If I Was Fuckin' You
Ice Cube Lyrics


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Yeah that's cool
Er, everything closed so we just
We might as well just go straight to the hotel
And just get some rest
Let me slide this dick up on in ya

If I was fucking you right about now
You'd have a dick stuck in you (yeah)
Have to go brag to your fucking crew
On how this rap nigga dick you down
Kendo passed them guts and didn't have to kick you down
Who this bitch nigga wit' you now?
Do we know about your x-files?
And your sex styles?
And all the niggas that you think about fucking
And all the shit you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (ha ha ha)

If I was fucking you, shit, it'd be like drama (yeah)
And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright
You're cute as fuck, plus that ass is tight (hype)
Get the fuck on 'fore these niggas start to fight
I can see it in your eyes, you wanna fuck tonight
Give Herden everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club

If I was fucking you, I'd be pakin the piss
The horny weight dick gettin' laid is for chips
Bitch I'm tryina' make grits
Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
Hin the gin and juice the mix
No time to pause, gots to drop draws
Prep through a half spankin', breakin' down walls
With tactics, nigga used two proper lactics (double-up)
Hit the twat chopper style
Bang it up back (echo)

[Chorus]
If I was fucking you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oh, yeah, a, ah, uh, uh, come on

If I was fucking you, you'd be like fuck everybody
Kill, this pussy yours
Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
Doin' chores for a nigga
Open doors for a nigga
Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a nigga
At the motelly, got you on your belly
In come morcelli
Niggas calling k-mac, bitches calling kelly
Do it like arthur fonzarelli, hit the lights
So we can try to reform these potential dites

If I was fucking you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)
Buying nigga shit, that you don't even know (mm)
Credit card maxed out
Bank account tapped out
Writin' bad cheques (ha ha ha)
When I call you break your neck
You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy
Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
These buster-ass niggas make the shit so easy
(he was fucking me? ) for sheazly

If I was fucking you, I'd let the homies fuck too
Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through
Hey you feenin'
Cooch screamin', heatin' cleanin'
Tag-teamin', suckin' semen (echo)
Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
With video footage of you giving nigga scully (got you)
Hold it till you've chocked off the bitched and got got
And roll one to smoke, grab my shit and shake my spot

[Chorus]

Nineteen inches of complicated funk.
Ango urgin', probably be vomiting dick for a week though
Suckin' on semen,

Hm be careful what you wish for, you just might get it

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Ice Cube/K-Mac/Mr. Short Khop's song If I Was Fuckin' You are explicit and describe a sexual encounter. The first lines in the song imply that the male protagonist is proposing to have sex with someone, and then he goes on to describe how the encounter would be if it were to happen. The lyrics are very crude and graphic and center around the male's pleasure and dominance over the female. He talks about how the female would have to recount the experience to her friends and how he would give her everything she wants, including the men who are with him.


The lyrics also use vulgar language and references to sex, such as "dick stuck in you" and "sucking semen." The song sets a very misogynistic tone and portrays women as objects for the male's satisfaction. The lyrics also suggest that the women being addressed are with other men who are "bitch niggas," making a direct insult to their significant others.


Overall, the song's lyrics are degrading to women and promote toxic masculinity. It contributes to a culture that normalizes rape, misogyny, and violence against women.


Line by Line Meaning

Yeah that's cool
I agree, that's fine


Er, everything closed so we just
Since everything is closed, we should just go to the hotel


We might as well just go straight to the hotel
We should go directly to the hotel


And just get some rest
We should get some sleep


Let me slide this dick up on in ya
I want to have sex with you


If I was fucking you right about now
If we were having sex right now


You'd have a dick stuck in you (yeah)
You would have a penis inside of you


Have to go brag to your fucking crew
You would have to tell your friends about our sexual encounter


On how this rap nigga dick you down
You would tell your friends about how I had sex with you


Kendo passed them guts and didn't have to kick you down
My friends had sex with you and didn't have to use force


Who this bitch nigga wit' you now?
Who is this guy here with you?


Do we know about your x-files?
Do we know about your sexual past?


And your sex styles?
Do we know about the unique ways you have sex?


And all the niggas that you think about fucking
Do we know about all the guys you want to have sex with?


