You're The Top
Fats Waller Lyrics


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At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best,
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest unexpressed.
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you how great you are.

You're the top! You're the Colosseum,
You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum,
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeart sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile, You're the Tow'r of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa.
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

Your words poetic are not pathetic
On the other hand, boy, you shine
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine down my spine.
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But for a person who's just rehearsin'
Well I gotta say this my lad:

You're the top! You're Mahatma Ghandi.
You're the top! You're Napolean brandy.
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gall'ry, You're Garbo's sal'ry,
You're cellophane.
You're sublime, You're a turkey dinner.
You're the time of the Derby winner.
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop.
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top! You're a Ritz hot toddy.
You're the top! You're a Brewster body.
You're the boats that glide on the sleepy Zuider Zee,
You're a Nathan Panning, You're Bishop Manning,
You're broccoli.
You're a prize, You're a night at Coney,
You're the eyes of Irene Bordoni,
I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top.

You're the top! You're an Arrow collar.
You're the top! You're a Coolidge dollar.
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama, You're Whistler's mama,
You're Camembert.
You're a rose, You're Inferno's Dante,
You're the nost of the great Durante.
I'm just in the way, as the French would say
"De trop,"
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top.

You're the top! You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top! You're a Berlin ballad.
You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent.
You're an old dutch master, You're Mrs. Aster,
You're Pepsodent.
You're romance, You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants on a Roxy usher.
I'm a lazy lout that's just about to stop,
But if Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top! You're a dance in Bali.
You're the top! You're a hot tamale.
You're an angel, you simply too, too, too divine,
You're a Botticelli, You're Keats, You're Shelley,
You're Ovaltine.
You're a boon, You're the dam at Boulder,
You're the moon over Mae West's shoulder.
I'm a nominee of the G.O.P. or GOP,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top! You're the Tower of Babel.
You're the top! You're the Whitney Stable.
By the River Rhine, You're a sturdy stein of beer,
You're a dress from Saks's, You're next year's taxes,'
You're stratosphere.
You're my thoist, You're a Drumstick Lipstick,
You're the foist in the Irish svipstick,
I'm a frightened frog that can find no log to hop,




But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

Overall Meaning

Fats Waller's song "You're The Top" is a playful and clever ode to someone who is being placed at the top of all things good in life. The song is presented as a kind of duet between two speakers, with one person admitting that they struggle to express themselves in eloquent language, while the other effortlessly dishes out clever metaphors and similes to describe the first person's greatness.


The song's lyrics include a number of references to famous people, places, and things, as well as some playful ad-libbing. For example, the singers compare the person being praised to everything from the Colosseum to Walt Disney's beloved character Mickey Mouse. The song also includes references to famous artists like Strauss and Dante, historic figures like Napoleon and Mahatma Gandhi, and popular objects like Waldorf salads and Arrow collars.


One interesting aspect of the song is that it was originally written for the 1934 musical "Anything Goes," which was a hit on Broadway and has since become a much-loved classic. As an individual song, however, "You're The Top" has taken on a life of its own, becoming a standard in its own right and a beloved part of many jazz and swing repertoires.


Line by Line Meaning

At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
I am not good at expressing myself poetically


That I always have found it best, Instead of getting 'em off my chest, To let 'em rest unexpressed.
I rather keep my poetic thoughts to myself


I hate parading my serenading As I'll probably miss a bar, But if this ditty is not so pretty, At least it'll tell you how great you are.
I'm not confident in my singing, but at least the lyrics tell you how amazing you are


You're the top! You're the Colosseum,
You're the best! You're the Colosseum,


You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum,
You're the best! You're the Louvre Museum,


You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a beautiful melody from a Strauss symphony,


You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeart sonnet, You're Mickey Mouse.
You're a fashionable hat, a Shakespearean sonnet, and even Mickey Mouse


You're the Nile, You're the Tow'r of Pisa, You're the smile on the Mona Lisa.
You're the Nile river, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and even the smile on the Mona Lisa


I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop, But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
I'm nothing compared to you, but you're the best!


