That's My Bitch
Jay-Z - Kanye West Lyrics

Uh, hello, can I speak to uh, uh,
The singer is trying to get someone on the phone.

Look, you had no idea what ya dealing with
The person on the other end of the call doesn't know what they're getting into.

Something on some of this realest shit
The singer is about to share something very real with the other person.

Pop champagne yeah I'll give you a sip
The artist is celebrating and willing to share their success with the other person.

'Bout to go dumb how come,
The artist is about to indulge in a party lifestyle.

That's my bitch
The singer is claiming ownership over a woman in a possessive manner.

Sh-shorty right there
The woman the singer has claimed is in close proximity to them.

I've been waiting for a long long time
The artist has been waiting a long time for an opportunity to enjoy life.

Just to get off and throw my hands up high
The artist is excited to enjoy life and celebrate.

I paid for them titties, get your own
The artist is implying they provided financial support for the woman they have claimed.

It ain't safe in the city, watch the throne
The singer is warning of the dangers of urban life and asserting their power and status.

She learning a new word, its yacht
The woman the artist has claimed is learning new concepts of luxury and wealth.

Blew the world up as soon as I hit the club with her
The singer is boasting of their influence and power, including access to exclusive venues.

Too Short called, told me 'I fell in love with her'
The singer's friend Too Short is also interested in the woman they have claimed.

Seen by actors, ball players and drug dealers
The singer and the woman they have claimed have been seen and interacted with by people in various industries and walks of life.

And some lesbians that never loved niggas
The artist and the woman they have claimed have also interacted with same-sex attracted women who are not attracted to men.

Twisted love story 'True Romance'
The artist sees their relationship with the woman they have claimed as a twisted love story reminiscent of the film 'True Romance.'

Mary Magdalene from a pole dance
The singer is comparing the woman they have claimed to Mary Magdalene, who was a reformed prostitute, from a religious perspective.

I'm a freak huh, rock star life
The singer is embracing a non-traditional, hedonistic lifestyle associated with rock stars.

The second girl with us, that's our wife
The artist and the woman they have claimed are in a non-monogamous relationship and have another woman with them.

Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle
The artist is introducing a new concept or idea for the listeners to consider.

Who's the new old perv that's tryna play second fiddle
The artist is calling someone out for trying to compete with them for the attention of the woman they have claimed.

No disrespect, I'm not tryna belittle
The singer is trying to avoid causing offense or insulting anyone.

But my dick worth money I put Monie in the middle
The artist is boasting of their sexual prowess and suggesting they are willing to financially reward women who participate in threesomes with them.

Silly little vixen, mixes 'til morning
The woman the singer has claimed is seen as playful and flirtatious, partying all night.

I'm yearning, oh, yeah
The singer is desiring intimacy or a physical connection with the woman they have claimed.

Swear you never strolled on a bottle of that potion
The singer is complimenting the woman they have claimed, suggesting she is not the type to overindulge or make mistakes when drinking alcohol.

Stop motion, ooh, yeah
The artist is enticing or flirting with the woman they have claimed.

Go harder than a nigga for a nigga go figure
The artist is asserting their dedication and work ethic compared to others in their racial group.

Told me 'keep my own money' if we ever did split up
The singer's partner has suggested they keep their finances separate in case they break up.

How can somethin' so gangsta be so pretty in pictures?
The singer is commenting on the juxtaposition of their gangster lifestyle and the beauty of their partner.

With jeans and a blazer and some Louboutin slippers
The artist is describing their partner's fashionable and expensive outfit.

Uh, Picasso was alive he woulda made her
The artist is suggesting that their partner is a work of art and would have been admired by the famous painter Picasso.

That's right nigga Mona Lisa can't fade her
The artist is comparing their partner to the famous painting Mona Lisa and suggesting she is even more beautiful or alluring than the artwork.

I mean Marilyn Monroe, she's quite nice
The singer is acknowledging that Marilyn Monroe is considered a beautiful and iconic woman.

But why all the pretty icons always all white?
The artist is questioning why society has elevated white women to the status of icons of beauty and desirability.

Put some colored girls in the MoMA
The singer is suggesting that people of color should be celebrated and given a place in prestigious institutions like the Museum of Modern Art.

Half these broads ain't got nothing on Willona
The singer is referencing the character Willona from the TV show 'Good Times,' suggesting that many women do not measure up to her standard of beauty.

Don't make me bring Thelma in it
The singer is referencing another character from 'Good Times' and insinuating that they have other women who could compete with their partner.

Bring Halle, bring Penélope and Salma in it
The artist is listing other famous and attractive actresses as potential competitors for their partner's beauty.

You deserve three stacks for the André
Three stacks is a slang term for $3000, and André is likely a reference to André 3000 of Outkast. The artist is suggesting that their partner deserves a large sum of money for her beauty and status.

Call Larry Gagosian, you belong in museums
Larry Gagosian is a famous art dealer, and the singer is again comparing their partner to a work of art and suggesting she should be housed in a museum.

You belong in Vintage clothes watching the whole building
The singer is suggesting that their partner's beauty and style is timeless and would be well-suited to a vintage aesthetic.

You belong with niggas who used to be known for dope dealing
The artist is acknowledging that they and their associates come from a criminal background but are now wealthy and successful.

You too dope for any of those civilians
The artist is suggesting that their partner is too impressive and complex to be appreciated by ordinary people.

Now shoot trigga, stop looking at her tits
The artist is telling another person to stop staring at their partner's breasts and instead focus on the artist.

Get ya own dog ya heard
The singer is instructing the other person to find their own woman to pursue.