Fuck This Christmas
Earl Sweatshirt feat. Tyler The Creator Lyrics

Welcome to my home, the place that I hate
I am at home, which holds both positive and negative feelings. At the moment, however, I am focused on the negative aspects.

The place that I love, the Planet of the Apes
Even though I hate my home, I also love its connection to pop culture, such as the Planet of the Apes movies.

The place that I loathe, the boy minus father
My feelings towards my home fluctuate so much that sometimes I even despise it, similar to how I feel towards the absence of a father figure in my life.

Equals boy minus heart, always testing mama
Without a father figure, I sometimes act out by testing the limits of my mother's patience and love. It takes a toll on my emotional state.

Mic sessions thrash, life lessons trashed
In the midst of creating music and expressing myself, I often find myself disregarding important lessons and making mistakes in my personal life.

Nights get cold as the knife that I grab
When I am in a dark and lonely place mentally, it feels like I am holding a sharp knife that can harm myself or others.

Zoom to your wife room take her life with a stab
This line involves violent and disturbing imagery of hurting someone's wife. It reflects a deep-seated anger that is being expressed through the lyrics.

Sure her ass look nice, it'd look nicer in a bag
This line is a continuation of the disturbing and violent imagery from the previous line. It suggests that women are only valued for their physical appearance, and that they deserve to be harmed or even killed.

And slung over shoulder, village slum soldier
I see myself as a soldier fighting against the world, and women are just another object to defeat and dominate.

Bayonet bloods when my cup runneth over
This line uses a war metaphor to describe the abundance of violence and hatred overflowing inside me, like a cup that spills over.

With sith lord dark side of the force
I identify with the villainous characters of the Star Wars universe, particularly the Sith Lords who use the dark side of the force for their own gain.

In the trunk of a Porsche tryna butt fuck Yoda
This line contains vulgar language and sexual imagery of harming a beloved character from the Star Wars franchise. It suggests a desire to destroy things that are generally held dear by society.

Shotgun, drop T, Earl flow shogun
This line involves wordplay and boasts about my rapping skills and dominance in the industry.

Jabbing with a pen while you faggots getting toes done
My flow is so powerful and sharp, I can defeat those who are focused on trivial things, like getting pedicures.

Hold up, I was four going on grown up
The transition from childhood to adulthood was abrupt for me due to various factors in my life, and I had to grow up quickly whether I was ready or not.

So before you niggas tell me I'm nuts, you better grow some, faggot
I am aware that some may see me as crazy or irrational, but I challenge them to grow up and understand where I am coming from before making assumptions.

Fuck this Christmas
I have a strong disdain for the holiday season and what it represents to me.

Fuck this Christmas (Nigga fuck Santa Claus)
I believe the commercialization of Christmas has taken away from its original meaning, and I am expressing my frustration with that through vulgar language.

Ain't nothing for you (Ain't no gift for you)
I am spreading negativity by saying that no one deserves to receive a gift during the holiday season.

Crazy mothafuckas in the North Pole causing ruckus
I have a cynical view of the fictional world of Santa Claus and the North Pole, depicting it as a place of chaos and disturbance.

And the punk nut-crackers couldn't cuff us, how I fuck her
I am boasting about my sexual prowess and how no one can stop me from doing what I want, even during a holiday season.

It was quiet how I stepped in, I crept in with my cock out
I use vulgar language and sexual imagery to describe my presence and actions during this specific scenario.

Now she's having make-out sessions with my weapons
I am objectifying and fetishizing violence and control over another person, suggesting that violence and sex are intertwined in my mind.

Drunk a fifth of eggnog, stole Santa's reindeer
I am describing actions that are both illegal and immoral, representing a disregard for rules and societal norms.

Joy-rode the North Pole, steering is a bitch so
I am once again defying norms and laws, but with a sense of pleasure and enjoyment.

I hopped out and ask some Jasper elves for some info
I use derogatory terms to describe the elves and continue to exhibit a lack of respect for characters that are generally viewed as innocent and positive.

Where I can burn some Christmas trees with large amounts of thick snow
I am expressing a desire to destroy symbols of Christmas, such as trees, with heavy amounts of snow as fuel for the fire.

I've been acting naughty problem child in attendance
I see myself as a problematic individual who disrupts norms and causes chaos wherever I go.

John Ritter said he taught me how to mothafuck a Christmas
I reference an actor who has no connection to this song just for shock value, further emphasizing my disregard for societal norms and expectations.

Dismissing all the wanting and the presents are forsaken
I reject the typical focus on gift-giving and materialistic wants during the holiday season.

See if you're the gift from God then I'm the Christmas wrap from Satan
I see myself as the opposite of a gift from God, and instead something that is evil and negative, like the wrapping paper from Satan.

You, bitch you can't get nothing
I continue to spread negativity and deny someone the chance to receive a gift during the holiday season.

No more, no more presents, no more cranberry sauce
I am once again emphasizing that no one deserves to receive gifts during the holiday season and am expressing disdain for a classic holiday food item.

Bitch give me my mothafuckin' presents back, ain't none for you
I am aggressive and vulgar in my language towards someone who took gifts that were meant for me, further perpetuating negativity and violence.

Alright for real, you gon' have to give me my fucking presents back
I am reiterating my demand for the return of the stolen gifts in a more serious and intense tone.

Cause those are for my grandma, yeah that thong, that was for my grandma
I continue to use shock value and vulgar language to emphasize my point, which is that the stolen gifts were meant for my grandma.

Give me my presents back, give me my gifts
I end the song by repeating my demand for the return of the stolen gifts, leaving a sense of dissatisfaction and anger in the listener.