U Can't Touch This
Glee Cast Lyrics

You can't touch this
I am untouchable, and no one can mess with me. Don't even try.

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say 'Oh my Lord!' Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch (Oh-oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh)
I am good at what I do, and I thank God for giving me talent. The beat I have created is amazing, so get ready to be blown away.

I told you, homeboy (You can't touch this) Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know (You can't touch this) Look in my eyes, man (You can't touch this) Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
I've told you before, and I'll say it again, you can't touch what I've got. I'm on top of the world, and you can't bring me down. Watch me spit some amazing lyrics that will leave you in awe.

Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin', hold on Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch (Oh-oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh)
I've got the latest style, and I know you want to dance to my beat. Bust a move, and let everyone know how amazing my music is. I'm so good that you need to step back and acknowledge that you can never beat what I can create. This beat is untouchable, and it's clear as day.

Give me a song or rhythm Making no sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know You talk about the Hammer when you're talking 'bout a show That's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe Or a tape to learn What it's gonna take in the '90s to burn The charts legit Either work hard or you might as well quit That's word because you know (You can't touch this) (You can't touch this) Break it down!
I make music look easy, and it's no effort at all. My music is what everyone is talking about, and it's lit. Singers need to work hard because my music is going to take over the world. I'm an unstoppable force, and my music is untouchable.

(You can't touch this) (You can't touch this) (You can't touch this) Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh oh) Stop! Hammer time!
Just to remind you, once again, that you can't touch me. Keep trying if you want, but you will never succeed. And now, it's Hammer time. The show has officially begun.

Go with the flow it is said If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move, slide your rump Just for a minute, let's all do the bump Bump, bump, bump (Oh-oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh) Yeah (You can't touch this)
Let the music take control, if you can't keep up, then you must be lacking a pulse. Dance and groove to this beat, and you won't even realize you're losing weight, that's how good it is. Let's all dance together, 'cause why not? You still can't touch me though.

Look, man (You can't touch this) You'll better get hyped, boy, 'cause you know you can't (You can't touch this) Ring the bell, school's back in Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh oh) Stop! Hammer time!
I'm telling you again, and you better listen, because you cannot touch me. You better get excited, 'cause you know you'll never reach my level. School is in session, with your favorite teacher, and he's about to drop some amazing beats. This is the point where we break it down and let the music do the talking.

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this? With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to The Bay It's 'Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer!' and the rest can go and play You can't touch this (You can't touch this) (You can't touch this) Yeah, you can't touch this I told you, can't touch this Too hype, can't touch this Yo, we outta here, can't touch this
My energy is always at an all-time high, especially when I'm performing. I'm excellent both on the dance floor and when performing with a mic. There's no reason why I would stop doing this since other artists can't even compare to me. I've traveled to different countries to perform, and people just can't seem to get enough of me. You might as well stop trying to touch me and my music, because you will never succeed. With that said, we're out of here, and you still can't touch this.