Battle
Dr. Fubalous Lyrics

In nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike
In 1959, we went on a hike with our scout leader to Lake Oneeganite

With our scout master down to Lake Oneeganite
We went to Lake Oneeganite with our scout leader

We took a little pizza and we took some sauerkrauts
We brought pizza and sauerkraut with us on the trip

And we marched along together till we heard the girl scouts
We walked together until we heard the girl scouts

We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga
We are the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways
Our mothers sent us to Camp Kookamonga to learn about nature

We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together
We learned how to start a fire with sticks

But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze
If we catch the girl scouts, we'll create chaos in the woods

And I was mad because me mother sent me up here ha-ha-ha
I was upset because my mother sent me to Camp Kookamonga

Well we crept up to the water and we see the girls a-swimming
We crept up to the water and saw the girls swimming

There must've been a hundred of them pretty young women
There were a lot of pretty young girls there

They looked so fine even birds forgot to sing
They looked so good that even the birds stopped singing

We lay down in the poison oak and didn't say a thing
We hid in the poison oak and didn't make any noise

Hey will one of you fellas scratch my back?
Can one of you scratch my back?

Well our counselor said we could take them by surprise
Our counselor suggested we surprise the girls

If we didn't say a word till we looked them in the eyes
We shouldn't talk until we looked them in the eyes

We kept real still and we had our eyes aglued
We remained quiet with our eyes fixed on them

We saw how they were dressed they were swimming in the
We noticed they were dressed while swimming

Well now...

Hey fellas wait for me
Wait for me

Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
They ran through thorny plants

They ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran in places where rabbits couldn't go

They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them
They ran too fast for us to catch them

And we can even hike all the way to Buffalo
We can hike all the way to Buffalo if we need to

Well we ran right after them till everyone was pooped
We chased them until we were all tired

So we rested for a moment and our forces we regrouped
We rested and regrouped

Then we saw the girls behind some evergreens
We saw the girls hiding behind some trees

Captured by a company of United States Marines
The girls were captured by a group of Marines

Aww those big guys get everything
The Marines got the girls

A-rootie-toot-toot a-rootie-toot-toot

Ah we are the boys from the boy scout troop
We are from the boy scout troop

We don't smoke and we don't chew
We don't smoke or chew tobacco

And we don't go with the girls that do
We don't hang out with the girls who do