Track 1
Dangermouse - Beatles vs. Jay-Z Lyrics

Let's go
Starting the song

Hov!
Jay-Z's nickname

Uh huh, Hov'
Reinforcing Jay-Z's nickname

You, are, not, ready
Challenging the listener

Hov', unstoppable, Dynasty, young Hova
Jay-Z is unstoppable and belongs to his own record label, Roc-A-Fella, calling himself young Hova, slang for Jehovah

I'm a hustler baby (I'm a hustler)
Jay-Z's a hard worker

I just want you to know (Wanna let you know)
Jay-Z wants to express it to the listener

It ain't where I been (It aint where I been)
Where Jay-Z came from isn't important

But where I'm bout to go (Top of the world!)
Jay-Z is bound for greatness

Now I just wanna love you (just wanna love you)
Jay-Z wants to love the listener

But be who I am (you know you love me)
Jay-Z wants to be himself

And with all this cash (mo' money, mo' problems)
Jay-Z realizes that money comes with its own issues/problems

You'll forget your man
The listener will forget about their significant other

Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushi stuff
Jay-Z wants something specific from the listener

But don't bullshit me
Jay-Z doesn't want to be lied to

When the Remi's in the system, ain't no tellin'
Jay-Z will act differently depending on if/when he's drinking Remy Martin cognac

Will I fuck 'em will I diss 'em, that's what they be yellin'
Others are wondering if Jay-Z will mistreat women

I'm a pimp by blood, not relation
Jay-Z considers himself a natural at pimping

Y'all be chasin', I replace them, huh?
Jay-Z can easily replace those he's not interested in

Drunk off Crist', mami on E
Jay-Z is drunk off Cristal champagne, while the woman he's with is on 'E', slang for ecstasy

Can't keep her little model hands off me
The woman can't keep her hands off Jay-Z

Both in the club, high, singing off key
Both Jay-Z and the woman he's with are high and singing badly

"And I wish I never met her at all"
Jay-Z is having second thoughts about the woman he's with

It gets better, ordered another round
Jay-Z orders more drinks

It's, about, to go, down
Something is about to happen

Got six model chicks, six bottles of Crist'
Jay-Z has six models with him and six bottles of Cristal champagne

Four Belvederes, got weed everywhere
Jay-Z has four Belvedere vodkas and weed with him

What do you say, me, you, and your Chloe glasses
Jay-Z wants the listener to join him wearing Chloe brand sunglasses

Go somewhere private where we can discuss fashion
Jay-Z wants to go somewhere private to have a fashion-related conversation

Like, Prada blouse, Gucci bra Filth Mart jeans, take that off
Jay-Z mentions designer clothing items and wants the listener to take off their pants

Mama, gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushi stuff
Jay-Z wants the listener to give him what he wants

Yeah, save the narrative, you savin' it for marriage
Jay-Z realizes the listener is saving their virginity for marriage

Let's keep it real ma, you savin' it for karats
Jay-Z thinks the listener just wants a diamond ring

You wanna see how far I'ma go
Jay-Z wants to impress the listener

How, much I'ma spend but you already know
Jay-Z will spend a lot of money on the listener

Zip, zero, stingy with dinero
Jay-Z doesn't act stingy with his money

Might buy you Crist', but that about it Might light your wrist, but that about it
Jay-Z might be generous with Cristal and jewelry, but that's it

Fuck it, I might wife you and buy you nice whips
Jay-Z might wife the listener and buy them cars

Ma, but you really gotta ride nice dick Know how to work your hips and your head's priceless
Jay-Z wants the listener to be good in bed

Profess you love the Hov', and I'll never let you down Get you bling like the Neptune sound
Jay-Z promises to not let the listener down and give them a lot of jewelry

Okay, hot Hov', too hot to hold Ladies love me long time like 2Pac's soul
Jay-Z thinks he's popular with women like 2Pac's music is

Only way to roll, Jigga and two ladies
Jay-Z likes to hang out with two women

I'm too cold, Motorola, two way page me, c'mon
Jay-Z thinks he's the best. He has a Motorola phone with two-way paging, and he wants the listener to reach out to him.

Same song, I'm back, been around the world Ro-mancing girls that dance with girls
Jay-Z is back with the same song. He has traveled and is into women who date other women.

From, Club Cheetah, to Club Amnesia The Peanuts in L.A., Bubblin' in Dublin
Jay-Z lists the clubs he's been to in different locations

Can't deny me, why would you want to You need me, why don't you try me Baby you want to, believe me, Hov'!
Jay-Z thinks the listener should want him and should give him a chance

You gotta, Uh, uh huh
Ending the song