The party
Hooligan Hefs Lyrics

The girls can stay, send their boyfriends home
Only the girls are allowed to stay at the party, and their boyfriends must leave.

I don't wanna see snaps, put away those phones
I don't want anyone taking pictures or videos with their phones, so put them away.

I just wanna see a big bum shakin' for the bros
I am only interested in watching a woman with a big butt dance for the guys at the party.

I'm leavin' with one or I might take both
I might leave the party with one girl or even take two of them with me.

Or is that too greedy? She don't wanna leave me
I'm not sure if taking two girls is too much, but one of the girls seems interested in spending time with me.

Don't need strobe lights, my wrist is beamin'
I don't need the strobe lights because my watch is shiny enough to provide enough light.

Give her a tissue, her nose is bleedin'
Please give a tissue to the girl whose nose is bleeding.

It's early in the mornin' but it's back to the PM, leanin'
Even though it's early in the morning, we're still partying and drinking heavily.

Yeah, it's corona season
The COVID-19 pandemic is still ongoing and is a concern.

But we still party like it's the weekend
Despite the pandemic, we are still partying and having a good time.

There's no pills to fix this virus
There are no pills or medication to cure COVID-19.

I'm way too sick, doin' up all-nighters
I am feeling very sick, but I am still staying up all night and partying.

Cancel my plans and all of my priors
I have cancelled my plans and responsibilities to party instead.

Sun comes up and everyone's silent
When the sun rises, everyone becomes quiet and stops partying.

Why so quiet? It's back-to-back
I don't understand why everyone has suddenly become quiet when we were just partying back-to-back.

Quick catnap then it's back-to-back
I am taking a quick nap and then we will start partying again back-to-back.

There's another bong that I don't get back
Someone else has taken my bong and I won't be getting it back.

So we might as well turn this room to a trap
Since we can't get my bong back, we might as well make the room into a trap house.

I just wanna kick it in my slippers and robe
I just want to relax and party in my comfortable clothes, slippers, and robe.

Noise complaints go out the window
We don't care about any noise complaints from neighbors or outsiders.

'Til the wheels fall off, all day, let's go
We're going to party until the very end, all day, without stopping.