Anything Goes
Houser Randy Lyrics

Normally this time of night you wouldn't find me here
Ordinarily, I wouldn't be here during this time of the night

I'd be reaching for a goodnight kiss instead of one more beer
I would prefer looking for a goodnight kiss than having more beer

I'd never take a second look at the blonde across the bar
Normally, I wouldn't even glance at the blonde sitting at the bar

Much less invite her over and let things go this far
Let alone call her over and indulge in such activities

But anything goes when everything's gone
In the absence of everything important, anything can happen

You ain't around to give a damn whether I do right or wrong
Since you are not here to judge me, I can do whatever I want

So bring it on, anything goes when everything's gone
I welcome all kinds of experiences because nothing matters now

Another morning after a crazy night before
It's the next day after an insane night

I'm searching for my blue jeans on a stranger's bedroom floor
I'm trying to find my jeans in a room belonging to a person I don't know

Well, shouldn't I feel guilty well I don't feel a thing
Although I ought to be remorseful, I'm emotionless

I'd wake her up and say goodbye, but I can't recall her name
I want to wake her to depart, but I cannot remember her name

If you'd lifted a single thread for me to hold on too
If you had given me any reason to cling on to

I'd have one good reason not to do the things I do
Then I would have had a much-needed excuse not to indulge in these acts

Anything goes
Anything can happen regardless of the consequences

Anything goes when everything's gone
All is fair in the absence of everything essential