Cosmo
Dr. Duloc Lyrics

What's up galaxy?
Greetings to the entire galaxy.

It's your boy Buck Naked here on the Cosmos (05.79)
I am Buck Naked, broadcasting from the Cosmos (05.79).

And of course we can't forget, your boy, Kyle
We must not forget our companion, Kyle.

Believe it or not listeners, we have something for you right now
Listen closely, as we have something special for you at this moment.

We actually have Doctor Destruction himself on the phone
We are fortunate to have Doctor Destruction on the phone.

He's calling in from somewhere in the Beetlejuice nebula
He is contacting us from an unknown location in the Beetlejuice nebula.

And he's ready to destroy us
He is prepared to cause our demise.

Doctor Destruction are you there?
Doctor Destruction, are you present?

(Yeah I'm here)
(Yes, I am here)

So our listeners have been dying to know
Our audience is eager to know

Why have you been hiding your voice?
Why have you disguised your voice?

(What do you mean? This is my voice)
(What do you mean? This is my true voice)

Well, I mean, you've obviously altered it in some way
Clearly, you have modified it in some manner

(Obviously)
(Indeed)

Well, do you care to go in depth at all?
Do you wish to elaborate on this?

I mean, you know, our listeners are dying to know why
Our listeners are incredibly curious as to why

(Well, I mean, I'm a villain, you know I gotta sound the part)
(Well, as a villain, I must sound the part)

And how did you do that?
How did you accomplish that?

(Well basically like, I surgically removed my voice box
(Essentially, I surgically removed my vocal cords

And then I replaced it with a vocoder to emulate like
And then I installed a vocoder to imitate

Any voice I want, whenever I feel like it)
Any desired voice, at any given moment)

Ah, this would explain the features from artists
Ah, this clarifies the collaborations with artists

Who haven't been alive in almost a hundred years
Who have not been alive for nearly a century

(Precisely, I just match it to my favorite rapper's frequency
(Exactly, I adjust it to match my favorite rapper's resonance

And record using their voice and lyrics I write
And then I record using their voice and my own penned lyrics

And the style and character of each artist I'm featuring)
Capturing the style and persona of each artist I collaborate with)

Well that makes sense
That explanation is logical

(Yeah, this way people can just listen to my shit
(Yes, this allows people to simply enjoy my work

And not have to like, have nerd conversations on Reddit
Without engaging in geeky discussions on Reddit

About how that'd be technically impossible or whatever you know what I mean
Regarding the technical impossibility of my methods, if you catch my drift

Look man, what- is this really what we talking 'bout right now?
Come on, is this truly the topic of conversation right now?

Yes, but what about all the people who are somehow listening to this project
However, what about those individuals who are already hearing this project

Seventy years before it's actual release? Can you explain that?
Seventy years prior to its official release? Can you provide an explanation for that?

(Look man I don't fucking know alright
(Honestly, I have no clue, alright

I got a time machine bro let's dead it, alright?)
I possess a time machine, let's drop the subject, alright?

Well there you have it folks, we've got Doc D on the line
There you have it, folks, we have Doc D on the phone

And we'll be right back after this commercial break
We will return shortly after this commercial interruption

From the makers of, "Asteroid Be Gone" comes the "Teleportation Box"
Presenting the creators of "Asteroid Be Gone" with their latest invention, the "Teleportation Box"

Using this simple box you can literally
With the utilization of this uncomplicated box, you can truly

Transport to anywhere on your current planet in the blink of an eye
Travel instantly to any location within your current planet

Fear flying through outer space? Not any longer
Worried about traversing outer space? No more

Just receive your court appointed government approved teleportation passport
Simply obtain your officially sanctioned teleportation passport issued by the authorities

And blast off through the nebula
And journey swiftly through the nebula

I mean that figuratively of course
That is a figurative expression, naturally

As easy as one, a-two, a-three
As effortless as counting one, two, three

(The makers of Asteroids Be Gone comes The Teleportation Box
(The creators of Asteroids Be Gone now present The Teleportation Box

Are not responsible for any lost genitalia
Take note that the creators are not liable for the loss of genitalia

That is not fully inserted in the box before teleportation, thank you)
That has not been completely inserted into the box prior to teleportation, thank you)