Paper Towels
Jack Stauber's Micropop Lyrics

$4.99 (Love) when you (4.99) Makes me feel so luxury (Love) when y…
0Doctor I need a doctor, oh I′m not a doctor, but I…
0Peppermint Can I have a peppermint? You can have a peppermint That′s to…
4379 Oh, the first time of love Oh, the second time of…
6B Knock out the goldie goldie Actions bolder than a 6B pencil …
Al Dente Love valley, hi hi, (Hi hi) (Exactly), oh Love valley, lo…
Angel I believe that you believe that you′re an angel Nowhere to…
At The Store She misses you, Like she misses a pair of shoes She…
Baby Hotline Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you Baby flatline, sti… Behead it All Ooh, I′ll behead it all Oh, the same, behead it a-all Behead…
Benchmarks You know I′ve counting on different destinations Complicatio…
Benny Worm It′s Benny Worm It's Benny Wo-o-orm It′s Benny Worm It's Ben…
Black Pepper Some read to search Got it out, lurch Ba-ba-ba-ba, hey Can′t…
Blood Pump Thought that I was stupid and I was Fiddled with my…
Boo I need a doctor! (Oh) I′m not a doctor but I think…
Bread Artisanal Artisanal I could live in an artisanal house With…
Broken Record Broken record in mono Broken record in stereo It′s the same …
Bubblegun Crazy Mortifying Teeming Yearning Bathrobes, American towels…
Bumblebees Are Out Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Oh damn child! (What?) L…
Calm Water Fast Living Efficiency of order, class of two expression Living into bre…
Cheese This can′t brie There's more cheese to choose than I can…
Choice Love, brain, heart control Caffeinate! Melatonin Love, heart…
Coffee Do I need it? (Mocha) Am I under control? Can I beat…
Comb Attack Comb attack Ah Doy, dee diss Ah ha bah bah Oh bah back diss …
Cooking with Abigail Cooking with Abigail Having such fun! Walking around in a pr…
Coral Leg rub Push you up Greater lookin′ into it Although They sh…
Crocodile Tears Got gray dripping from your face Tragedy and pain Regretting…
Cupid Oh circumcise my love for you! It′s far too vapid and…
Darren Darren wasn′t on his best behavior Now we know the trouble…
Deploy Tear squeezed, petrified Mouth said that our love won't die …
Dialtone (What′s wrong, darlin'?) Outside placed momentarily (really?…
Dinner Is Not Over Dinner-er is not over-er Dinner-er is not over-er Dinner-er …
Don't Say That One Word I Think Is Funny Set that love aside For another time Set that love aside For…
Dour Girl Bury walls and some still have Dour girl you′re right to…
Dumpster Girl Carry you gently into the dumpster Fill it with pages of…
Easy Eyes Morning to evening Ducking and leaving through My eyes Just …
Eating On The Go It′s getting hot, I can't wait anymore Oh my, tell them…
Echo Co Co Echo, haha, boop! Stay! Behind the stage! (Yes) No fingers, …
Eleven o Clock I want your soul Now you should go I want to stop…
Epoch Elliptic Good lady It′s against my belief To say to you Oh, bless you…
Everything Bagel You are my everything bagel You′ve got everything (La la la…
Eyelash (Why do cry?) Camera flash When I′m scared Eyelash Blow it …
Fighter Fight with your heart (Play for keep) (I′ve gotta keep, keep…
Finale I could (I could) I trust I would pick something better…
Freefall Falling in June Come back, my mind I′ll need your shoe Won't…
Get A Hold Of Yourself Get a hold of yourself I′m not used to it (whoa,…
Gift of Eden Sons of some Every gift of Eden Gone, to go, away On, great…
Goldie Your signs meet me daily A matter to be done You′re finding…
Great Lake Oh, saying we can stand We can kick the sand The snail…
Hot Dog Oh baby, lift it in the cupboard Oh baby, lift it…
I Heard Ya You can love what you want to love (How strange!) Be…
