Don't Ask Me
Ian Dury and the Blockheads Lyrics


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Here I stand
With a doughnut for a brain
On my life, I must see you again
I should think that's made it very plain
Is it his
Is it his or is it ain't?

Don't ask me
To leave it out
Or turn it up
Or pack it in
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask

Don't ask me
I'm an ignorant, I'm afraid
On my life, I believe we're tailor made
I should worry if the weather spoils the trade
I'm a crumb
And I'm in your lemonade

Don't ask me
To knock it off
Or cut it short
Or jack it in
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask

Let me offer you
My life and all my love
Let me offer you a bargain
What a lovely range
Don't forget the change
Don't ask
Don't ask
Don't ask

Don't ask me to make a sacrifice
On my life, I'm cheap at half the price.
Won't you try a portion or a slice?
Slightly warm
But very, very nice

Don't ask me
To leave it out
Or turn it up
Or pack it in
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask





Don't ask...

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Don't Ask Me" by Ian Dury and the Blockheads are slightly cryptic and nonsensical, adding to the whimsicality of the song. The singer states that he has a "doughnut for a brain" but also expresses his desire to see someone again. He then goes on to say that he is ignorant and believes that he and the person he wants to see are "tailor-made" for each other. He reassures the other person that he is not difficult to please and offers his love and life to them, but then warns that he won't make any sacrifices. The chorus repeatedly urges the listener not to ask the singer to do anything in particular.


Overall, the song seems to be a lighthearted and ironic take on unrequited love, with the singer simultaneously affirming his feelings for the other person while acknowledging his own personal quirks, limitations, and inability to change.


Line by Line Meaning

Here I stand
I am currently in this position


With a doughnut for a brain
I am feeling stupid or incapable


On my life, I must see you again
I feel strongly about needing to see you again


I should think that's made it very plain
My previous statement was clear and straightforward


Is it his or is it ain't?
I am questioning whether something belongs to a specific person


Don't ask me
I do not want to be asked


To leave it out
Do not ask me to omit something


Or turn it up
Do not ask me to increase the intensity of something


Or pack it in
Do not ask me to discontinue something


I'm an ignorant, I'm afraid
I lack knowledge or experience, and I am frightened of it


On my life, I believe we're tailor made
I am convinced that we are meant to be together


I should worry if the weather spoils the trade
I would be concerned if outside circumstances harm our business


I'm a crumb
I am insignificant or unimportant


And I'm in your lemonade
I am an unwanted addition to your life


To knock it off
Do not ask me to quit doing something


Or cut it short
Do not ask me to abbreviate something


Or jack it in
Do not ask me to give up on something


Let me offer you
Allow me to present you with something


My life and all my love
I am willing to give everything to you


Let me offer you a bargain
I am proposing a good deal


What a lovely range
This is a great selection


Don't forget the change
Remember to take your money back


Don't ask me to make a sacrifice
I do not want to give anything up


On my life, I'm cheap at half the price.
I am not worth much, and I admit it


Won't you try a portion or a slice?
Wouldn't you like to have a sample?


Slightly warm
It is not hot, but it is not cold either


But very, very nice
It is extremely enjoyable




Lyrics © DELLA BLUE MUSIC LLC, Peermusic Publishing, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: CHAS JANKEL, IAN DURY

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