And all the shit you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (ha ha ha)
Do we know all the sexual fantasies you have when you're high?


If I was fucking you, shit, it'd be like drama (yeah)
If we had sex, it would be intense


And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
My ex-girlfriend might find out and get angry


So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright
Just listen to me and everything will be okay


You're cute as fuck, plus that ass is tight (hype)
You're very attractive and have a great body


Get the fuck on 'fore these niggas start to fight
Leave before there's a fight


I can see it in your eyes, you wanna fuck tonight
I can tell you want to have sex tonight


Give Herden everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
I gave everything to Herden, who is foolishly in love with me


Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club
We had sex after leaving the club


If I was fucking you, I'd be pakin the piss
If we were having sex, I would be very excited


The horny weight dick gettin' laid is for chips
Having sex is like making money


Bitch I'm tryina' make grits
I'm trying to have sex with you


Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
I have a 6 pack of Trojan condoms


Hin the gin and juice the mix
I'll make drinks with gin and juice


No time to pause, gots to drop draws
I don't want to wait, let's have sex right now


Prep through a half spankin', breakin' down walls
I'm excited and can hardly wait, let's have sex right now


With tactics, nigga used two proper lactics (double-up)
I'll be very careful and use two condoms (double-up)


Hit the twat chopper style
Let's have sex in a variety of positions


Bang it up back (echo)
Have rough sex


If I was fucking you (echo)
If we were having sex


(overlapping) ooh, oh, yeah, a, ah, uh, uh, come on
Various sounds expressing excitement for sex


If I was fucking you, you'd be like fuck everybody
If we had sex, you'd be very satisfied and not care about anyone else


Kill, this pussy yours
I want you to have sex with me


Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
I'll do anything for you, including cleaning


Doin' chores for a nigga
I'll do anything for you


Open doors for a nigga
I'll be very accommodating


Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a nigga
I'll even carry weapons for you


At the motelly, got you on your belly
In the motel, I'll have you in a sexually submissive position


In come morcelli
I'm coming inside of you


Niggas calling k-mac, bitches calling kelly
People will know and talk about our sexual encounter


Do it like arthur fonzarelli, hit the lights
Let's have sex like they did on the TV show Happy Days


So we can try to reform these potential dites
So we can try to fix our problematic aspects of the relationship


If I was fucking you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)
If we were having sex, you'd be spending a lot of money on me


Buying nigga shit, that you don't even know (mm)
You would be buying me gifts and spending money, even if you don't know me well


Credit card maxed out
You would spend all your credit card's limit


Bank account tapped out
You would spend all your money


Writin' bad cheques (ha ha ha)
You would write bad checks to keep up with my expenses


When I call you break your neck
You would do anything for me


You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy
You would do anything to make me happy, while I sit back and relax


Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
You would dedicate your life to making me happy


These buster-ass niggas make the shit so easy
Other guys are easily swayed by sex


(he was fucking me? ) for sheazly
People would be surprised to know that we had sex


If I was fucking you, I'd let the homies fuck too
If we had sex, I would want my friends to join us


Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through
We would have sex and then finish quickly


Hey you feenin'
You're really turned on and want to have sex


Cooch screamin', heatin' cleanin'
You would be moaning and screaming while we have sex


Tag-teamin', suckin' semen (echo)
We would have sex together and I would ejaculate


Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
Keep it a secret, because you love me


With video footage of you giving nigga scully (got you)
I recorded a video of you performing oral sex on me


Hold it till you've chocked off the bitched and got got
Keep the video until we're not together anymore


And roll one to smoke, grab my shit and shake my spot
Smoke a joint, grab my things, and leave my place quickly


Nineteen inches of complicated funk.
My penis is very large and difficult to handle


Ango urgin', probably be vomiting dick for a week though
You might get sick from having sex with me


Suckin' on semen,
Performing oral sex to receive semen


Hm be careful what you wish for, you just might get it
Be careful what you ask for, because you might regret it




Lyrics Β© Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: O'SHEA JACKSON, KELLY PKA "K-MAC" GARMON, LIONEL, JR. "SHORT KHOP" HUNT, RYAN GARNER

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