I Hope You Miss Me In Heaven I hope you miss me in Heaven I wanna be inside…
Inchman (It′s never been worse!) (That's not true) (True!) (That′s …
Is Anyone There Short of breath Everything′s down Spin once, take an hour an…
Jamie Jamie, could it be See himself in you Look at your reflectio…
Junk Bat While I realize your eyes are all I got Daylight savings,…
Just Take My Wallet Your mama′s crying Your mama's crying for you Your mama′s ly…
Keyman Disciplinary, and it′s all kinda scary If I jingle my keys,…
Lice Tuck you into bed Slip out see you later Cut my own…
Lick my Common Sense You make him rely Lick my common sense I′ll never want it…
Lima Bean Man Pick me up with a spoon And tie me to a…
Love and Co. Love and company Love and company Love and company Love and …
Love Bug You don′t care You don't tell the truth But when you do Love…
Love Cookie Love cookie Wednesday Wednesday (Wednesday, baby) Have you s…
Milk What kind of milk were you? What kind of life did…
Mr Backwards Mr backwards, look back at how he acts! He′s a monster…
Not For Your Throat I′d like to stay Ridden, I No, stop Alarming You'll never st…
Oh Lugsury 2002, tie my shoe *NSYNC is good, I′m moving to Hollywood 20…
Order (Oh, what? I don′t think it's right) I′ll push it overboard…
Pavlov Oh Yes Oh I got a show You are alone, good I thought you so…
Pearls Bury walls and some still have Dour girl you′re right to…
Penny Penny told me that we′re all gonna go someday And it…
Performer Sweet sugar Sweet nectarine Totally-ly-ly Summer princey Sum…
Polarizer Hot co-old, you′re polarizing Those made of some side, I've …
Pull Oh no you make me think so hard Keep tracking my…
Pumpkin Pie Coming alive, a pumpkin pie I reckon you and I will…
Richter Godless afternoon Baby′s in the basement (Laughter) Still wi…
Seltzer Step up Wait, what? Oh jeez, I-I don′t know Well, here goes …
Shattered Molars Hahaha I can see them Under the TV And they argue through t…
Shop Oh Shop: A Pop Opera (Oh-oh!) Shop: A Pop Opera-ra (Wow) Sho…
Shucks A new sock in the face, a new sock in…
Sine I like your style I like your tone I like your features…
Sod Check out the mess you made (Ahhhh) Can′t catch your honor…
Spring Cleaning Alright I′m listening Oh, oh dear Oh, you don't wanna talk …
Sticky Flower It′s not the motto (R-r-ring) Who's honking, huh? You′re on …
Tall Long Blonde Cowboy Party Get a load of last night How′s about that smile? (What'd…
Tea Errors Laying into summer music Wall fell down so I built a…
Teacup Oh baby teacup with a broken handle Cute little nose like…
The Ballad of Hamantha Life′s extension lottery Kind to some, but not to thee Born …
The Ground is Not So Far Oh, good god let me tell you I try every once…
There's Something Happening There′s something happening (uh-huh) There's something happe…
Those Eggs Aren't Dippy Dripping eye, dissecting me Cut my life expectancy Have me u…
Thrower Well, tell us why you′re here (Uh, oh, oe-e-e-e-e) Just tell…
Today Today Today, today is one of those days Stuck between yesterday an…
Tragic Bean Dipping in the coffee grounds (Very slow!) Those secret Indi…
Two Time Hey (give it a little attack-tack) (Work) (Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo) …
Undie Au revoir (Undie) Salut and au revoir (And undie) Your love …
We See You Opal We see you, Opal Your troubles are miles away We see you,…
Wet Willy Hot, fed up Life, don′t let up Can't get fed up A treat…
What Did You Do (Uoy rof s′eno siht) Showered at the Econo Lodge Worshiped s…
Whisper Try to make fun Lis-listen up, baby Sit how you like to Base…



Words of Wisdom When I find myself in times of trouble (When you…