Hell No I Ain't Happy
Drive-By Truckers Lyrics


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There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer
She's an overnight sensation after twenty five years
Sharp fast curves, power steering
Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer
Ain't too bad, too bad at all, pick up the phone if I ever call
Hell no, I ain't happy.

There's a pretty little girl outside the van window
'Bout eighty cities down, eight hundred to go
Six crammed in, we ain't never alone
Never homesick, ain't got no home
Check my mail if you would please, Jenn
Collect my things till I'm in town again
Hell No, I ain't happy.

But I get a little closer everyday
Gonna be a long time till I'm back your way.

I've seen just how much I can stand
One night in Kansas City, we thought about killing a man
Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten
Seen the mountains of Montana at seven am.
And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids
Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids




Hell no, I ain't happy.
But I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all.

Overall Meaning

The song "Hell No I Ain't Happy" by the Drive-By Truckers is a raw and honest depiction of life on the road as a musician. The opening lyrics "There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer, she's an overnight sensation after twenty-five years" suggest that the glamor and fame associated with the music industry is a façade, and underneath it lies a dark and ugly reality. The chorus of the song, "Hell No, I ain't happy," is a blunt declaration of the artist's dissatisfaction with their current situation despite appearing to be living the dream.


The second verse of the song highlights the isolation that comes with life on the road. The "pretty little girl" outside the van window represents the fleeting nature of relationships while on tour. The artist and their bandmates are "never alone" but also "never homesick," which suggests that the constant movement and transience that comes with their lifestyle prevents them from experiencing a sense of belonging or home.


However, the artist holds on to the hope of being reunited with their loved ones one day as they get "a little closer every day." The verse also contains references to the darker aspects of life on the road, such as considering killing a man in Kansas City and witnessing the mountains of Montana at an early hour.


Line by Line Meaning

There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer
Despite appearances, there are significant issues lurking beneath the surface


She's an overnight sensation after twenty-five years
She has finally achieved recognition after a long period of hard work


Sharp fast curves, power steering
Describing a car and its impressive features


Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer
Asking for someone to buy beer with a rolled up 20 dollar bill


Ain't too bad, too bad at all, pick up the phone if I ever call
Saying that life is not too bad and asking a friend to answer if they call


Hell no, I ain't happy.
An exclamation that the singer is not happy


There's a pretty little girl outside the van window
A description of a girl outside of a van


'Bout eighty cities down, eight hundred to go
There have been many stops, with many left to go


Six crammed in, we ain't never alone
There are always people around despite the lack of privacy


Never homesick, ain't got no home
Although there is no permanent home, the artist does not feel homesick


Check my mail if you would please, Jenn
Asking a friend named Jenn to check the singer's mail while they are away


Collect my things till I'm in town again
Asking Jenn to gather the artist's belongings until they return


But I get a little closer everyday
The singer is slowly making progress towards their goals


Gonna be a long time till I'm back your way.
It will be a while before the singer returns to a certain location


I've seen just how much I can stand
The singer has endured a lot and knows their limits


One night in Kansas City, we thought about killing a man
A potentially violent incident that occurred in Kansas City


Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten
A reference to seeing familiar places or signs while traveling


Seen the mountains of Montana at seven am.
A description of a specific moment during the trip


And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids
The singer tries to maintain composure for the sake of others


Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids
Thinking about someone while trying to fall asleep


Hell no, I ain't happy.
Reiterating that the artist is not happy


But I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all.
Despite unhappiness, the artist is doing alright.




Lyrics © WORDS & MUSIC A DIV OF BIG DEAL MUSIC LLC
Written by: PATTERSON HOOD

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@sukhhayre

There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer 
She's an overnight sensation after twenty five years 
Sharp fast curves, power steering 
Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer 
Ain't too bad, too bad at all, pick up the phone if I ever call 
Hell no, I ain't happy.

There's a pretty little girl outside the van window 
'Bout eighty cities down, eight hundred to go 
Six crammed in, we ain't never alone 
Never homesick, ain't got no home 
Check my mail if you would please, Jenn 
Collect my things till I'm in town again 
Hell No, I ain't happy.

But I get a little closer everyday 
Gonna be a long time till I'm back your way.
I've seen just how much I can stand 
One night in Kansas City, we thought about killing a man 
Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten 
Seen the mountains of Montana at seven am. 
And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids 
Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids 
Hell no, I ain't happy. 
But I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all.



All comments from YouTube:

@SporadicMovementz

Southern999x, thank you for the sound quality. This song is in my top ten.

@phantomfrost6291

The damn start of the song openin a beer and the sound of that raw sound of the guitar just picked my ass up again and gave me the bite of a rattlesnake

@dankohollando9465

Got to open a beer to this song

@rwb1955

Yep i seen the mountains of montana at 7 am

@sukhhayre

There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer 
She's an overnight sensation after twenty five years 
Sharp fast curves, power steering 
Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer 
Ain't too bad, too bad at all, pick up the phone if I ever call 
Hell no, I ain't happy.

There's a pretty little girl outside the van window 
'Bout eighty cities down, eight hundred to go 
Six crammed in, we ain't never alone 
Never homesick, ain't got no home 
Check my mail if you would please, Jenn 
Collect my things till I'm in town again 
Hell No, I ain't happy.

But I get a little closer everyday 
Gonna be a long time till I'm back your way.
I've seen just how much I can stand 
One night in Kansas City, we thought about killing a man 
Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten 
Seen the mountains of Montana at seven am. 
And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids 
Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids 
Hell no, I ain't happy. 
But I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all.

@freq4323

wes freed does some awesome art work

@brianburrows1448

Spookie crazie lazerz

@dareangel1082

Hell no i aint happy

@tarashiflet775

i agree they are good

@jasonjondarling

gotta love it sickos ;) YD

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