Still Alive
GLADos/Valve Lyrics

This was a triumph!
I have accomplished something significant.

I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!"
I am noting my achievement with great success.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
I am incredibly happy with what I've accomplished.

Aperture Science; We do what we must, because we can.
As Aperture Science, we do what we must because we have the ability to do so.

For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
Our actions are for the benefit of everyone except for those who have already passed away.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
It's not productive to cry over every mistake. Instead, keep trying until you can no longer continue.

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
As we continue to make scientific advancements, we create new inventions to benefit those who are still living.

I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now - Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
Although you have caused me great harm, I'm still trying to be sincere with you.

And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
When you destroyed me, it hurt because I was happy that you were succeeding.

Now, these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of BETA. We're releasing on time!
Our data has formed a beautiful pattern, and we are successfully releasing our project on time.

So I'm GLaD, I got burned - Think of all the things we learned - for the people who are still alive.
Although I got hurt, we still learned valuable lessons that will benefit those who are still alive.

(Go ahead and leave me...) (I think I'd prefer to stay inside...) (Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?) Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!
You can go ahead and leave me, I'd rather be alone. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you, like Black Mesa - but that's a joke, it's highly unlikely.

Anyway this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist!
Despite everything that has happened, this cake is still delicious and moist.

Look at me; still talking when there's science to do! When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I'm still talking, but I should be doing more science. Looking out at the world, I'm glad I'm not in your situation.

I've experiments to run. There is research to be done, on the people who are still alive.
I have experiments to conduct and research to pursue on those who are still living.

And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Just so you know, I'm still alive and doing great. While you're dying, I'll still be alive. And even when you're dead, I'll still be alive.

Still alive.
I'm still alive!

Still alive.
I'm still alive!