You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch
Deanna Kirk Lyrics


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You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut




And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Overall Meaning

In the song "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch," the singer describes the character of the Grinch as a bitter, unpleasant and unlovable person. The lyrics are full of metaphors and similes which illustrate the singer's distaste for the Grinch. The song begins by calling Mr. Grinch a "heel" and a "bad banana" with a "greasy black peel." The Grinch is characterized as a monster with no heart and a brain that is full of spiders. The Grinch is an unwelcoming and unworthy character, and the singer claims they wouldn't come anywhere near him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


The song then describes the scent of Mr. Grinch's breath being grotesque, akin to "garlic" and "termites" while his personality is comparable to an unpleasant sea creature, "a seasick crocodile" that no one would like to be around. The Grinch's heart is compared to a "dead tomato" with "moldy, purple spots" while his soul is the "most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable" in a "dump-heap overflowing with rubbish and tangled-up knots." The song concludes by calling Mr. Grinch a "three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce", a crooked, jerky jockey who rides a horst with a nasty essence.


Line by Line Meaning

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You are cruel and unkind, Mr. Grinch


You really are a heel
You are truly despicable


You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're not at all warm or friendly


You're as charming as an eel
You're not at all appealing or likable


Mr. Grinch!
Direct address to Mr. Grinch


You're a bad banana
You're an unpleasant person


With a greasy black peel!
With a dirty and grimy exterior


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
You're a frightening and inhumane creature, Mr. Grinch


Your heart's an empty hole
You have no compassion or empathy for others


Your brain is full of spiders
You have unpleasant, creepy thoughts


You've got garlic in your soul
You have a malicious and corrupt nature


Mr. Grinch!
Direct address to Mr. Grinch


I wouldn't touch you
I wouldn't have anything to do with you


With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Under any circumstances, even if it was from a safe distance


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You're morally reprehensible, Mr. Grinch


You have termites in your smile
Your smile is fake and untrustworthy


You have all the tender sweetness
You lack any kind of gentle or caring nature


Of a seasick crocodile
Like that of an unwell and unpleasant creature


Mr. Grinch!
Direct address to Mr. Grinch


Given the choice between the two of you
If I had to choose between you and someone else


I'd take the seasick crocodile!
I would choose the crocodile over you


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're disgustingly unpleasant, Mr. Grinch


You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
You're a repulsive and disagreeable person


Your heart is full of unwashed socks
You have no redeeming qualities


Your soul is full of gunk
You're morally corrupt


Mr. Grinch!
Direct address to Mr. Grinch


The three words that best describe you
The three adjectives that sum you up best


Are as follows, and I quote
Here are the exact words to describe you:


"Stink, stank, stunk!"
"Foul-smelling, repugnant, and worthless!"


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're a contemptible and immoral person, Mr. Grinch


You're the king of sinful sots!
You're the most despicable and immoral person around


Your heart's a dead tomato
You have no emotions or feelings


Splotched with moldy, purple spots
A disgusting and unappealing description of your insides


Mr. Grinch!
Direct address to Mr. Grinch


Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Your inner being is a disgusting and worthless mess


Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Filled with the most shameful and dishonorable things


Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
The worst possible collection of trash and filth


Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
A chaotic and unorganized mess


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
You make me sick and revulsed, Mr. Grinch


With a nauseous super naus!
Your disgusting nature is beyond measure


You're a crooked jerky jockey
You're dishonest and untrustworthy


And you drive a crooked hoss
You engage in unethical practices


Mr. Grinch!
Direct address to Mr. Grinch


You're a three-decker sauerkraut
You're repugnant like a sour, fermented food


And toadstool sandwich
You're as unpleasant as a sandwich with poisonous mushrooms


With arsenic sauce!
You are accompanied by something fatally toxic




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Albert Hague, Theodor S. Geisel

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