You're the One
Grease vs. Dr. Dre & Snoop Dog Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You are a very unpleasant person, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel
You are truly despicable

You're as cuddly as a cactus
You are not at all warm and friendly, you are prickly and unpleasant

You're as charming as an eel
You are not at all endearing, you are slippery and deceitful

You're a bad banana
You are a rotten person

With a greasy black peel
You have a dark and unappealing exterior

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
You are a horrible creature, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole
You have no empathy or compassion

Your brain is full of spiders
Your thoughts and ideas are twisted and tangled like a spider's web

You've got garlic in your soul
You are full of bitterness and resentment

I wouldn't touch you
I would not come close to you

With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
Even at a great distance, I would not want to interact with you

All I need is a reindeer
I require a reindeer to complete my plan

The Grinch looked around
The Grinch surveyed his surroundings

But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found
However, there were no reindeer available as they were in low supply

Did that stop the Grinch
Did the Grinch let that deter him?

Ha, the Grinch simply said
No, the Grinch had a solution

"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
The Grinch will create a reindeer if he cannot find one

So he took his dog Max, he took some black thread
He used his dog Max and some black thread to make his makeshift reindeer

And he tied a big horn on top of his head
He added a large horn to the reindeer he made

Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
He collected some bags and sacks, and filled them with presents

On a ramshackle sleigh
He placed the bags on a poorly maintained sleigh

And he whistled for Max
He called for his dog Max to join him

Then the Grinch said, "Giddap!"
Then the Grinch commanded the makeshift reindeer to move

And the sleigh started down
The sleigh and makeshift reindeer moved forward

Toward the homes where the Whos lay asnooze in their town
They moved towards the sleeping homes of the Whos

All their windows were dark
None of the lights were on in the Who's homes

No one knew he was there
The Grinch went unnoticed by the Whos

All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
The Whos were peacefully dreaming and unaware of what was happening

When he came to the first little house on the square
When he arrived at the first house on the street

"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed
"This is the first stop," the Grinch said with a dangerous tone

And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist
He climbed the roof while holding empty bags

Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch
He squeezed himself down the narrow chimney

But, if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch
He used Santa Claus as an example, convincing himself that he could do it too

He got stuck only once, for a minute or two
He only got stuck once, but briefly

Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
He emerged from the fireplace chimney

Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row
Where the stockings of the Whos were hung up in order

"These stockings," he grinched, "are the first things to go!"
"These stockings will be the first to be taken!"

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant
He snaked and sneaked around with an evil look on his face

Around the whole room, and he took every present!
He searched and took every present in the room

Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
He took many types of presents like pop guns, bicycles, roller skates, and drums

Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
He also took checkerboards, tricycles, popcorn, and plums

And he stuffed them in bags, then the Grinch, very nimbly
He packed the presents into bags with great skill

Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
He packed all the bags one by one into the chimney and left the house with everything he had stolen