Fat Girl
Eazy-E & Ron-de-Vu Lyrics

Fat girl!
Calling out to a girl who is overweight

You're a fat girl
Acknowledging the girl's physical appearance

Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl (repeat 2X)
Repeating the fact that the girl is overweight

It's funky fresh Eazy E new kid on tha block
Introducing the rapper Eazy E as a new artist

And already got a fat girl on my jock
Boasting about having a fat girl interested in him

Now my story's kinda simple so please change the tempo
Asking the audience to pay attention to the story he's about to tell

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat hippo
Informing the audience that the story is about a overweight woman

I was chillin on the ave drinkin some booze
Relaxing and drinking alcohol in the street

Saw a fatty comin my way so what was I to do?
Not sure how to handle the woman approaching him

I busted a U went tha other way again
Making a quick turnaround and trying to avoid her

But forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
Realizing that he was unable to escape since he was trapped

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
The woman kept up with him as they walked together

funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Describing the woman's appearance and revealing her weight

Stampede was rushin, I double looked
Noticing a large crowd of people coming towards them

And she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Comparing the number of chins the woman has to a thick phonebook

Five four three ugly as can be, she said Ron-de-vu Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)
Telling the audience that the woman was unattractive and how she approached Eazy E

uhhuh yes you do suga My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Correcting Eazy E's mistake and introducing herself with a nickname

Remember the time when you were drunk at a party We was slow dancin, give ya all this body
Recalling a moment when they were at a party together and she was dancing with him

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock
Reacting to Bertha's confession and realizing he now had a fat girl interested in him

I got a fat girl on my jock Fat girl Got a fat girl on my jock
Repeating the fact that he has a overweight girl interested in him

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown and with a bear hug picked me off tha ground
Describing how Bertha hugged Eazy E in a way that was uncomfortable for him

Squeezin me tight, attempted to bug me
Bertha was squeezing him tightly and unintentionally annoying him

Grabbed me by tha rear, said Love me, hug me!
Bertha touched Eazy E inappropriately and demanded affection

I was hell, victim of a scandal coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Reacting negatively to Bertha's advances and acknowledging that he wasn't comfortable

Broke tha beast's grip, started to run Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
Escaping Bertha's hold, running towards his house and arming himself with a gun

She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
Bertha was chasing him while eating, and he was prepared to defend himself

She kept on comin because of addiction Legs on fire because of friction
Bertha was loyal to Eazy E despite his lack of interest, and her weight was causing her physical pain

My gun broke, now I was doomed Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
Eazy E's weapon of choice failed him and had to resort to using a harpoon

As I swung, tha fat girl fell Lyin on tha ave just like a beached whale
Bertha fell after Eazy E struck her and she was described as a beached whale

That's tha story, it's quite ill and all fat girls y'all best be chill
Ending the story while urging overweight women not to approach him

All overweight freaks stay off my block Cause it's ill to have a fat girl on your jock
Being hostile towards overweight women and how they shouldn't approach him

I got a fat girl on my jock Fat girl Got a fat girl on my jock
Reiterating the fact he had a overweight girl interested in him