaction
My extreme actions and behavior cause a domino effect, leading to more chaos, violence, and turmoil

And puts five more zainiac than maniacs in action
My influence inspires and motivates others, resulting in the emergence of even more unstable and insane individuals who are prone to acts of violence

A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten
I am associated with a group of dangerous and nefarious individuals who carry concealed weapons, emphasizing our readiness and willingness to engage in violence

Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters
Within this group, there are five criminals armed with nine-millimeter firearms, ready to deploy them when necessary

And spilling liters of blood like swimmin' pools
We cause significant bloodshed and violence, comparable to the amount of blood found in a swimming pool, suggesting the extent of our brutality

Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
In addition to engaging in criminal activities and violence, we do not hesitate to target and harm women as well

A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
Many people rightly label my views and actions as misogynistic, as I exhibit a strong dislike or contempt towards women

I don't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
I openly acknowledge and embrace my misogynistic beliefs, refusing to back down or apologize for them

So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
I challenge anyone to oppose my misogynistic views, warning them of the chaos and violence that will ensue if they do

Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child (I'll shit on you!)
I make it clear that I have no exceptions or reservations; I am willing to degrade and humiliate anyone, regardless of age or gender

I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I express my complete apathy and indifference towards someone and their material possessions, considering them to be insignificant

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
I dismiss and belittle the value of someone's home, accessories, and personal belongings, holding no regard for their worth or meaning

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family
I demonstrate utter disrespect and contempt towards someone's spouse, children, and entire family unit, disregarding their emotional attachments and relationships

I'm a alcoholic, with the fuckin' toilet
I proudly assert my status as an alcoholic, suggesting that I am constantly drunk and in need of the toilet due to my excessive consumption of alcohol

Pass the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
I make a sarcastic comment, mocking the notion that my Islamic faith should prevent me from enjoying or consuming mundane things like hot dogs

Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
I aggressively and dismissively command a woman to be silent, devaluing her input or opinions

I'm a keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
I express my insatiable appetite, claiming that I will continue overeating until even Richard Simmons, a fitness icon, acknowledges or intervenes

With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!)
I jokingly suggest that I will require extreme measures, like using a chainsaw, to cut me free from my entangled or immobile state, exaggerating my dependence on excessive consumption

I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her
I openly express my willingness to engage in sexual activities with someone's wife, regardless of our brief acquaintance or existing relationship

Too busy fuckin' wit (your twelve year old) baby sitter
Not only do I pursue relationships with married women, but I also engage in inappropriate sexual activities with underage individuals, specifically pointing out someone's young babysitter

And all women ain't shit, only good for cookin', cleanin'
I perpetuate the derogatory mindset that women are worthless beyond their abilities to fulfill traditional domestic roles, like cooking and cleaning

And sucking dick and that's it (I said it)
I vulgarly reduce women to sexual objects, claiming that they are only capable of providing oral sex, emphasizing my objectification and disrespect towards them

I was responsible for killin' John Candy
I maliciously take credit for the death of the beloved actor, John Candy, highlighting my destructive and fatal influence

Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
I boast about abducting and murdering the young child beauty queen, JonBenet Ramsey, within the confines of my ordinary 1998 Toyota Camry

I don't give a fuck who you are
I emphasize my lack of concern or regard for anyone, regardless of their identity or social standing

I'll shit on anybody; truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
I make it known that I have no limits or boundaries when it comes to degrading and humiliating others, signing off as the foolish and senseless Bizarre

I'll shit on you!
I reiterate my power and determination to degrade and humiliate someone without hesitation or remorse