Your words poetic are not pathetic On the other hand, boy, you shine
Your poetic words are amazing and impressive


And I can feel after every line A thrill divine down my spine.
Your words create an amazing feeling of joy and excitement within me


Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans Might think that your song is bad,
Other talented people may not recognize how good your song is


But for a person who's just rehearsin' Well I gotta say this my lad:
But for someone like me, still learning music, I must say:


You're the top! You're Mahatma Ghandi. You're the top! You're Napolean brandy.
You're the best! You're like Mahatma Ghandi, and like Napolean's favorite brandy.


You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain, You're the National Gall'ry, You're Garbo's sal'ry, You're cellophane.
You're like the beautiful purple light of a Spanish summer night, the National Gallery, and even Greta Garbo's salary; you shine like cellophane


You're sublime, You're a turkey dinner. You're the time of the Derby winner.
You're amazing, like a delicious turkey dinner, and even like the time of a Derby winner


I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop.
I'm like a balloon that will soon pop and disappear


You're the top! You're an Arrow collar. You're the top! You're a Coolidge dollar.
You're the best! You're like a fancy Arrow collar and Coolidge dollar


You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire, You're an O'Neill drama, You're Whistler's mama, You're Camembert.
You're graceful like Fred Astaire's feet, and also profound, like an O'Neill drama, like Whistler's Mama, and delightful like Camembert


You're a rose, You're Inferno's Dante, You're the nost of the great Durante.
You're like a rose, like Dante from the Inferno, and even like Durante's best moments


I'm just in the way, as the French would say, "De trop,"
I'm just in the way, like the French would say, 'De trop'


You're the top! You're a Waldorf salad. You're the top! You're a Berlin ballad.
You're the best! You're a delightful Waldorf Salad, even like a great Berlin ballad


You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent. You're an old dutch master, You're Mrs. Aster, You're Pepsodent.
You're like a fantastic pair of people, just like a baby grand piano; you're also like a famous Dutch artist, and even like a famous toothpaste brand


You're romance, You're the steppes of Russia, You're the pants on a Roxy usher.
You're romantic and passionate, like the Russian steppes, and even the pants worn by a Roxy theater usher


I'm a lazy lout that's just about to stop,
I'm a lazy person who's about to quit


You're the top! You're a dance in Bali. You're the top! You're a hot tamale.
You're the best! You're like an amazing Bali dance, and even like a hot, spicy tamale


You're an angel, you simply too, too, too divine, You're a Botticelli, You're Keats, You're Shelley, You're Ovaltine.
You're like an angel, and so divine; you're also like Botticelli, and poets Keats and Shelley, and even like delicious Ovaltine


You're a boon, You're the dam at Boulder, You're the moon over Mae West's shoulder.
You're a true blessing, and strong like the Boulder Dam, and even like the beautiful moon shining over Mae West's shoulder


You're my thoist, You're a Drumstick Lipstick, You're the foist in the Irish svipstick,
You're like everything I desire, like the tasty Drumstick Lipstick, and even like the beginning of a lucky Irish adventure


I'm a frightened frog that can find no log to hop,
I'm like a scared frog that cannot find a place to jump


But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
But even if I'm not as great, you are still the best!


You're the top! You're the Tower of Babel. You're the top! You're the Whitney Stable.
You're the best! You're like the legendary Tower of Babel, and the prestigious Whitney Stables


By the River Rhine, You're a sturdy stein of beer, You're a dress from Saks's, You're next year's taxes,' You're stratosphere.
You're like a sturdy beer mug by the Rhine river, and even like a fashionable dress from Saks; you're also like next year's taxes, and even like the stratosphere


You're my thoist, You're a Drumstick Lipstick, You're the foist in the Irish svipstick,
You're like everything I desire, like the tasty Drumstick Lipstick, and even like the beginning of a lucky Irish adventure


I'm a frightened frog that can find no log to hop,
I'm like a scared frog that cannot find a place to jump


But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
But even if I'm not as great, you are still the best!




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., BMG Rights Management
Written by: COLE PORTER

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Comments from YouTube:

jen zydyk

A favorite of Ernest Hemingway. He played this song on a phonograph while fishing on his boat in the Gulf Stream

Homme de Piano

That crazy distortion effect at 0:44--is that a problem with your recording equipment or is Fats a MASTER of piano???

Homme de Piano

But I guess this is transcribed, not a piano roll

Adrien Koo

pitchbending by detuning the piano as he's playing

Dat boi Kwesar

makes me soooo sad and so happy at the same time :)

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