Ice Cream
El Michael's Affair & Wu-Tang Clan Lyrics

Hey mom, can I have some money?
Asking for some money to buy from the ice cream man.

The ice cream man is coming!
Alerting everyone to the imminent arrival of the ice cream man.

Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
Rappers trying to get intimate with women in suggestive ways.

French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Different flavors of ice cream that people enjoy.

Even caramel sundaes is gettin' touched
Even caramel sundaes are not safe from being eaten by the rap niggaz.

And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up
Wu-Tang Clan is enjoying the ice cream as they sing about it.

Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin
Talking about attractive women with good hair and style in the summertime.

See you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin'
Seeing the women hanging out on the street and admiring their group dynamic.

I catch shootin' strong notes as we got close
Feeling the attraction when getting closer to the women.

She rocked rope, honey throat smellin' like Impulse
The woman has a nice necklace and smells good.

Your whole shell baby's wicked like Nimrod
Complimenting a woman's whole appearance being impressive like Nimrod.

Caught me like a fresh-water scrod, or may I not be God
Being surprised and caught off guard by the woman's beauty.

Attitude is very rude Boo, crabby like seafood
The woman is being rude and unpleasant.

It turns me on like Vassey and Lahrule
Being turned on by the woman's attitude like Vassey and Lahrule.

They call me Starky Love-hun, check the strategy
Introducing himself and showing his wit in conversation.

By any means, Shirley Temple cross was done by Billie Jean's
By any means being resourceful, mentioning a famous cross necklace and performer.

Black Misses America, your name is Erica, right true
Complimenting the woman's beauty and knowing her name.

Lazy eyeball, small piece, six shoe
Describing the woman's features - a lazy eye, short stature and shoe size.

Caramel complexion, breath smellin' like cinnamon
Commenting on the woman's beautiful caramel skin and good breath.

Excuse me hon, the Don mean no harm, turn around again
Asking the woman to turn around again to admire her beauty.

God damn, backyard's bangin' like a Benz-why
Getting excited by the woman's physique - like a luxury car.

If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spudz McKenzie
If he was more popular, the woman would be with him like a popular mascot dog.

I'm high powered put Adina Howard to sleep
Confidence in his ability to satisfy women in bed better than Adina Howard.

Yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week, but uhh
Apologizing for his vulgar language but confessing his obsession with the woman.

Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team
Returning to the woman, suggesting they partner up.

You can have anything in this world except CREAM
Only valuable items and cash are off limits - no exceptions.

So whatchu want to do? Whatchu want to do?
Asking the woman what she wants to do.

Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Wu
Going for a walk and representing Wu-Tang Clan.

Shaolin's finest, whattup Boo, peace your highness
Calling themselves Shaolin's finest and greeting her politely.

Yo I'm loungin', big dick style, y'all niggaz is the flyest
Relaxing and feeling confident, calling themselves the flyest.

Moves you're making too fly jewels are shaking
Feeling attracted to the woman's moves and the shaking of her jewelry.

Not a rape patient, you're looking good fly colored Asian
Clarifying he's not a rapist and flirting with an Asian woman.

Ghettoes, them is your hometown, we can go the whole round
Implying he knows her background and wanting to be with her.

After that, I'm shootin' downtown
Implying sexual activity after hanging out together.

I'm rockin' hats and you wig is all intact
Wearing a hat while admiring the woman's intact wig.

Who's that queen bee chick, eyes curly black
Asking about a beautiful woman with curly black hair.

Freaks be movin' in fly sneaks
Beautiful women being confident while wearing fashionable sneakers.

Two finger rings and gold teeth, and ain't afraid to hold heat
Describing the confidence and style of beautiful women who also are willing to fight.

So when I step in the square dear
Referring to when he enters the area where the women are.

You better have Cream to share, Ricans, ven aqui yeah
Asking for the women to share their valuable assets in exchange for his attention. Talking to the Rican women.

Black chocolate girl wonder, shade brown like Thunder
Describing a really attractive black woman with summertime shade and thunderstorm features.

Politic til your deficit step, gimme your number
Being politically correct until she gives him her number.

Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs
Mentioning the woman's attractive breasts and legs.

Catch my eyes like highs I want your bodily surprise
Being very attracted to the woman and wanting to be with her physically.

Double dime some time, Ice Cream you got me fallin' out
Two attractive women with Ice Cream, getting him excited.

Like a cripple, I love you like I love my dick size
Being in love with the woman as much as he loves himself.

Ooh baby I miss you, your sweet tender touches
Showing affection and longing for the woman's touch.

Take pulls off the dutches, orgasm in my mind state
Smoking marijuana and having sexual fantasies.

Masturbate in your clutches, I want you for self
Masturbating while thinking about her and wanting her for himself.

Like wealth, so play me closely
Valuing his time like a valuable asset.

Bitches paranoia for the sting, who want the most of me
Not wanting to be used by women and feeling popular and valuable.

Only a hard dozen want to be callin' me cousin
Only a few women want to know him and be his family.

Thirsty for my catalog, baby shoppin' spree you're lovin'
Women wanting his attention and buying things for him.

Call me if you want to get dug like the pockets
Asking women to call him for sex.

I jizm like a giant break brooms out of their sockets
Ejaculating with a lot of force, which is surprising to people around him.

Wu-Tang in the cut, for real niggaz what?
Being part of Wu-Tang Clan and seeking the approval of real people.

It's the after party and bitches want to fuck
Referring to a party where women are ready to have sex.

Ice cold bitches melt down when my clutch
Attractive women getting excited and wanting to be with him.

And what they titties sucked, ice cream
After getting sexual satisfaction, enjoying some ice cream.

Yeah, your guts
Enjoying someone's insides.

One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done
Giving a shoutout to attractive black women and encouraging them to maintain their appearance.

And your wigs tight, word up
Encouraging black women to keep their hair neat.

One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi
Giving a shoutout to attractive Puerto Rican women who call him daddy.

That's for real
Sincerely emphasising his appreciation for the women.

One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top
Showing love to women of all races with a sweet or firm taste.

And big up to my french vanillas
Complimenting the beauty and taste of white women.

Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons
Flirting with French women by showing off his knowledge of their language and using a term of endearment. French translates to “Do you speak French, my love, thank you, yes yes, candies.”

And all that good stuff
Expressing appreciation for all women.